Jon’s Weekly Twitter Updates for 2010-05-01

• Is your financial IQ high enough to make you filthy rich? wealthy? just get by? or stay poor? http://bit.ly/aRyf4x #
• @jerinelay you sure? DM me your number @AdrianNCH #
• @AdrianNCF @jerinelay good nite bro. #
• @jerinelay well I'm still single, if you're up for it. I'm not the best of men, but I'm ordinary enuf to be special I guess :-p @AdrianNCF #
• @Esther_N our younger brothers are good friends, so i think their elders should also be good friends, right? in reply to Esther_N #
• @AdrianNCF your wife you mean? Lol! @jerinelay #
• @jerinelay well you're not the worst I've met At least you're bisexual :-p @AdrianNCF #
• @AdrianNCF okay bro #
• @jerinelay why you like scandals so much one lah? Get a descent guy like @AdrianNCF lah? No more choices meh? in reply to jerinelay #
• @jerinelay you got a pool at your house??! O.o @AdrianNCF #
• Ditto! I want this nation to unify! RT @SABMtweets: @SamZzNG @jonathanfun Correction, ethnicity SHUDNT impact how laws affect us as Rakyat #
• @AdrianNCF I'm working tmr let me settle me stuff. I'll drive down to meet you if possible k? in reply to AdrianNCF #
• Is your financial IQ high enough to make you filthy rich? wealthy? just get by? or stay poor? http://bit.ly/aRyf4x #
• Sounds like kindergarten :-p RT @simtzetzin: Kelas Induksi PKR- I introduced dasar PKR & PR, lagu parti and had a good discussion #HS #P94 #
• @alithelady ah. That kolom and anu I dunno. I only know kolam and anus @limmengkeong #
• @SABMtweets damn it. DNA is a non issue. We all descend from Adam and eve but all must be equal. Period! @SamZzNg #
• @alithelady @SamZzNg you're learning fast #
• Wild Mushroom soup for dinner, anyone? http://twitpic.com/1jmtdw #
• RT @norm_noordin: #FF @CKGord @ashyusof @LyNnSatria @tiyaramley @IbnuHaris @megreat @lilagitprop @aidyadnan @amuse_gueule @Kukuchingching #
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• @Esther_N You got my text? in reply to Esther_N #
• @SamZzNg Depends on how you look at it. We need to unify to move fwd. Singapore is a very good example. in reply to SamZzNg #
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• @SamZzNg no la. Only official names n official lang changes. No hols durin festive season bt can celebr8. @SABMtweets #
• Alright guys. Time for a short siesta! Will be back in a hour #
• The the merry goes round and round and round RT @SABMtweets: @jonathanfun thus we revisit the matter of equilibrium #
• @SamZzNg Elaborate "giving up ethnic identity" @SABMtweets in reply to SamZzNg #
• DITTO! RT @SABMtweets Memang! SABM is just 1 of d many movments pushing 4 equality. in d eyes of the law, RACE must not matter! #
• @SABMtweets The realities of capitalism. One cannot have the best of both worlds. in reply to SABMtweets #
• @SABMtweets Bagus. Count me in your rangkaan jangka masa panjang I'll be glad to volunteer! in reply to SABMtweets #
• @SABMtweets My point exactly. 1 race. Malaysians. Period. But policies to treat everyone equal must apply. in reply to SABMtweets #
• @SABMtweets Hahaha. It's a cultural issue isn't it? DARN Malaysian Drivers! in reply to SABMtweets #
• @SABMtweets And Insya Allah, we can make things happen together, one tweet at a time in reply to SABMtweets #
• @SABMtweets Of course I still have faith. Else I won't be a part of this Twitter movement to promote change in reply to SABMtweets #
• @SABMtweets And that is a challenge we all face. How to convince ppl to believe tat all these "candies" are just bait? in reply to SABMtweets #
• @SABMtweets Yes. I guess the non-bumis like me have already took our own fates in our own hands since the introduction of the NEP in reply to SABMtweets #
• @SABMtweets Yes. But how many are willing to leave their comfort zones to change? I'm okay. But what about the rest? in reply to SABMtweets #
• @SABMtweets Sadly,majority of d ppl R still blinded by temp "favors" in xchange of their votes. They forgot tat their decision lasts 5 yrs. in reply to SABMtweets #
• @SABMtweets Agree. The change must come from the Rakyat. Not the leaders. But Rakyat but be sensitive enough to differentiate black n white. in reply to SABMtweets #
• @SABMtweets We need a revolution. An expelling of the corrupt, the useless. And only the Rakyat can change that by their votes. in reply to SABMtweets #
• But I think the PO industry is heading that direction too. Need a few years. Perhaps decades more .@bongkersz @ChowPong #
• Super well-aware. Contractors sometimes have to attend a week-long safety course b4 commencing work. @bongkersz @ChowPong #
• @SABMtweets That's a tough call mate. Hard to change from the bottom cos it has already become a way of life to those who've bn benefiting. in reply to SABMtweets #
• @bongkersz vry effective. Eg: I wnt them 2 wear helmet. So I showed them a crushed head from a car accident. Told them an I-beam fell on it. in reply to bongkersz #
• @bongkersz Sure sure. If want later I email you #
• Long time never make fun of people already lah. Any #kamlan politician or celebrity to make fun of today? #
• @SABMtweets How to change this i wonder. You have any ideas? in reply to SABMtweets #
• @bongkersz Haha. True. To speed up d learning process, Nxt time do a presentation, show them gruesome photos of those who died of accidents. in reply to bongkersz #
• @SABMtweets Yes. Very evident in the case of #p94 #HS Take control at all costs. At the expense of the "weak" ones. in reply to SABMtweets #
• @bongkersz Same goes here.Worse if ur workers r foreigners.It's tough gettin them to grasp d concept of safety.But there's an effective way. in reply to bongkersz #
• @ChowPong Yeah peat is an important carbon sink. Not to be messed with. in reply to ChowPong #
• @SABMtweets Human beings are just too possessive by nature aren't they? Trying to take control of whatever they come across. Playing God. in reply to SABMtweets #
• @bongkersz By right, any where in the construction where you need a ladder to climb, according to them, you must have harness :-S in reply to bongkersz #
• @SABMtweets Nature's self healing mechanism huh. in reply to SABMtweets #
• @bongkersz So your construction jobs are mainly just infras? in reply to bongkersz #
• @SABMtweets Yeah man. On one hand we need to feed the world. And on the other we need to preserve the environment and the Orang Utans. in reply to SABMtweets #
• @bongkersz Like that not so serious lah. Before the real audit, we did an internal one, and discovered a lot of safety issues. in reply to bongkersz #
• @ChowPong Yes. You're right. Are you part of the greenpeace or stuff like that? in reply to ChowPong #
• @SABMtweets Haha. Not exactly. I'm a Palm Oil man. People like Orang Utan, Greenpeace, and Friends of the Earth hates me in reply to SABMtweets #
• @bongkersz Questions like: Why no PPE? and Why no Safety Harness? and Why no equipment maintenance checklist? are very common in reply to bongkersz #
• @bongkersz Hahaha. Well the management sure hentam you on the safety issues one for sure in reply to bongkersz #
• @ChowPong We already are talking what would you like to discuss? RSPO is good. People. Planet. Profits. in reply to ChowPong #
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• @bongkersz Why you also got involved in this RSPO thing one? I thought you in construction? in reply to bongkersz #
• Round Table of Sustainable Palm Oil RT @icednyior: @jonathanfun @bongkersz @SamZzNg whats RSPO? XD #
• @ChowPong Haha. No I'm not. I'm with another major player in the market. Maybe second to Sime Darby in reply to ChowPong #
• @shakirameer @junetyl Haha… Okay. Next time can go find her d. in reply to shakirameer #
• Who sibeh tulan RSPO audit? @bongkersz or @icednyior ?? We got our RSPO certificate just last week @SamZzNg #
• @bongkersz RSPO gao tim already. This is our internal audit report. Next up is ISCC. Carbon Credit stuff. FML. #
• @shakirameer @junetyl Where is she working at? in reply to shakirameer #
• Commenting on auditors' comments now. Y U auditors lk 2 make ppl's life leceh 1 ah? Kan sudah provide informasi? Tanya lagi buat ape? #
• @shakirameer @junetyl Hey how are you guys? This June sudah hilang sampai mana I also cannot find her d. in reply to shakirameer #
• I noticed it too. Maybe busy planning strategy for #sibu kut? RT @bongkersz: Fella very quiet eh? @abinesh Khairy… #
• @MinuteMindset Where are you? The US? in reply to MinuteMindset #
• Busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy busy. #
• @abinesh Khairy will jump over to PKR in reply to abinesh #
• @ahpooki Yes. You are right bro. Everyone will definitely have a skeleton in their closet What's yours? in reply to ahpooki #
• @bongkersz I'm in Kluang, Johore considered the Endau Rompin National Park Region. Ohyeeohyeeoh in reply to bongkersz #
• And would u like to know whr most of our sands went to in recent years? Ans: To Singapore. Why? Ans: Genting bought em. http://bit.ly/ahAD41 #
• So MACC is finally goin after sand thieves. Wanna know where they're from? Ans: Kahang, just 20 mins from where I am – http://bit.ly/ahAD41 #
• So MACC is finally goin after sand thieves. Wanna know where they're from? Ans: Kahang, just 20 mins from where I am #
• @destinyblog @sathishisaac @randyeagar @MinuteMindset @TheTop10Blog @stefsch @BobbyRingstrom @RascalTweets #FF Thank Goodness it's Friday! in reply to destinyblog #
• @bongkersz Good morning jungle colleague #fb in reply to bongkersz #
• @teongtatt @Chef_Boven @NileshBabu @NexusKhan @HangerFanger @visithra @the_bosnian @RonaldByrne @ashyusof @natcwf #FF in reply to teongtatt #
• @9W2WIL @Kukuchingching @SamZzNg @CKGord @saiwanstar @carribeanking7 @ChowPong @JeffriMS @JustinAWg @kushairi @limmengkeong #FF in reply to 9W2WIL #
• @ahpooki Haha. I'm sure everyone has one as well in reply to ahpooki #
• Dear Friends. What kind of person do you see me as? An optimistic, forward looking person, or a person who live in his horrid past? #
• HAHAHAHA. Apologies! I was half awake when I typed that! @jessicarabbit5 @SamZzNg @AdrianNCF @nirajz #
• @jessicarabbit5 @SamZzNg @AdrianNCF @nirajz mirmkmh!! #
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• Hey YB w/ same surname, I'm w/ u. @tonypua calls Msians to help the PR/DAP campaign to win Sibu to bring political change to Swak & Msia #
• #kamlan ! RT @patrickteoh Dubious: IGP said he could call his men off the streets if that was what the people wanted. #
• Acronym of the Day: PDRM – Police Defends Rights to Murder. #kamlan #fb #jangantembak #
• New penance for underaged driving : Headshot. #kamlan #
• Thats what i'm doing now on Twitter! RT @MeetJohnFuller: Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. #
• RT @anthraxxxx: Lets set up a Lame Ministry with a lame minister. We have more than qualified guys to handle the lame portfolio. #
• @weekasiongmp I agree w/ u Datuk. Head of PDRM must b accountable for this mishap, not ranting like a child or some nyanyuk old man! #kamlan #
• Becos he thinks #aminulrasyid 's death was justifiable? RT @weekasiongmp: Disappointed with IGP's statement, he shd not b 2emotional #
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• Hahahaha! Wat I meant is, in the Javanese context RT @CKGord: @jonathanfun Wa Kam lan… u know… kekeke @alithelady #
• @liewcf you sick? I'm at Kluang lim kopitiam now. in reply to liewcf #
• @CKGord @alithelady is there any meaning to the name wak #kamlan ? #
• Another classic #kamlan comment RT @stephendoss: Ibrahim Ali now demanding the Chinese voters be “grateful” for the donation and “repent” #
• You are right. But that is a literal translation. When used to describe ppl, it means very very hopelessly stupid @randyhew @alithelady #
• #kamlan ! LOL! RT @CKGord: @limmengkeong @bongkersz Kamalanathan = Kamlan la na tan (Suck dick while waiting) #
• Baik wajibkan semua kereta untuk kalis peluru lebih selamat! #kamlan RT @Karamaz0v #jangantembak wajibkan baju kalis peluru ntuk pmandu.. #
• @CKGord @alithelady so we should only refer #kamlan to THOSE fellas who are REALLY REALLY STOOPID! Example? Ibrahim Ali! #
• Oh sorry. For those who dunno hokkien, #kamlan means STUPID! In a vulgar way RT @alithelady What is KAMLAN? #
• #kamlan RT @jonathanfun: 猪脑! RT @Kukuchingching: Stupendous! RT Perkasa sues The Sun for RM10mil but named wrong editor as defendant. #
• #kamlan @juanajaafar @TerencetheSUN: IGP threatens 2 call his man off d streets & not enforce d law due 2 criticism over shooting of CHILD! #
• #kamlan RT @CKGord: Tun Mahathir's statement today sounds like he doesn't care abt Non-Malay votes. Okay la. UMNO fight alone in BN lo! #
• #kamlan RT @ahpooki: RT @stephendoss: Madey to Ibrahim Ali- I lick u, u lick me #
• "It was 2am. My men won’t know if d driver was an adult or not cos it was dark"- Poor police. They do road blocks w/out torches. #kamlan #
• #kamlan RT @bongkersz: IGP ni macam orang datang bulan, menopause, kemaruk kasih sayang. Merajuk konon. Piiraaah!! #
• #kamlan RT @bongkersz: #jangantembak saya baru belajar memandu.. salah masuk gear undur. #
• To commemorate those who r stupid and without brains, let's dedicate ur tweets to my new hashtag – #kamlan !!! #
• "Running away from police creates suspicion; we must ascertain why this person is running away from us" – by gunning them down?! #kamlan #
• "It was 2am. My men won’t know if d driver was an adult or not cos it was dark"- Poor police. They do road blocks w/out torches. @anthraxxxx in reply to anthraxxxx #
• Kam Lan! Kam Gong! 猪脑! Ngong Hai! Bo Nao! 笨蛋! @Kukuchingching @anthraxxxx #
• 猪脑! RT @Kukuchingching: Stupendous! RT @jonathanfun KAM LAN! RT Perkasa sues The Sun for RM10mil but named wrong editor as defendant. #
• KAM LAN! RT @nikicheong @chunwai09: Perkasa sues The Sun for RM10mil but named wrong editor as defendant. Ho Kay Tat left 2 years ago. #
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• @edwinisdenim morning Edwin any corruption case today? in reply to edwinisdenim #
• @danielngsh @NileshBabu @feistyflo @thechannelc @ashyusof @nicgan not bad. Now in segamat for a seminar #
• @teongtatt @NileshBabu @NexusKhan @HangerFanger @visithra @the_bosnian @Chef_Boven @RonaldByrne @PrincessJoLing @ashyusof @natcwf morning! #
• @Chef_Boven @NileshBabu @NexusKhan @HangerFanger @visithra @the_bosnian @RonaldByrne @teongtatt @PrincessJoLing @ashyusof @natcwf morning! #
• Good morning @SamZzNg @jessicarabbit5 @AdrianNCF @nirajz #
• An iswara aeroback found burning at the side of the highway just outside the Ayer hitam exit on the PLUS highway. http://twitpic.com/1j7j23 #
• @patrickteoh Chorus of Concern. With a photo depicting a happy face of the PIBG head of SRJKC Rasa. in reply to patrickteoh #
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• Whoa. Avg for April 536 unique visitors per day on my blog. Avg page views 716 per day. Not as high as @bongkersz but thx for d support! #
• @Maobi72 with the exchange rates low now, I think it's better to buy in the US. in reply to Maobi72 #
• @svllee yes it's high. With Tat price, you get a mini notebook better. #
• Looks like puak opportunis must start reproducing @norm_noordin @stephendoss @anthraxxxx @bongkersz @jessicarabbit5 @CKGord @Kukuchingcjing #
• @SamZzNg that's freaking expensive. Like that better wait in reply to SamZzNg #
• Hahaha. Er. The last time u checked, the brand name of THAT kind of pad is called Kotex. Not Apple @walski69 @JustinAWg #
• Anyone knows where can I buy iPad in Malaysia? #
• @ahpooki @AdrianNCF I dunno it's from advert. #
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• I'm falling sick. #
• Funny how an aim at the tyre can have the bullet end up in the head of #Aminulrasyid #amirulrasyid ???! #
• Whatever that makes you happy, KUKU RT @Kukuchingching: 'yes plez RT @jonathanfun then wat should I call you? Kuku? #
• @alithelady Really? Okay nvm. I'll tweet to both in reply to alithelady #
• Counter Strike Putrajaya, PDRM intercom : "HEY $%#^& !!! It's Fire in the Hole lah!!! NOT Fire Amirul lah!!! " @anthraxxxx #aminulrasyid #
• It's #amirulrasyid bro. RT @anthraxxxx: Disclaimer: Every joke are dedicated to our effecient PDRM, not the deceased. #aminulrasyid #
• Counter Strike Putrajaya, PDRM intercom : "HEY $%#^& !!! It's Fire in the Hole lah!!! NOT Fire Amirul lah!!! " @anthraxxxx #amirulrasyid #
• And the Parang was "there" in the car "coincidentially" I presume? @TerencetheSUN @tianchua #
• @patrickteoh Haha. Now religion becomes a Nationality in reply to patrickteoh #
• @patrickteoh I bet that guard is a Bangladeshi or some foreigner. in reply to patrickteoh #
• @wernshen Can, just take them out of the water And then throw them back after you play with them. in reply to wernshen #
• @wernshen An Arowana. in reply to wernshen #
• The Indians want Hindraf. The Malays want overdraft. And the Chinese want bank draft. #p94 #lcly #fb #
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• Me just had spaghetti. Yum. @RonaldByrne @NileshBabu @Chef_Boven @danielngsh @PrincessJoLing @teongtatt @ashyusof @visithra #
• @Kukuchingching then wat should I call you? Kuku? in reply to Kukuchingching #
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• @jessicarabbit5 exactly. When can I wake up every morning to some really good n worthy news? in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
• PM: We'll Deliver (the country) #
• So now TBH is conscious when he fell. Where r they trying to direct this drama's ending? That he committed suicide? #
• Good mourning, brothers. And sister. @JustinAWg @jessicarabbit5 @anthraxxxx @ahpooki @Kukuchingching @AdrianNCF #
• @anthraxxxx cannot. Like that it's no longer PDRM lah. Must stick to the acronym. Aiyah forget 2 add acronym of the day to my previous twit. in reply to anthraxxxx #
• We've heard of d naked lady, then A.Kugan, now Amizul. Who regulates them? Who will judge their actions? #
• Polis, D Raja Malaysia. #
• @bongkersz think u shld propose to your company to consider buying a chopper. in reply to bongkersz #
• @bongkersz Aiyah. Kacang putih lah in reply to bongkersz #
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• @bongkersz how far from where you are? in reply to bongkersz #
• @audreycsm dunno y i always hav to start the day with series of bad news. Nabeh! in reply to audreycsm #
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• KNNCCB RMAF officers can still hav face 2 seek RM1m-5m "damages", after disappearing our jet engines like D.Copperfield http://bit.ly/9m1jgK #
• Dear PDRM, please send all yr officers 4 a shooting refresher course. If no budget, I suggest sending em 2 cybercafes 2 play Counterstrike. #
• Good Mourning People. Let's pray d Police can aim better nxt time. "Aimed" d tyre, but end up killing sum1. Pandainya.. http://bit.ly/9rVPAs #
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• What a bloody tiring day. I'm estimating that I lost at least 1 liter of water via sweat since morning! #lcly #
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• @9W2WIL why was he shot? I overheard on radio just now. @starwing #
• @norm_noordin they don't call it corruption lah. To them it's donation. @GobindSinghDeo #
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• @diandujour any case not favourble to d execs, I'm doubtful of their decisions. Let's hope 4 d best 4 PR. @bongkersz @anthraxxxx #
• @diandujour exactly.hope PR won't give em mr issues to harp on.We know very well who's rite n wrong. Truth prevails. @bongkersz @anthraxxxx #
• @faliqfahmie I understand brader bt I'd like to understand how u came to this conclusion. in reply to faliqfahmie #
• @Shinky7 Nah it's called hospitality German auditors r more credible. Haha. in reply to Shinky7 #
• @limmengkeong mana Ada, Lu sudah boleh nampak gua stated Kat gua punya Twitter profile. Estate Kelapa sawit. Lu? in reply to limmengkeong #
• ISCC Audit today. 3 auditors from Germany to audit our mill n estates for the whole day. Bringing them to Kluang station for coffee 1st. #
• @faliqfahmie Brader. How do u cum to such a specific conclusion may I ask? in reply to faliqfahmie #
• @diandujour I'm only worried their repo will b further tarnished being labelled "sore losers". BN will harp on it. @bongkersz @anthraxxxx #
• @diandujour if they hav solid evidence thn by all means go fight in court of course. Bt never put hopes too high. @bongkersz @anthraxxxx #
• @diandujour I have confidence in d judiciary only whn the case favours the executive. @bongkersz @anthraxxxx #
• Good night guys… #
• @aizley to me I believe in E Pluribus Unum. N u guys shld also embrace tat. #lcly #
• @stephendoss yeah n I'm sure it'll get them more than 1725 votes with Tat much money to claim in reply to stephendoss #
• @aizley if BN can't accept open criticism,I can't help feeling they r incompetent. I criticize d issue, not engaging personal attacks. #lcly #
• @aizley IMHO I'm against BN policies of condoning corruption, anarchy n racism. U nd not help ppl like me. Bt u help ur constituents. #lcly #
• @stephendoss sounds like those hoax emails we receive everyday abt some heir with US20m to give away thinking we r dunggus. in reply to stephendoss #
• Generally ugly men will end up having beautiful wives n vice versa. Oh well, guess mine will be an ugly one. #lcly #
• Yes perception of PR n image is important. PR fought with honour n now we must accept defeat w dignity. @bongkersz @diandujour @anthraxxxx #
• @aizley it's called postmortem bro. Accepted.Bt
  tat doesn't mean we can't coexist n work togethr 4 d betterment of d country, can we? #lcly #
• @aizley becos they were more interested in the money BN offered? HS is a good example… #lcly #
• @diandujour to me it doesn't matter. Case in pt: d use of Allah. Judge favors Herald. Decision overturned. Y? @bongkersz @anthraxxxx #
• @diandujour fair enuf if u hav evidence, but I honestly won't see it goin anywhere. The courts r not impartial. @bongkersz @anthraxxxx #
• @AdrianNCF okay bro. We keep in touch on the phone… in reply to AdrianNCF #
• BN: RM64m in #hs n RM200m in #sibu is just a hair off my body. We've lost billions more in mega projects. #lcly #
• @demented_wife #lcly is acronym of Lan Ci Lan Yong. In Cantonese it simply mean sheer arrogance. #
• @bongkersz really no use goin to court. We hav seen wat they've done w TBH case. It's obvious d judiciary is undr influence. @anthraxxxx #
• @bongkersz GE13 is just around the corner. Work harder, convince the ppl, stop blaming, n let d ppl decide again nxt round. @anthraxxxx #
• Stupid move. No. Don't do it. RT @anthraxxxx: Contesting by election in court? #
• @AdrianNCF Haha. Okay. I'll try take a day off to bring you around. Will keep you posted bro. in reply to AdrianNCF #
• I just realized, that my maid is hotter than @marioncaunter #lcly #
• Khairy : I wanted to show my love for my wife, by buying sumthing expensive n intimate. So I asked my PA to help. He got me an iPad #lcly #
• @AdrianNCF Hey man saw your FB msg but u already offline. Saturday and Sunday? in reply to AdrianNCF #
• I was supposed to go to KL last week to buy a pair of jeans, but ended up buying a car instead. #lcly #
• Being alrdy well known 4 R courtesy n humility, Msians brought it 2 anothr level, by sending a Dr 2 space 2 make teh tarik 4 d Astronauts. #
• Well, even worse. we sent a Doctor to make Teh Tarik. And Roti Canai. RT @anthraxxxx we nearly sent teh tarik makers. #
• @bongkersz Hey come on bro. Is that the best you can do? Show me your most powerest, ultimatest, superest, gengchaoest #lcly Line! #
• A fine example of #lcly RT @bongkersz: Average daily unique visitors 670. So many interesting things to read meh ha? Thanks for sapot! #
• @anthraxxxx Yeah. Lk it will bring a big boost 2 the local tourism industry. O wait. I know y. They wnt them 2 come & make crop circles in reply to anthraxxxx #
• @anthraxxxx No shit bro. 2 them,MORE $ = MORE VOTES.But sadly, priorities of ths ppl in rural areas R difft n they r vry easily intimidated. in reply to anthraxxxx #
• W/ roughly RM64M spent on 1725 ppl, it's still freaking cheap man, compared to tt stupid Dr tt cost us RM36M 2 mk Teh Tarik in Space! #p94 #
• @aizley RM200 million? You guys are crazy. Berapa projek mau kasi to get this kind of sponsorship? O.o in reply to aizley #
• @peteteo So you rose from the dead. Welcome back. Haha. Yeah guess PR's got some serious work to do. Heard BN's got 200M secured for Sibu. in reply to peteteo #
• Whoa. RT @aizley: guess wot, BN alraedy prepared 200 million so u guys forget abt SIBU! no need 2 go alrdy… wot rubbish la bro !#lcly #
• @peteteo Hey bro how's it going over there? Understand u have a lot of murdering scenes recently huh. What's ur take on BN's win? in reply to peteteo #
• @abinesh I mean seriously. But you have to make sure your car is parked in a shady area. Colleagues won't look for you in the car one. in reply to abinesh #
• @junetyl Yes I am #
• @abinesh I usually sleep in my car #
• @abinesh @AdrianNCF @8tvnitelive @9W2WIL @aarontkp @peteteo @agentcikay @ahpooki @Aisehman @aizley @alicia_lala jom! I wan banana leaf rice! #
• Smokers, now u can put the blame back at ur parents if their screw u for smoking. They gave the habit to you! http://twitpic.com/1ik7p6 #
• Ah. There, a new pipeline to transfer my workers' dung to d main septic tank. Overflow of crap is now history! http://twitpic.com/1ik753 #
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• Nude? 0.oRT @juanajaafar: First nude hotel represents small revolution for mostly-Muslim Turkey http://tinyurl.com/2979y6u via @prspritybrgr #
• W/ roughly RM64M spent on 1725 ppl, it's still freaking cheap man, compared to tt stupid Dr tt cost us RM36M 2 mk Teh Tarik in Space! #lcly #
• @anthraxxxx U know what the Fcuk I'm saying?! Ham Ka Leng! Ham Ka Leng! #lcly in reply to anthraxxxx #
• @NajibRazak to SRJKC Rasa : Since you so support BN, I approve RM30 million for you lah! Make sure next GE u must make sure we win k? #lcly #
• You bila pergi Sibu then? RT @aizley: @jonathanfun then the greeting was not just for you as i got others also following me … #lcly #
• Sammy: NOW I NO NEED QUIT. #P94 #HS Clearly showed tat the Machas STILL support the GREAT SAMMY! @ahpooki #lcly #
• @aizley Hahahahaha. Guess you're a bit mistake lah bro. I'm still in Kluang. Not swimming to Sibu anytime soon #lcly in reply to aizley #
• Last nite I slept on my bed but woke up on the floor with a bump on my head. #mondayblues #
• @aizley brother, what's the diff between a special good morning and a very good morning huh? #
• We may not have the support, but we have the MONEY to buy the support. Not very much, RM100 million only mah… #lcly #
• To celebr8 d auspicious occassion of BN's spectacular win, we shld all tweet lansi-ly (arrogantly) 2day! Tok as lcly as possible n use #lcly #
• @hueyjuen huh? Oh yeah u in another part of the world like my fren @govinox #
• Good morning! #mondayblues @julianchow @kyspeaks @KarimRaslan @kubhaer @maf73 @limmengkeong @limbenji @louispang @NajibRazak @netraKL #
• Good morning! #mondayblues @hueyjuen @Huizeer @jesus @jacwongyinthing @joshuachay @joshuaongys @Kukuchingching @kalash_s @kennysia #
• Good morning! #mondayblues @Esther_N @euveng @fahmi_fadzil @feistyflo @hannahyeoh @harisbinali @heavenlycake @HillaryChan @jerinelay #
• Good morning! #mondayblues @chewak @ChowPong @CKGord @celestinetan @comeez @drNatt @edwinaldrianto @eklern @elainechooi @elizabethwong #
• Good morning #mondayblues @bboyrice @benjicajess @bohtakchek @bongkersz @busiestyoong @razaleig @CarnalNation @bboyrice @cherietheangel #
• Good morning! #mondayblues @alkwhy @allenang @amuse_gueule @angeltoh @anthraxxxx @anwaribrahim @audreycsm @auzani @AzminAli @bbbambambam #
• Good morning! #mondayblues @8tvnitelive @9W2WIL @aarontkp @abinesh @peteteo @AdrianNCF @agentcikay @ahpooki @Aisehman @aizley @alicia_lala #
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• RT @TheNutGraph: It's official. BN's Kamalanathan has been declared the winner with a majority of 1,725 votes. #HS #P94 #
• A battle lost. But a war ahead to win. #p94 #HS #
• Saudara @Khairykj , now Tat BN have won n u're more free now. When do u want to twtup n show me ur iPad? #
• Witchery Ider cafe has open it's doors in Kluang! http://twitpic.com/1idh39 #
• And Rasa Chinese School, remember to go to KL tmr. @NajibRazak will issue u a RM3million cheque! #p94 #HS congrats! #
• It's a dark day for PR n a bright one for BN. Enuf of bickering, let's bring prosperity to #p94 #HS. May the winners fulfill every promise. #
• To @zaidibrahim, u hav put up a gd fight,pls dun give up. E pluribus unum, it's time we support d gov n provide constructive criticism! #p94 #
• Congratulations @PKamalanathan for winning the buy election. I sincerely hope u will kp ur promise to d #p94 #HS ppl. #
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• Signing off for Basketball now. Keep me posted guys! @AdrianNCF @JustinAWg @bongkersz @ahpooki @anthraxxxx @CKGord #
• @tunfaisal Ah. Finally. The Tun, has speakth. @ZeusPreDaToR @aizley in reply to tunfaisal #
• This I agree with u, @stephendoss . Even the party u're in is made up of Humans. Imperfect. Fallible. U need constructive criticism. @ibdil #
• @aizley pls take note RT @stephendoss I am still a member of Gerakan #
• I hope n Pray u're right. RT @mpkotabelud: I see light at the end of the tunnel wt this PM RT @amuse_gueule @mpkotabelud #
• Definitely more than RM3 million RT @linareso: what is d total now? #p94 #
• @aizley who r u referring to? @stephendoss #p94 #
• @aizley bro, frogs r those who change their party for the sake of power n money. No principles involved here. Period. @stephendoss #p94 #
• @aizley bro, frogs r those who change their party for the sake of power n money. No principles involved here. Period. @stephendoss #
• No. They have postal votes info RT @abinesh BN tweets are confident of 3-5k Got inside info ha? #
• Nvm also. The men will pay the women's credit card bills. RT @patrickteoh Don't understand ur logic but I don't think men are allowed in #
• Looking fwd to it bro. How much will be the Fare range? RT @tonyfernandes: Airasia going to start maldives soon. Kl male. #
• Word. RT @stephendoss: Some men change their party 4 d sake of their principles; others their principles 4 d sake of their party #P94 #HS #
• @patrickteoh bcos there's where men will all spend their money at, under the influence of their women. in reply to patrickteoh #
• @Nicolekiss thanks. Will contact her directly. #
• We were w BN strongly whn Pak Lah promised chng w his Cemerlang Gemilang, Terbilang. Bt in d end? Temberang! @amuse_gueule @mpkotabelud #p94 #
• We were w BN strongly whn Pak Lah promised change w his Cemerlang. Gemilang, Terbilang. Bt in d end? Temberang! @amuse_gueule @mpkotabelud #
• The same goes to truth n lies. RT @stephendoss: We have, I fear, confused power with greatness #P94 #HS #
• Gosh I need to quit smoking. 2 packs of Sampoerna Hijau a day. Manaboleh ini macam??! #
• LOL! RT @CKGord: Even if Maria Ozawa did something wrong as PM, u can always shoot on her face. #
• @Nicolekiss Person to contact if interested? in reply to Nicolekiss #
• Sayang dun gelojoh ya. Wait i sue u also 4 infidelity RT @jonsonchong @fzuhri say it without hiding behind a pseudonym. #P94 #HS #
• LOL. PM and husband! @hamsupking @CKGord #
• @Nicolekiss plus air fare? Stay at SWV? #
• @fzuhri Cis. Never judge others as u hav aldy lost ur virginity to sum1 else. Nvm. Jesus will 4give u too dear. So I'm ok. *wink* #p94 #HS #
• @fzuhri Regardless of who wins or lose. As long as we love each other, who bcome govt also nvm. Okay sayang? #p94 #hs in reply to fzuhri #
• Okay lah Okay lah. You cum collect from me in Kluang now. I give you. RT @skpang: Faster! lagi 1/2 jam !! RT @skpang #
• U mk sure BN win 1st, then we tok. RT @skpang: can u issue post dated cheq? If we win,cum 2 KL n approve the $. If lose, dun have 2 cum. #
• @fzuhri Deym I hate U sayang! I tot u pwomised to kp ur chastity until we're married? T_T Muahahahaha. #P94 #HS in reply to fzuhri #
• Whoa. So, u're telling me you're not a virginic sheep aldy? RT @fzuhri #P94 #HS i call them "politically virginic sheep" lol #
• The term suits you best. Cos, like you said, you're kyoooote RT @Esther_N: @jonathanfun haha damn kyoooote. 魔豆! #
• If we win ths erection, u cn come 2 KL nxt day look 4 me. i'll write lettr 2 approve the $$ 4 d skool board’s acct. If lose, dun have 2 cum. #
• Baby Fatimah, I wasn't twalking to u ler. Let me tok to my frens 1st, then later I come sayang u k? RT @fzuhri Dear,BN is to win in #P94 #HS #
• As in : Model RT @Esther_N: 哈哈。魔豆？:D RT @jonathanfun: @Esther_N 喂，几时要做我的魔豆？:-P #
• @superredpatek @alithelady @megreat Argh nvm lah since it's a rumor. Anyway any insider news from #HS #p94? in reply to superredpatek #
• Then who? Whoever it is, next time wanna spread rumour, use someone more significant like the PM lah @alithelady @megreat #
• Hey brother @megreat u too free ah?! RT @alithelady LOL. its @megreat who started the rumor. #
• @tonypua Safe Trip, YB. in reply to tonypua #
• @Esther_N 喂，几时要做我的魔豆？:-P in reply to Esther_N #
• @amuse_gueule @Karamaz0v @JustinAWg NOW WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOME ARSEHOLE SPREAD RUMOURS ABOUT AN ADUN'S PASSING???! in reply to amuse_gueule #
• Just checked: Sg Burong is in Parlimen Tj. Karang. Selangor also. RT @amuse_gueule RT @Karamaz0v: who ? where? when?RT @JustinAWg #
• Huh? Due to what reason? RT @JustinAWg: @jonathanfun Someone twitted tht another PR ADUN has passed away. Sungai Burong. #
• @JustinAWg What's wrong bro? in reply to JustinAWg #
• This is a high time our country embrace the phrase "E pluribus unum". Out of many, One. #p94 #hs #
• @http7rangers wtf? in reply to http7rangers #
• The Q'uran tells us : "Be conscious of God and Speak only the Truth" – al-Ahzab 33:70 #p94 #HS @RosmahMansor @Khairykj @zaidibrahim #
• The Q'uran tells us : "Be conscious of God and Speak only the Truth" – al-Ahzab 33:70 #p94 #HS #
• @aizley that's y u guys must improve d education system so Tat everyone can differentiate true and false. Rite? @adoptedbygrace #
• Like we will believe. RT @adoptedbygrace: #HS #P94 There are fake Chinese SMS in LGE name urging DAP supporters not to vote for ZI. #
• 1Malaysia at its "best". RT @williamnka: For goodness sake, stop racial sentiments to ask Indians to vote for MIC. #P94 #HS #
• Can. Wait for Perkasa to feed them. RT @Lautpeluncur: How is MIC going to stay alive when they support Perkasa. #P94 #HS #
• Doing repairs for the septic tank pipelines at the workers camp. It's more complicated than I thought. http://twitpic.com/1i9u4z #
• @AdrianNCF @skthew @tonypua @JustinAWg @amuse_gueule Need any help, just keep me informed. in reply to AdrianNCF #
• @skthew Kugan tragedy 2.0? @AdrianNCF in reply to skthew #
• @skthew @amuse_gueule @AdrianNCF I'm using Twitvert now. Dunno whether can raise some money here or not in reply to skthew #
• @AdrianNCF @skthew @amuse_gueule Nvm. Later I will join you guys as Marked man very soon in reply to AdrianNCF #
• @skthew @AdrianNCF Yeah. I'm still too young to kena detain under ISA lah in reply to skthew #
• @skthew @AdrianNCF @amuse_gueule Oh yes he is. Our faithful Dusun brother! @JustinAWg in reply to skthew #
• @amuse_gueule @AdrianNCF @skthew Raise funds also can mean find sponsors to give us to money to support our cause mah right? in reply to amuse_gueule #
• @AdrianNCF @amuse_gueule @skthew @JustinAWg Then we shld also go help him in reply to AdrianNCF #
• @amuse_gueule @AdrianNCF @skthew Haha. Next stop : Sibu. Mayb can ask Air Asia to sponsor in reply to amuse_gueule #
• Or we can both Die together gether there @skthew @AdrianNCF #HS #P94 #
• @AdrianNCF I was supposed to join him today. Can protect each other from kena whack. Haha. @skthew #
• Vote BN. Mr investr-friendly. RM2 co. also cn handle turnkey projects. PR whr cn? Ppl wanna build fctry also reject cos x enuf enginrs! #p94 #
• Haha. You Hailam also ah bro? If you are I'll start calling you Sookee from today forth! RT @Nicheuji: @jonathanfun Hailam deng FTW! #
• @robertcslim True. That's why PR's in a very disadvantaged position now. in reply to robertcslim #
• @robertcslim still, it's the same nodus operandi. in reply to robertcslim #
• Yeah. Hainanese usually got a bit of headwind at times RT @SABMtweets: @jonathanfun Ur in a droll mood this AM #soilek #p94 #
• Vote or hop over to BN. Ur sure fire way to get Datukships n b acquitted fr graft charges. PR whr cn? Pg CM also no Datuk Kesian. #p94 #
• #soilek Vote BN. They r liberal. C, BJ's, even though illegal by law, they also nvr charg me 2 court. Plus, I still cn bcom president! #p94 #
• #soilek I love buy-erections nowadays. It's a chance for me to publicize myself n wat I'm capable of. Another reason y u shld vote BN! #p94 #
• @9W2WIL sorry bro I'm based in Kluang. Yes I also miss laksa lim very much! Let's twtup one day n go eat together. in reply to 9W2WIL #
• My concern as a citizen: whether whoever wins in #HS #p94 able to keep ALL their promises or not. Too much promised. So little fulfilled. #
• Touching! RT @SABMtweets @simtzetzin: Sweet! 1 newly wed couple in wedding dress came to vote in Hulu Yam Timur. #P94 #HS #
• Ceramah tt if they nvr vote 4 BN then no developmnt 4 Kota Laksamana. Betty Chew won in d end still. @robertcslim @bongkersz @cmlimguaneng #
• Sad but true. This is BN. I rmbrd durin d last GE, a leadr in Mlk openly threat rakyat in (cont) @robertcslim @bongkersz @cmlimguaneng #
• #soilek I hope the ppl in #HS #p94 will vote wisely today in this Buy-Erection. #
• Marilah-mari. Kita mengundi. Jalankan ke-wang-jipan, pada Negara! – #p94 buy election theme song. #
• Then this shld b called buy-election. RT @robertcslim: @bongkersz #p94 pkr slim chance. Treats (money) n threats plsu deceit will win d day. #
• @9W2WIL good morning fellow anak Melaka #
• @DellCares Got your mail. Yeah the Service Tag is correct. We bought this unit in Malaysia. in reply to DellCares #
• @DellCares Okay Valerie. You German ya in reply to DellCares #
• @DellCares You must be VERY highly PAID, Valarie in reply to DellCares #
• GOOD MORNING PPL. Happy Voting today #HS #p94 #
• @DellCares You guys work around the clock even during weekends? in reply to DellCares #
• @DellCares Okay. Have DM'ed you the Service Tag and my company Email. Thanks. in reply to DellCares #
• @SamZzNg Wei it's not a fingtou song lah. Trance and House music is very much different from your regular Ah Beng's choice ok. @elainechooi #
• @elainechooi Haha yeah just downloaded not long ago. It's a Mix when PvD played in Club SPACE in Miami in March. 3 hrs long. Nice! @SamZzNg in reply to elainechooi #
• Sorry for the late reply. Terslept. 0-0 Boring. RT @maf73: @SamZzNg ade's a cunt. Viera's a legend. Crowd doing what's natural. Heh #
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• #nowplaying Paul Van Dyk WMC Marathon 2010. Freaking awesome! I'm clubbing on my own bed right now. #
• @maf73 arsenal playing a disappointing game now? #
• RT @fzuhri *shaking head in disbelief* you've found religion! #p94 #hs #
• Too late lah bro. Shld have had this discussion last week! @skpang @nirajz #
• WPR 7283. Honda Accord. Very nice car. No wonder lah. Now everything FINALLY makes complete sense. *Suddenly feel Enlightened* #
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• Whoa. For once we found common ground we shld do this more often! RT @fzuhri: @jonathanfun agreed! Rakyat is king! #p94 #hs #
• Damn. Shld hav started a parking collection biz there. Sure rich! RT @nirajz: Show's over ppl!! Pay up pay up! #P94 #HS #
• I wish #p94 #hs @zaidibrahim n @PKamalanathan Good Luck tmr. Whoever wins, pls REMEMBER TO KEEP UR PROMISES. Dun ever think we're Dunggus! #
• @fzuhri oh sorry we r not Oppo fanboys. We r just citizens who hav eyes, ears n brains. We're not so easily fooled by ur antics #p94 #hs #
• @fzuhri oh sorry we r Oppo fanboys. We r just citizens who hav eyes, ears n brains. We're not so easily fooled by ur antics #p94 #hs #
• @jessicarabbit5 come. I'm in d mood for sarcasm tonight.Can release tention a bit. U guys wanna join me 2 flex some muscles?@SABMtweets #p94 #
• @fzuhri Reform?Oh u mean buying frogs to tk ovr Perak,thn give em Datuks n releasing corrupt frogs tt kind of reform is it?@SABMtweets #p94 #
• Glory b to d Father,Son n d Holy Spirit, as it was in d beginning, is now, n ever shall b, world w/out end.Pls bless d right candidate! #p94 #
• @busiestyoong true also ya. The more aggressive this rally goes, the more it will hurt ur economy. Tourism is already down. Sigh. in reply to busiestyoong #
• Let's make things better for the country. Do not vote for corruption, do not vote for treachery, do not vote for selfishness! #p94 #
• @SABMtweets this @fzuhri trooper still here making noises kah? My congratulations BN. U "won" rite? Ok now pls tell us how u will lead #
• @busiestyoong and wat do u feel as a citizen of Thailand? Do u think abhisit shld submit to their demands to step down? in reply to busiestyoong #
• And forgive us R sins, as we forgive those who sin against us. Do not bring us to the test, but deliver us from Evil. Amen! #p94 #
• R Father in heaven, Holy b thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will b done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us 2day R daily bread, (cont) #p94 #
• Holy Mary mother of God, pray 4 us sinners, now & at d hour of our death. Pls pray for the deserving candidate, n may him b blessd.Amen #p94 #
• Hail Mary full of Grace, d Lord b with u. Blssd r u amongst women, n blssd is d fruit of ur womb Jesus. (cont) #p94 #
• @busiestyoong how's the situation there now? @financialtimes #
• @AdrianNCF ok nvm we pray bro. Me and @ahpooki will start our chanting now :-p let the righteous prevail and may God put on His specs 2day! in reply to AdrianNCF #
• @juanajaafar mine too but anyway moichido means can you repeat again? in reply to juanajaafar #
• @AdrianNCF polls show that zaid's leading by 1k votes. How realiable is this? #
• I agree with @eklern nvm Chelsea, there's always next year! :-p @cowbear @missycheerio #
• @AdrianNCF let's hope we'll shout glory glory PR tmr! in reply to AdrianNCF #
• Chelshit: Eat this!!!RT @eklern: RT @MissyCheerio: CONGRATUFUCKALITIONS. Man Utd 3 – Tottenham 1. Glory glory Man Utd baby! RT ♥ #
• @kalash_s not only tat. Dr M even bestowed upon @Khairykj the title "Napoleon of the 4th flr". Well I guess this is politics afterall. #p94 #
• @demented_wife what you up to there? in reply to demented_wife #
• Acronym of d Day: JTT – Jawatankuasa Tepuk Tangan. Ppl who r pd to come to ceramahs to cheer 4 d speaker. Usually transported in buses #p94 #
• The ppl in d buses r known as the JTT within BN itself : Jawatankuasa Tepuk Tangan @elizabethwong @najibrazak #teohbenghock #
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• Ah. The good ol' days. The ship was obviously much more competent compared to the scale. @anthraxxxx @JustinAWg #
• Wakarimasen. Moichido? @netraKL @juanajaafar #
• Tak mau! Gua mau Lion King punya Hair! RT @ahpooki: @jonathanfun easy bro..simple, u carry a lighter? poof !! gone.jadi botak.. #
• Hahaha. I think Bob Marley would love to have her hair tough. RT @JustinAWg: If tht's e case, No Value shld be interested LOL RT @anthraxxxx #
• It's not being her supporter I'm afraid of. It's the possibility of having her Hair. RT @anthraxxxx @JustinAWg her supporter overnight. #
• My brother @aizley share this thought with me once. RT @anthraxxxx: I hate Chinese but I love their women. Sounds familiar to you? #
• Yes you're right. Kenji Kawai, a very well known composer in Japan also responsible for some F.Fantasy tracks. RT @anthraxxxx Japanese #
• It's out tomorrow isn't it? I LOVE THE MUSIC.RT @anthraxxxx: I wanna watch Internet Protocol Man The SEQUELLLLLLL! #
• @ahpooki Tingling sensation? O.o in reply to ahpooki #
• @yoonkit U shld go check out some of their ceramahs where they have bags with RM50 & RM100 notes given to candidates to "distribute". in reply to yoonkit #
• @yoonkit This has been the practice of BN and it will continue despite calls for change. This "culture" is too deeply rooted. @NajibRazak in reply to yoonkit #
• @ahpooki Oh that one I cannot do. In 3 minutes I will go Zzz…. The Sleep Prayer. No good. Haha in reply to ahpooki #
• @ahpooki I'll go prepare the Rosary prayer. Anyone wanna do the 大悲咒 "Da Bei Zhou"? Or the Muslim prayer? in reply to ahpooki #
• Let's have a tweetprayer session today guys. I say we come together at 11pm and tweetpray in our own religion for 1 hour. #
• @yoonkit U wnt find anything. The $$ doesn't come fr BN directly bt sponsors. N they're gving out public funds in d pretext of cmpnstion in reply to yoonkit #
• Moses will be so proud of you, my friend! RT @deceptionist13: I turn the 7 deadly sins into commandments. #
• @shakirameer Yes. BN are leading now. That's the truth. But we'll see. The righteous will always prevail at the end. Hope for the best bro. in reply to shakirameer #
• Hey Woman, dun Gelojoh here n there. Wait Malaysia will kena Earthquake. Dun believe, read this : http://bit.ly/atTPgR #rosmah #p94 #hs #fb #
• Whoa. Guess it's obvious who's behind d control panel now? RT @JustinAWg: http://ow.ly/1Cwwb The boss said no debate. Fitnah. @ahpooki #
• Warning of d Day : Women, dress modestly, never lead men astray, corrupt ur chastity n spread adultery in society. It will cos Earthquakes! #
• Iran's Clerics must have been out of their mind to make such blatant claims about women. Read: http://bit.ly/atTPgR @netraKL @juanajaafar #
• To me, It means BN will only resolve ppl's problems during elections. Sigh. #p94 #HS If only every BN can be as efficient as @aizley #
• Wht do U make out of d statmnt "The BN shown that it cn solve problems in #HS in just days, which state government take forever 2 resolve" #
• @ahpooki So ada debate tonight or not? in reply to ahpooki #
• @atifriaz123 Agreed. All Men are fallible. That's y if one has a heart to repent, then he shld b given a 2nd chance. #
• @megreat true. It's a matter of intepretation n understanding it's meaning Tat is important in reply to megreat #
• @aizley I'm reminded of what Lee Kuan Yew said. "u can do anything in SG, but just dun get caught". Guess it applies in any gov in rasuah? in reply to aizley #
• @DellCares thanks for your prompt support. Will get the numbers and send to you asap. in reply to DellCares #
• @tianchua @n_izzah darling YB izzah, how do you really define a "cute chicken" ler? :-/ #
• @megreat depends also right. I've got muslim frens who dun use perfumes on the same pretext. They use those small bottle perfumes from Arab. in reply to megreat #
• @atifriaz123 u mean abt alcohol? @megreat is explaining to me now. in reply to atifriaz123 #
• @JustinAWg no idea mate. But if it's real then u shld be having reports on tv abt it now… @kushairi #
• @jessicarabbit5 I'll try gotta find a tv tonight. Jungle no tv in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
• LOL! RT @Maobi72: A vote for BN is a vote for peace. Cemetaries are awfully peaceful places…Reclaim malaysia for the living #P94 #
• @audreycsm a lot of things seem to be able to send you to heaven, I noticed u're a heavenly girl! in reply to audreycsm #
• I look fwd to it if jadi. RT @kushairi: Hey, is this much talked about debate between Anwar and Najib for real? Who's the moderator tonite? #
• @megreat i see. Hence the invention of the shisha? But alcohol can be used in medicine and anesthesia right? in reply to megreat #
• @megreat Hey just plain curious. No offense whatsoever. Would like to understand Muslim culture more bro. in reply to megreat #
• @megreat N just for d sake of discussion, How do Muslims generally obtain such little pleasures? Is there an alcohol equivalent for Muslims? in reply to megreat #
• @megreat And if ur Muslim counterparts r going to screw u for knowing more abt beers even though u're not drinking it, then tell them FU. in reply to megreat #
• You can connect just for knowledge's sake. Just dun drink. RT @megreat Beer @justinawg n @jonathanfun.obviously i just cant connect wit em. #
• Another term for Pale Lager. Apparently it's lighter. Not so bitter as usual lagers. @JustinAWg Exactly wat does it mean, dry beer? @megreat #
• @megreat Ah. You're a Muslim. Sorry wrong number thought you're Indian :-p Teh tarik perhaps? in reply to megreat #
• Sapporo haven't tried before, but I LOVE Asahi. Dry Beer. Shioknya if freezing cold! @JustinAWg @megreat #
• Hottest area being the MOF building. RT @syahredzan: @megreat Maybe panas sebab duit rakyat digunakan terlalu banyak? LOL #
• Yeah Those are my "Sisters". Haha. RT @Esther_N Read it already. Truly inspiring! and u took the photos? #
• Nah. Tried it once in HK. San Miguel Light. Not really a fan. What's your favourite?RT @megreat: I thot san miguel s ur fav? #
• It sure tastes great. Hoegaarden. My favorite RT @megreat: @jonathanfun Mabuk kempen it seems #
• I had to tilt my head 90 degrees to see tat photo RT @n_izzah: Bersama makcik "post tudung" look. #P94 http://yfrog.com/5akayrtj #
• @demented_wife Siapa yang minum bir, dia yang rasa tinggi-meninggikan in reply to demented_wife #
• @Esther_N Tell me what you feel after reading it ok in reply to Esther_N #
• Noticed that Twitter Jaya is a bit too quite today. Hmm… Wonder what's going on. #
• @demented_wife Huh? What do you mean sayang? in reply to demented_wife #
• Hey, Check out this site where you can watch FREE live TV. Sport, TV shows, whatever! it's Ace!!! http://bit.ly/a7t82x #
• My First Mandarin Blog Post : 感恩 : http://bit.ly/adcmJo || Specially dedicated to @xiaohern @Esther_N #
• Every word is precious, convert your tweets into dollars. http://bit.ly/ck1MPv #
• I was referin to d cainis tweet la. RT @Kukuchingching I knw the malay phrase, thank u very much Nxt time I incld translations k? #
• Nxt time I incld translations k? Pwomiss! :-p RT @demented_wife: who ate chillies would feel d hotness (malay available)RT @Kukuchingching #
• @Kukuchingching Okay I translate. Humans are unhappy because they go after the wrong things in life. LOL. in reply to Kukuchingching #
• @Kukuchingching You read chinese? in reply to Kukuchingching #
• 人之所以痛苦，在于追求错误的东西. 如果你不给自己烦恼，别人也 永远不可能给你烦恼. #

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