Obama: I am the first non white President Of United States. When will your country follow suit?

JJ: No can do. We are the son of the soil. We are special. Please refer to Article 153.

Obama : Article 153? What the fuck is that?

JJ : Actually I also don’t know. I only know that article states that no one can be Prime Minister except for people whose funny looking native traditional costume is the one I’m currently wearing now. Oh yeah. It’s not complete without this keris.

Obama : Keris? I only know Penis.

JJ : Well its function is about the same anyway. We use both the Keris and the Penis publicly; The former during political speeches, the latter when we feel like peeing at public corridors or staircases.

Obama : Wow. Impressive. Er… But honestly you might as well use a Gun or something.

JJ : You kidding me? We have fighter jets but without engines, we have submarines but can’t sink. I wouldn’t want to imagine how our guns will be like… I’d rather go old school.

Obama : Ah… this is where I have a business proposal for you… You see… Our Pentagon have recently developed a state of the art weapon…….

JJ : Hey wait. How many percent for me first?

Obama : 30% for you plus a girl of your choice.

JJ : Uzbeks okay? I’m quite tired of Mongolians.

Obama : You got it.

JJ : Deal. We can worry about the technicalities later. By the time the DAP or PKR finds our, I’ll be out from politics!

Obama : Malaysia Boleh? Is that how you guys put it?

JJ : Oh YES. You’re smart. No wonder can become President!

Obama : *thoughts* Phew… Another stupid water fish to help pay those bonuses for those General Motors bastards.