The Chinese New Year Prayer

On January 22, 2012, in No Brainers and Jokes, by jonathanfun

The Chinese New Year Prayer (The Lord’s Prayer Parody)

Our ancestors in heaven
Thy family reunites in your name
Thy wisdom come
Our lotteries be won
From Big Sweep to Toto and Magnum

Give us today our Ang Paus and booze
And forgive us of our bitching
As we forgive our horrible relatives who bitch against us
Do not lead us to gambling losses
But deliver us from high cholesterol and blood pressures

For the infinite wealth, unlimited booze and the nutritious food are ours, now and forever.

Huat Ah!

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