TweetThe Chinese New Year Prayer (The Lord’s Prayer Parody) Our ancestors in heaven Thy family reunites in your name Thy wisdom come Our lotteries be won From Big Sweep to Toto and Magnum Give us today our Ang Paus and booze And forgive us of our bitching As we forgive our horrible relatives who bitch [...]
TweetWhat are Malaysian netizens thinking in general? What do we want? Are we happy as individuals and couples? Do we really love our country? Jonathan takes a look into 10 interesting social discoveries with regards to the curiosity, prosperity and even matrimonial bliss of Malaysians at large, using the power of Google search suggestions.
TweetIf you’ve missed some of my recent tweets under the hashtag of #irony or #Funrony, here’s some lessons for you. Feel free to copy and RT On Life and Self Development If your father is a poor man, it is your fate. But, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity. I always [...]
TweetGot this from a forwarded email. Found it so funny, I thought I gotta share it with you guys. If Facebook Exists a Long Long Time ago… We would be reading these status messages and comments on their Walls : Galileo’s Wall After he discovered that the Earth revolves around the Sun. Charles Darwin’s Wall After [...]
TweetContrary to public opinion, it is actually NOT difficult to make a woman happy. Basically, a man only needs to be : 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A brother 5. A father 6. A master 7. A chef 8. An electrician 9. A carpenter 10. A plumber 11. A mechanic [...]
Tweet Obama: I am the first non white President Of United States. When will your country follow suit? JJ: No can do. We are the son of the soil. We are special. Please refer to Article 153. Obama : Article 153? What the fuck is that? JJ : Actually I also don’t know. I only [...]
TweetThis morning I came across a surprising news that Telekom Malaysia (TM), our country’s largest, and self-claimed “one of Malaysia’s most dynamic and innovative telecoms brands“, has just inked a 5 year sponsorship deal with the club I support the most : Manchester United. The deal will make TM the official integrated telecommunications partner of [...]
TweetScenario 1 Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that [...]
TweetThe name Jonathan seems to be like a very long winded name in India. But what about names like “Venkataratnam Narasimha Rattaiah”? If you can’t see this video, click Here - IndianName.
TweetLatest News ! Lim Kit Siang, the leader of the DAP (opposition party in Malaysia) had lodged a police report to “protect” MCA president Datuk Seri Ong Tee Keat after Ong had said that he had received death threats and that there were “dark forces” suborning the Government and Cabinet decision-making process. YB Lim Kit [...]
TweetHere’s a parody with regards to the suspected ploy and conspiracy aimed at bringing down the Malaysian opposition parties, depicted nicely in video. Funny as it may seem, the “director” of this video did quite an impressive job picking the right excerpt of a movie related to Adolf Hitler to tell his version of the [...]
TweetSo I saw this very long comment posted by a long lost friend of mine, who happened to be my Uni mate, and is currently now somewhere in Norway working and enjoying Gravlaks and Rakfisk on a daily basis. The comment was so long and funny I thought I should put it as a post [...]
TweetDue to some public demand on more additions to this topic, I’ve decided to come up with 2 more scenarios of 2 “races” (Well, not exactly races actually, more like “Nationalities”). The Malaysian Mak-we The Chase If you go after any girl whose nationality is Malaysian, you must learn how to speak romantically like a Malaysian, because [...]
TweetHere’s some information about what you should expect when dating girls of different races. Now with Bonus races! Just scroll down. The Chinese Ah Moi The Chase You call and text her the whole day. She doesn’t seemed to be interested. You stop after 2 weeks. She calls and text you back. And she scolds [...]