RT @alphaque: u r vk lingam ? ‎#thingsthatbotherme He looks like me, sounds like me, but it's not me. #

ROTFLMAO! RT @orangasle: @jonathanfun some pronounce my name Vinod (v nod) as Ynot! #

Tell me about it RT @alphaque: that sure is no fun: ‎#thingsthatbotherme People pronouncing my surname as "Foon" instead of "Fun". #

Oh animals. I mean humans. Homosapiens. RT @anthraxxxx: @jonathanfun your dog #

@jessicarabbit5 Hahaha it's okay mum. Today you learnt something new in reply to jessicarabbit5 #

Gosh mum u really took it literally didn't you? Hahaha. RT @jessicarabbit5 my imagination was all over the place! #

I presume u r also a frequent consumer? RT @tashny: rofl. falling asleep at my desk and i see this! RT Eating cat carcasses. #

Win or Lose. 50-50 RT @stephendoss: Khir said BN's chances to regain Selangor, remains "50-50" nxt GE #

@hyelbaine u should have done the same #

Good Morning, You #

I want my own father or boss to call me empty/dumb, I guess he will also hav to think twice. But this MP is the can one! #bitchyMP #fb #

@crispinsoo and kakistocracy means a gov at its worst form in reply to crispinsoo #

There you go RT @crispinsoo The love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. 1 Timothy 6:10 #

Money, d root of all evil RT @amuse_gueule @mpkotabelud so arrogant nowadays. Billion dollars weyy @Karamaz0v @smellykatemoss #bitchyMP #

You ARE doing something now RT @amuse_gueule: @smellykatemoss We should do something NOW kat Twitter. #bitchyMP #

@jessicarabbit5 Good evening mum. September is on the horizon. Can't wait in reply to jessicarabbit5 #

Good Petang Comrades @teongtatt @SamZzNg @jessicarabbit5 @kavilan @AdrianNCF @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @mrjefe #

I Sangat Angkuh! RT @svsingam: How about – I Selalu Action! RT @jonathanfun: #Acronym of the Day : I.S.A – I Simply Abduct #

@SivarasaRasiah w/ the political rift going on rt now, I doubt u cn find time 4 a real break But I hope u cn take sum rest nonetheless. in reply to SivarasaRasiah #

Good Morning, you handsome and beautiful guys and gals #

Oh well to most of them its business RT @svsingam: And that's not a bad thing? #

Hahaha. How to have discipline in mating la? See calendar? RT @ChrisLamPY mating season here is all-year round, no discipline at all. #

Actually, Having more Ah Kua's on our streets isn't such a bad thing after all. Most of the time these guys get raped more than they rape #

I'd like to call it Complimentary Sarcasm But seriously bro. I'm proud of u. This one no sarcasm RT @anthraxxxx: @jasonmumbles #

I guess everyone starts off quiet RT @anthraxxxx to be honest, i was really quiet for the first 6 months until i got bored of Facebook. #

I'd rather hav more pondans in our streets than to have our girls' safety being at risk RT @skpang: Jadi pondan ke? #

@anthraxxxx Okay wat. 10,000 tweets a year. That's only 27.4 tweets a day. Damn you're quiet in reply to anthraxxxx #

@anthraxxxx You already have more than 20,000 tweets? Gila Babi. Eh. Sorry, I mean. Congratulations in reply to anthraxxxx #

@ahpooki Hahaha. Nvm, we fix the bumper in reply to ahpooki #

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RT @alphaque: u r vk lingam ? ‎#thingsthatbotherme He looks like me, sounds like me, but it's not me. #

ROTFLMAO! RT @orangasle: @jonathanfun some pronounce my name Vinod (v nod) as Ynot! #

Tell me about it RT @alphaque: that sure is no fun: ‎#thingsthatbotherme People pronouncing my surname as "Foon" instead of "Fun". #

Oh animals. I mean humans. Homosapiens. RT @anthraxxxx: @jonathanfun your dog #

@jessicarabbit5 Hahaha it's okay mum. Today you learnt something new in reply to jessicarabbit5 #

Gosh mum u really took it literally didn't you? Hahaha. RT @jessicarabbit5 my imagination was all over the place! #

I presume u r also a frequent consumer? RT @tashny: rofl. falling asleep at my desk and i see this! RT Eating cat carcasses. #

Win or Lose. 50-50 RT @stephendoss: Khir said BN's chances to regain Selangor, remains "50-50" nxt GE #

@hyelbaine u should have done the same #

Good Morning, You #

I want my own father or boss to call me empty/dumb, I guess he will also hav to think twice. But this MP is the can one! #bitchyMP #fb #

@crispinsoo and kakistocracy means a gov at its worst form in reply to crispinsoo #

There you go RT @crispinsoo The love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. 1 Timothy 6:10 #

Money, d root of all evil RT @amuse_gueule @mpkotabelud so arrogant nowadays. Billion dollars weyy @Karamaz0v @smellykatemoss #bitchyMP #

You ARE doing something now RT @amuse_gueule: @smellykatemoss We should do something NOW kat Twitter. #bitchyMP #

@jessicarabbit5 Good evening mum. September is on the horizon. Can't wait in reply to jessicarabbit5 #

Good Petang Comrades @teongtatt @SamZzNg @jessicarabbit5 @kavilan @AdrianNCF @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @mrjefe #

I Sangat Angkuh! RT @svsingam: How about – I Selalu Action! RT @jonathanfun: #Acronym of the Day : I.S.A – I Simply Abduct #

@SivarasaRasiah w/ the political rift going on rt now, I doubt u cn find time 4 a real break But I hope u cn take sum rest nonetheless. in reply to SivarasaRasiah #

Good Morning, you handsome and beautiful guys and gals #

Oh well to most of them its business RT @svsingam: And that's not a bad thing? #

Hahaha. How to have discipline in mating la? See calendar? RT @ChrisLamPY mating season here is all-year round, no discipline at all. #

Actually, Having more Ah Kua's on our streets isn't such a bad thing after all. Most of the time these guys get raped more than they rape #

I'd like to call it Complimentary Sarcasm But seriously bro. I'm proud of u. This one no sarcasm RT @anthraxxxx: @jasonmumbles #

I guess everyone starts off quiet RT @anthraxxxx to be honest, i was really quiet for the first 6 months until i got bored of Facebook. #

I'd rather hav more pondans in our streets than to have our girls' safety being at risk RT @skpang: Jadi pondan ke? #

@anthraxxxx Okay wat. 10,000 tweets a year. That's only 27.4 tweets a day. Damn you're quiet in reply to anthraxxxx #

@anthraxxxx You already have more than 20,000 tweets? Gila Babi. Eh. Sorry, I mean. Congratulations in reply to anthraxxxx #

@ahpooki Hahaha. Nvm, we fix the bumper in reply to ahpooki #

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@Karamaz0v highly paid individual in reply to Karamaz0v #

Tak yah go into detail on codes, FMA sudah cukup pening. Tapi mau bikin baru refer to sch 2, 3, dan 4 la untuk IA @Karamaz0v @bumilangit #

Wats MSLS dear? RT @tashny I'm good dearest last day of internship, this weekend i have #MSLS and then on Monday class resumes. #

@tashny awwww…. *melting* I'm Fun here darling now in segamat heading for a meeting b4 heading back kluang. how about you Sayang? in reply to tashny #

Romantisnya RT @tashny: After much thought, I've decided my 5001st tweet will BE: Dear @lightyoruichi & @sepetfairy. Fuck you both. #

Only in my dreams (( RT @stephendoss: Saya tak mampu @bumilangit: Gaji berapa sebulan baru dapat beli rumah 600k? @Khairykj @Aisehman #

@jessicarabbit5 lost count i reckon u meant princess I'm no gay. Hahaha. in reply to jessicarabbit5 #

Smashed my head a few times RT @jessicarabbit5 Men seldom are, Jon ;p Dont beat urself up over it… )))) #

Im obviously not very good in emotional seduction RT @jessicarabbit5: Men are seduced by the visual, women by the emotional #

@arystle if u ask me, u is G for Gorgeous. Only u. Not McD @liewcf @fahriee @eklern @vin_ann #

@liewcf @fahriee @arystle @eklern @vin_ann oh that campaign? The way I c it, it's like "where's ur G spot campaign" #

@netraKL I wish I'm leading your life bersyukurlah… in reply to netraKL #

Tell him ill sell mine to him RT @vin_ann: haha.. saw my Singaporean friend FB said Ah beng shop willing to jiak iPhone 3GS for $500 #

No need to recall. They let u write it off urself in d accident. Settle RT @anthraxxxx proton still the best. no recalls. #

I say go for it bro! Pls bitch slap him for us kthxbai! RT @Khairykj I've been invited to square off with… Ibrahim Ali. Should I go? #

??? Strike lottery? RT @missyblurkit: wearing my HAPPY SMILE #

@anthraxxxx I'm the only chinaman around. The rest all melayu. Wait kena Sula in reply to anthraxxxx #

@drchuaSL welcome aboard to twitterjaya Dr Chua. Looking fwd to hear from you #

LOL RT @AdrianNCF bring the party home for Twitterjaya, @jonathanfun said he'll be sailormoon RT @skthew: @amuse_gueule @walski69 #

I know ppl who eligible but dun pay @bongkersz @annna86 #

The politics of Silence RT @bongkersz @annna86 aware or not, by keeping silent, or sitting atas pagar, that IS a political decision 2 #

Aristocracy cums in whn ur teacher picks his fav student RT @bongkersz: @annna86 @jasonmumbles collective decision, political process #

It starts even when u r fighting to go into the better class in schools ler @annna86 @jasonmumbles @bongkersz #

@shakirameer speaking of which, I helped campaign for Datuk Md Sirat MP Bukit Katil at that time too was helping my Ketua Kampung. Haha. in reply to shakirameer #

@bongkersz consider Muhammad Taib, Said Alba, etc. They still went very far despite their… Erm… academic shortcomings @Khairykj #

@bongkersz I think hosting d WC shldnt be prob for us as long as we r ONLY hosting n not taking part @orangasle @Khairykj #

@AdrianNCF I'll volunteer to dress up like sailor moon!!! @chunwai09 @spinzer @Aisehman @SamZzNg #

@alithelady I have naps every afternoon for 2 hours and yet I still feel like shite in reply to alithelady #

Okay ill try starting from now RT @alithelady: It isn't difficult. Just steal a few minutes here and a few minutes there. #

How to bubble bath without bath tub? Use my kola air ke? RT @alithelady have that relaxing bubble bath or candle lit supper. #

Busy and tired at the moment mum. Going back home for a siesta now. RT @jessicarabbit5 Good, Jon Howz u? #

How come? Actually I'm having the same feeling also. RT @KevCKW: Dont feel good and under stress. #

@jasonmumbles curiosity kills the cat I guess but NOW I know! Haha! in reply to jasonmumbles #

@ahpooki seriously, sometimes I do crave for the burgers at the roadside, even though I know it's unhealthy #

@SamZzNg Okay for curiousity's sake I'll go try it. Fingers crossed. If it sucks, TJ will know @jasonmumbles in reply to SamZzNg #

Try buying a Persian cat then RT @anthraxxxx most of the women I know seem to be afraid of dogs :p #

@anthraxxxx You should. Next time I see you in Melaka, I'll know I'm screaming at the right person in reply to anthraxxxx #

He's also a Palm Oil Mill engineer like me but w a different co. Cheerful chap, great golfer and close friend RT @deceptionist13 @woonfui #

Sumtimes being simple will sound superficial RT @pipis I like plain and simple "She's beautiful" kind of saying better. #

Twiends, please welcome my dear friend from Kulai, @woonfui to the beautiful world of Twittersphere! Can we give me an orientation? #

Depends on how u interpret it RT @pipis I hope you're not talking about her writings. :p #

I normally say "she is hawt" RT @pipis You tell me. #

Enuf to get contracts can d RT @ahpooki i got..u want? ahpooki's regal mahpookiland letter-head.. how many pieces u want?? #

Anyone got Letterhead to borrow? #

You wanna go? RT @Esther_N ur goin for singfest huh #

Singapore! RT @Esther_N: O_o! Where to? Kluang or malacca? Hehe RT @jonathanfun: Come i give you one. RT @Esther_N: I need a vacation. #

Lucky not contraception RT @YouTiup: lepas inception, conception lah. RT @imShahidah: Its Inception nite! Woot! #

Our God needs faith fr us. Others mayb joss sticks, offerings, sacrifices @PrincessJoLing @amuse_gueule @svsingam @JeffriMS #

Depends on which God u talking abt RT @PrincessJoLing w/o faith impossible 2 pls God! @amuse_gueule @svsingam @JeffriMS #

Cannot tell in detail. All wearing tudung RT @shakirameer I mean chicks in general haha #

Eh… By that u mean Golok chicks? RT @shakirameer I heard chicks in kb quiet cun? #

In kluang la bro. Yeah kelantan definitelt got beer RT @shakirameer U in k'tan now? Got beer ah? (yes i had to) #

@YouTiup oh. Her mum must be a frequent promise breaker I presume in reply to YouTiup #

Cute. Your kid? RT @YouTiup: kiddo to her mother: but you must promise not to break the promise. #

@amuse_gueule Good analysis of Imelda on FB. Her antics are sum wat similar to our lady here too. Is our lady following her steps then? #

Okay enough of work. It's Golf time #

LOL. RT @kushairi: Do the Saiful method RT @ChowPong: ok, I want to get my MBA, who wants to grant me scholarship? #

I'll make sure I'll send to u for verification RT @ahpooki @anthraxxxx hahaha..better be careful, sekali, hair comes from hamsor !!! #

Fair if they say our ruling is confusing bcos it really is but we also tolerate their restrictions in their country also wat. @Viknes18 #

Working today Going for siesta now! RT @alithelady: Full of actvities! Tired! How's urs? @judicious_wife @amuse_gueule @alithelady #

So now we can look 4 wives fr overseas via agencies. Virginity tests provided summore! Satisfaction Guaranteed! Hey, got warranty or not? #

My colleague is an Indian RT @jessicarabbit5 Hugely impressed!! )) U hv a human tamil translator on stand-by or smthg? ;p #

Nannum inge sowkiyam than RT @jessicarabbit5 LOL* Naan, sowkiyam…nanri Neege? #

TQ Totally agree. We shld move fwd, not d other way round. RT @ladymissazira Extremists of any religion should be packed off elsewhere. #

Another option – Exhausted RT @ChrisLamPY hahaha! Sadly no everyone else is married #

Kaalai Vanakkam mummy Yeppedei Irike? RT @jessicarabbit5 Gooooooooooooood Morning Jon #

Gun Die lets hope he'll starve fir us too! RT @anthraxxxx another "Gun Dy" wannabe? #

6th element movie out soon? RT @AdrianNCF: Wan meh :p RT @sabrinaooi: What do you think of red heads? I'm thinkin of goin red… #

Twittersphere, pls allow me 2 intro fellow birdie @EzamNor, d Gandhi of our time. Gave up his Lecturing career 4 politics. I'm "humbled" #

@bongkersz siapa @EzamNor ni? Macam Tak pernah dengar pun. Tapi sudah berucap seperti Tunku Abdul Rahman #

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He's been quiet… RT @jessicarabbit5 Will contact @JustinAWg. He's the only one I know ) #

I get liberated at times RT @hueyjuen aren't you stuck in the jungle? #

Great. Got another kaki d RT @hueyjuen yes I'm back. for good this time. #

@crispinsoo use your phone in reply to crispinsoo #

We shld do a census on twtshpere to ascertain RT @jasonmumbles I know a few bloggers who are hainanese @thatjames @CKGord @anthraxxxx #

Karen lee, u hailam also meh? RT @eelnerak I'm a part of the minority too #

If i can predict my angin, then im not a hainanese RT @CKGord: When u 'angin' coming? kekekeke. Short tempered is our "traitmark" #

I know. Wa lang bo tai bonkang. RT @anthraxxxx i don't speak but doesn;t mean I don't understand #

Short tempered is our "traitmark" RT @CKGord: Hainanese always got angin. Fast changes. RT @YouTiup izzit rue that hainanese got angin? #

Where the hell is that? RT @anthraxxxx don't forget Lan Fang Republic #

According to this book im reading now, yes we are minorities. RT @jasonmumbles Hainanese so little meh? #

Err… UMNO Baru Baru? RT @stephendoss: Perkasa calls 4 new Malay party if UMNO-PAS talk fails, jeng jeng jeng guess who's coming back? #

Good morning Great People. Thanks for the #FF #

#FF good morning ppl @arystle @stephendoss @auzani @quachee @runningandrew @alphaque @altimet @zilch @kzamri @azri83 @kruel74 @acaPAWN7 #

And 7 seas, and Thai song too RT @shakirameer cheap beer frm seng fatt #thosewerethedays #

Yes. We set a new standard in prom nites RT @shakirameer that prom was like a benchmark n trinite fellas followed #thosewerethedays #

That's right. I also have a full collection of em. I also have d NBA ones @SamZzNg @shakirameer #

How was he? RT @anthraxxxx Chin Kiao was my discipline teacher #

@alithelady Yeah boring. So I'm driving back to mlk now. Reach home I will think again those memories #

@andysaedah yes, I used to have a pencil box with that brand @n_izzah #

Not surprising. Best friends think alike
RT @anthraxxxx hey, we used the same tactic :p #

Okay, enough reminiscence for the day. I'm supposed to be working half day n here I am still tweeting in the office. Bye for now #

#thosewerethedays We wld use liquid paper 2 write d name of d girl we liked, all ovr R desk in sch. Then scrape it off whn target changed #

MHS were no match for us in St. Davids RT @anthraxxxx i thought SFI's bitter enemy has always been MHS :p #

Some makes my eyes watery… RT @jessicarabbit5 @anthraxxxx reading ur memories and im smiling…… good stuff! ) #

Today I work half day. Tomorrow off RT @ngcasper: @jonathanfun yo, not working?? thinking of those were the days good memories? #

#thosewerethedays Was prefect in secondary sch. Liquid papers r banned. Caught a student hiding his in his spender. Gave it to my headboy #

Yes I am RT @crispinsoo: I take it you're Hainanese then? @jonathanfun Must be that Hainanese wind blowing again. #

Haha! Then came the wireless house phone, n mum started eavesdropping at my room door every night @anthraxxxx in reply to anthraxxxx #

I made mine myself by mixing colored A4 paper RT @anthraxxxx my book is the "lockable" type. #

Morning Mr. Blowjob whats blowing today? RT @YouTiup good morning, bro. #

Yes it is. Those were the days RT @jennifercheah I still have those books with me till today! memorable and meaningful @anthraxxxx #

I fed mine to the termites RT @anthraxxxx mine is collecting dust. #

And became a fortunist? RT @Nicheuji: I was an optimist until I started reading fortune cookie messages. #

@jessicarabbit5 morning hawt mama #

Yeah u? RT @amelialing911 wrong le.. Hehehe.. So u is on 14 sep? @missyblurkit @runningandrew #

Assuming that your bday is 911 RT @amelialing911 u knw mine is when meh? @missyblurkit @runningandrew #

Its 3 days after yours, actually RT @amelialing911 eh! How u knw is 3days be4?? @missyblurkit @runningandrew #

@missyblurkit guess what, my bday is also in sept 3 days away from amelia's @runningandrew @amelialing911 #

@amelialing911 you nyonya too? Hey which part? Me from bear hill! @missyblurkit #

The hilly driving range u familiar with it? RT @missyblurkit golfy at the hilly course? #

Bossing your SON around, to be exact RT @jessicarabbit5 Ur giving me too much power….I so loooove bossing the guys arnd ))))))) #

Oh you looked from the back. Should look from the front. RT @anthraxxxx i just looked at one angle and I gave up :p #

Mummy decides. Son follows RT @jessicarabbit5 I'll get on it, Jon and let u know tmrw. Beverly Hotel, it is ))) #

Then u haven't looked at ALL the angles RT @anthraxxxx I have looked at them in many angles and I still don't find them attractive :p #

@NatAsasi Damn you can write fast @samzzng @mikecampton @Aisehman in reply to NatAsasi #

Doesn't work for me though. We must break out from the conventional ways and try a new tactic! RT @anthraxxxx something like that #

Great to visit for 1 or 2 days i guess Come lah. RT @missyblurkit i miss kluang. @amelialing911 kluang is a great place to visit! #

2.5 hours Not tat far actually. RT @amelialing911 wah lau so far.. Crazy drive alone there all the way.. #

We can be best friends in this aspect. Again RT @anthraxxxx the latter :p #

Then she should bring Jenna Jameson RT @laychkoh: Just skewed concepts of 'international recognition'? @bongkersz #

@jessicarabbit5 Hahaha. Okay mum. I'm Flying in 25th. Flying out 29th in reply to jessicarabbit5 #

Yes. Kluang. The land of the Train Station Coffee RT @missyblurkit kluang? #

From KL, drive south towards JB on the NS Highway. Exit Ayer Hitam toll. Turn right. You have reached Kluang RT @amelialing911 how to go?? #

Y deniro going to bring FDI to Msia? :-/ RT @bongkersz speechless RT @laychkoh: Robert De Niro & Rosmah http://bit.ly/93eybv #

Good reason to come to kluang for visit! RT @amelialing911 I'm jobless now.. #

Where to meet? RT @amelialing911: Who is free now?? Wanna meet up?? I'm dam free lo.. #

Good Morning All #

So now you know hows things with you recently? Everything good? RT @n_izzah methinks so! Still, ask ask hahahha #

Now you can RT @kennywong you're welcome; sori couldn't DM u back as u r not following me…cheers! #

Not yet but my colleagues have n i dun intend to kena also RT @jennifercheah hehehehehe……. you mean u always kena taruh from him? #

Thx! Fun if I never kena taruh from him RT @jennifercheah Looks like it is going to be a fun n interesting day for you! #

Oil Palm Plantations. Ur grandfather's close friend n ex colleague Ring any bells? RT @n_izzah how he made his riches ;p #

Yes you're right. Cannot stand people who only provide lip service and no actions. RT @thegentlesnail talk is cheap #

@ahpooki We would be better than singapore for sure in reply to ahpooki #

Make I dunno. But Eat I know RT @ahpooki eh..u hainanese..can make chicken rice ah? #

@orangasle I'll DM you mine, n you share with me also k? in reply to orangasle #

Hainanese wind blowing strong today RT @ahpooki why so philosophical today???????? or you giving sermon ah?? #

A straight one of course. More cost saving RT @YouTiup: even a crooked bridge? He that would be a leader must be a bridge. @Khairykj #

Exactly my point. It's ironic. Even in vices, we still lose out! RT @LeoChimaera: Y many foreign skills r better than our local's ah? #

@danielngsh Haha it's the first day of the week. Definitely busy. For me it's my 3rd day of the week Body aching all over. Getting old. in reply to danielngsh #

Wow. U're saying u wont spend ur dad's money too? :-p RT @tperfectionista lol i wont use guy's money. can't bring myself to do that #

Then ur hunch is wrong. U think too much RT @candysabella its RM130.98 with unbilled amout of RM3.98.hehehehe #

I have to work Every sundays infact RT @shingying you had to work today? there there *pats back* #

Muscle aching all over the body after basketball tournament. Some more had to work today RT @shingying why tiring? #

#KJretirementsuggestions from d clip on 15 Msia, I'd say @khairykj would make a good cab driver? #

@Khairykj noticed I used the word "perhaps" bro in reply to Khairykj #

Just Pulling ur leg. But I'm abit surprised w ur recent decisions. Share? RT @Khairykj Your premise about me is wrong. No need to reply. #

@Khairykj hey brather, y are u declining to defend every post u once fought for? Wat happened to d Napolean? Or u wanna be Gandhi now? #

Any nice thaigirl pics? RT @SamZzNg: Huan ying hui lai. RT @Karamaz0v: welcome back RT @AdrianNCF: Kembali ke tanahair #

@mpkotabelud Datuk this @Khairykj serious about not defending his KP post again ah? Mau try fight for VP is it? #

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Do tat if u wanna Die faster or u haven't cried 4 a long time RT @Nicolekiss rub salt help. but they are insane! it will make your tear. #

U speak from experience RT @ParisHilton successful person take note of mistakes, learn & move ahead. Dwelling in the past waste of time. #

Used to be 103kg RT @tashny you weigh 92kg? #

Didnt know youre so senior! RT @crispinsoo: @jennifercheah I have 8 nephews and 7 nieces to call me uncle. #

@crispinsoo solar panels make your wallet emit smoke too in reply to crispinsoo #

@crispinsoo cheaper than solar panels in reply to crispinsoo #

#ubahgayahidup save rubber. Stop using condoms. Use plastic wraps instead. It's reusable too #

Well its a simple but complicated formula. Ez to remember! RT @CKGord: U know the chemical formula for KY? Wow, you're good. @AdrianNCF #

As in KY? RT @CKGord: I thot Polyprophleneethyl. @AdrianNCF #

And u, e Tiger Woods dream :-p im not talking about golf RT @AdrianNCF well done bro!!ur r fast realising e sakuragi dream :p #

Works for me RT @bongkersz: Not true #ubahgayahidup Cut your hair botak. That will save you at least 8 months of hair saloon expenses. #

Just gave Figo a bath. He doesn't like water very much http://twitpic.com/25eyo9 #

I just finished golf RT @amuse_gueule @jessicarabbit5 @bongkersz ok are we the waltons now? exactly who is going to bed early… hehehe #

@amuse_gueule @jessicarabbit5 @bongkersz good night #

Warm RT @amuse_gueule @AdrianNCF @jessicarabbit5 @anthraxxxx love our malacca (and cheras) boys… u guys may rant as much as u want. #

You missed 2 Malaccan boys ranting about their personal nonsense @amuse_gueule @AdrianNCF @jessicarabbit5 @anthraxxxx #

Opposite of the men? RT @audreycsm haha interesting…how about Virgo Women? #

Hey @anthraxxxx we need to do sumthing… RT @jessicarabbit5: @AdrianNCF Indeed….#Brokeback #bromance Malaccan style! @amuse_gueule #

@AdrianNCF You mean what kind of hotties? Guy hotties or girl hotties? @anthraxxxx @jessicarabbit5 @amuse_gueule in reply to AdrianNCF #

Er. I'm straight. I intend to stay that way. At least for now RT @AdrianNCF: @anthraxxxx LOL #brokeback :p @jessicarabbit5 @amuse_gueule #

Kanasai, ini Macam punya orang cannot give him too much money. All spent for nothing! Nanti Tak cukup guna pulak! @Karamaz0v @SamZzNg #

Oh, sorry with MOH I meant Matters Of the Heart RT @tashny poor thing what they did haha. #

Generally very good; except for some heartaches from the MOH Department RT @tashny and how are things there? #

Cos I know it's your favorite RT @tashny why is it we always talk about food – particularly burgers? LOL. #

Now, u can turn to MCA to seek 4 your stolen car. Turn 2 Michael Chong. U can even stand a chance to strike 4D http://twitpic.com/253mvf #

Morning dear hows it going there? RT @tashny g'morning #

Morning hot mama @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @lightyoruichi @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @SamZzNg #

He always has been one RT @bongkersz @9W2WIL Donald Lim now an OUTCAST @edgemy Lim's Chinese Perkasa plan http://bit.ly/9ub5Vh #

@tashny Not exactly in JB. It's Kluang. Halfway down towards JB in reply to tashny #

Omg they're confused! RT @elizabethwong: Asked some youths at Dsara Damai who they supported, they yelled "Selangor!" #

Good night tweeps. Too tired. Going to miss the finals in real life. But I'll try to "watch" it live later in my dreams Go Holland! #

Im thinking d same thing. RT @jennifercheah: Yeah just not easy to find someone who will love me the way I am @PrincessJoLing #

You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain RT @nesarajah It's not even my first name. Christ. #

N btw rajah is shortform of nesarajah to me. U know, like Tun Locksmith from @TunTanChengLock? RT @nesarajah Change my name to rajah? #

I dont know man. Go Ask the Lord RT @nesarajah: The lord wants me to car pool. And change my name to rajah? #

@TunTanChengLock send my regards to tunku for me will ya. Tell him he shld hav legalize every damn thing b4 he died @kukuchingching #

@crispinsoo I'm suspecting enemies of the kuku and the rajah @TunTanChengLock #

@ahpooki maybe we should register one on her behalf as well in reply to ahpooki #

Welcome RT @thegentlesnail thanks for the sharing tip #

Take a glass of lemon juice + honey in the morning n wait till 10.30am 4 bfast. Then Dinner. RT @thegentlesnail ooooo. how do you do it? #

U gotta learn that from me RT @thegentlesnail: famished. Training my body to eat only twice a day. #

@9W2WIL @CKGord ass cream sounds much more delicious than ais cream #

The feeling of being back to work after a battery recharge (now 99.5%) is very refreshing I loike! #

@ChowPong oh then you're normal, looking from d norturnal animal point if view @thegentlesnail #

Sounds like sumptuous breakfast to me RT @NNiran Cephalopod mollusk Broth anybody? #paul #

Is it my Besset Hound who couldn't stop barking, or is it my bio clock? I took leave today to sleep at home one lah! Y am I wide awake?! #

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@tashny whoa, so my prophesy came true huh? it's called burger ayam special cheese! in reply to tashny #

Eh hem. *biasalah…* RT @tashny: OMG MY ABSOLUTE FAV. U pyschic like Paul! #

Classic #lcly RT @ahpooki: @jonathanfun i got my HTC Desire oredi..playing wif it now…hehehe #

@tashny okay honey, I'll get you a burger ayam special double cheese benjo in reply to tashny #

@tashny okay give me your address I courier one burger special double king for you in reply to tashny #

@limmengkeong @Aisehman @stephendoss carls junior is very nice I agree. But not available in mlk #

@tanjoolee you dunno??? Aiyoh, to hulu selangor, sibu, pkfz, Sime Darby, etc. Lah in reply to tanjoolee #

Been great! Glad to be home. Yourself? Hows hubby? RT @jennifercheah Morning morning…. wah… laksa…. yummy….. How are you? #

The feeling of going back to your hometown (nyonya laksa here I come) and can lepak longer there sungguh menggembirakan! #

PANAS!!! Hot + Hot = HAWT!!! RT @AdrianNCF @ahpooki damn farnee even ma grandma knw tt… #

Like what we Cainis say everytime : Not everyday is Sunday RT @svsingam: The #GER breakaway attacks failed this time. #

Anyone feel like eating Calamari today? #worldcup #GER #ESP #

@cherietheangel 1st time ever. Good also. Should give chance to other teams instead of south American teams all the time in reply to cherietheangel #

Okay. Ask. Whatever it is, my abswer will be YESH RT @tashny: I don't do hints :p I'd come right out and ask. #

Mai siao siao Sotong can!@uncleBotak @princessjoling @nexuskhan @jennifercheah @leochimaera @xanderxxavier @jasongan @mychng @laukaukia #

See mummy? The sotong was right! @AdrianNCF @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @lightyoruichi @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis #

Whoa i heard possession was 70% – 30% to Spain in the early minutes? RT @cherietheangel damn straight Germany lost! #

What was the scoreline? RT @thegentlesnail Yesh spain spain!! #

Sad but true gd night! RT @busiestyoong hahaha u shud go to sleep then. U can 'rewatch' it on twitter tomorrow anyway #

@joshlim I guess I'll just hit the sack and hope for you guys to update me on twitter later @Karamaz0v #

@busiestyoong can't watch. No Internet connection fast enuf for online streaming. I live in the jungle I guess I'll "watch" on twitter. in reply to busiestyoong #

@anthraxxxx you're still gonna stay gay. Cos u're never gonna see her naked, unless, of course, gutteruncensored finds it in reply to anthraxxxx #

@busiestyoong the work can wait in reply to busiestyoong #

@tashny feel free to do so I LOVE being stalked!!! :-p hahaha! in reply to tashny #

Work makes me agonizing n sorrowful too RT @tashny you make a compelling argument. don't be agonised and sorrowful #

Oh yes she is pretty RT @Jacky0571 hug hug~~~I don\'t like her~~~I like Katy Perry #

I'll b over d clouds if I can play half as well as him thanks bro! RT @AdrianNCF ehh bro…good luck in ur game…go become Sakuragi :p #

Sounds so familiar RT @KevCKW: I should be copying a movie but once I started with fb, msn and twitter, I have totally forgotten that. #

@tashny And if more girls like you go join the convent, more guys like me will celibate in agony and sorrow all their lives in reply to tashny #

@tashny Why wanna join convent just because you wanna avoid Lindsay? I'm sure she's not that worthy to you is she? in reply to tashny #

@tashny Haha. Just don't buy her songs, switch channels if you hear her voice on d radio, and dun watch her movies! in reply to tashny #

@Jacky0571 @Viknes18 Yes! Lindsay Lohan. I used to like this girl so much Now? Sigh. in reply to Jacky0571 #

@ahpooki extravagance, another forte of BN good! @NajibRazak @SamZzNg #

@ahpooki yes only if your name is @NajibRazak @SamZzNg #

YES! Gov shld be grateful we can afford to give them $$$ to squander! RT @bongkersz: Our govt is very lucky to have us @Aisehman #

@crispinsoo guess that's why my dad gave me that surname huh to allow me to find fun in anything I do, even d shittiest of things… in reply to crispinsoo #

@ahpooki pokey nvm. Don't pooki can d in reply to ahpooki #

Segafredo Coffee? RT @jennifercheah what drink do you want? #

Wow. Must have been a big job there huh. Where's ur studio? Bn fine bro. Still in d jungle RT @peteteo: BZ with sound design job. How u? #

Sometimes u hav more than 2 RT @svsingam: Like everything else Malaysian RT @msiakini: 1 Home Ministry, 2 standards http://bit.ly/aPHgdW #

Salam walking zombie tmr I need to wake up at 6.30am. Jialat… Jialat… @NatAsasi @spinzer @hannahyeoh #

It's more like a safety helmet. Bomb-proof! RT @alphaque: Yes, it's called The Helmet. Tabik, tuan ! #

We should have a style guide for Rosmah's hair RT @TelegraphNews: Iran government issues style guide for men's hair http://tgr.ph/a0wMa3 #

@crispinsoo you can choose not to reply my tweet, my friend in reply to crispinsoo #

Won! 93-32 RT @julianchow how's the match bro? #

Thanks! RT @cherietheangel good luck! #

Err… Me? RT @thegentlesnai yeah, Don't forget to bring the groom ok ? #

Wedding registration ah? RT @thegentlesnail: i am still lost! and registration's on friday. sigh. what is wrong with me? #

@andrewcmy already said it RT @crispinsoo: What about Najib's "You help me, I help you"? #Mostpopularlies #

And that's a good thing. Right? RT @audreycsm: @teereei Haha. JonFun…u flooding my twitter la #

Good to hear from you RT @teereei OMG jonathan! pls stop it! #

RT @originalsue: LMAO. Favorite. RT @jonathanfun: #Mostpopularlies on the way. #

#Mostpopularlies *the next day* I was there lah bro… But cannot find parking so I left #

I was referring to the samsung galaxy s, my lampahchi friend RT @ahpooki huh?? u want borrow my lampahchi for one week??? !!!! :O #

Nvm. Ask from @ahpooki . He's rich. Very rich. RT @bluetoad60: wa boh lui #

Lampahchi RT @ahpooki going for rm 2599 !! i'm gonna get it !! in two words.. MUCH BETTER than iphone..hahahahaha #

And mine to yours! RT @teongtatt: Aye to that. I'll raise my glass in ur honor tonight. #

Somehow, my money seems to have a way to leave me, no matter how prudent I am. Nia Seng #

@orangasle you're free to join me for a drink in Kluang anytime can't finish this alone! in reply to orangasle #

Me too RT @KevCKW after upgraded it to os 4.0, my love for it just grow deeper. Although no jailbreak. @ahpooki #

Easy peasy. Take MC RT @crispinsoo But I can't catch the semifinals live as they'll be at 2.30am in the morning and I've got to work. #

Either way, none of my fav teams are in the #WC so to me it's not that interesting anymore RT @crispinsoo #

@crispinsoo At least you know a bit. Still better than me. Langsung tak tau in reply to crispinsoo #

I didn't know TNB's an #ARG fan RT @auzani: TNB is teaching those Ttdi folks a lesson. LOL #

@PixelProject welcome! it is a duty for all to promote womens rights, regardless of whether you're women or not #

@Khairykj come to Kluang later. We can mourn #ARG loss together at the Kluang railway station #

Have faith my young one… Support Spain from now on RT @thegentlesnail 1st time in my life i ever support a team, and they loose 0-4 #

Overconfidence kills! RT @crispinsoo Do cry for me Argentina, the truth is Germany is too good for you! #

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Die Go Maradona

From the very start of the match, he didn’t know what was going on. And video footages showed that instead of jumping around, cheering, and doing those attention-grabbing antics, all he could do last night, was just standing there, staring.

Into oblivion.

For the very first time in this World Cup, we saw the Mess that Messi made for himself. Dribbling and trying very hard to penetrate the German defense, only to find himself trapped in a web of 5 to 6 defenders, wherever he is on the field.

And he left the pitch. Dejected. Deflated.

Messy Messi.

Argentinean Fans from all over the world came to Cape Town to Cheer and Celebrate their expected victory…

Before the Match.

Only to find themselves going home, defeated…

Even before the Match Ends...

We all learn two lessons from Argentina, which is to NEVER be overconfident. And NEVER underestimate your opponents. Even if you’re really really Good.

I’m not going to dwell into the match as you can easily obtain reports from livescore.com or soccernet.com, but in the spirit of this defeat, I would like to dedicate this song to all mourning Argentina fans out there, whether you’re in the mood to celebrate Independence Day with the US or not.

You may download the Song HERE. We’re all in the mood for this song today.

It’s okay Argentina. Try again next 4 years okay? Cheer up

On the eve of the ninth moon, temples of the deities hold a ceremony to invoke and welcome the nine emperors. Since the arrival of the gods are believed to be through the waterways, processions are held from temples to the sea-shore or river to symbolize this belief. Devotees dressed in traditional white, carrying incense and candles, await the arrival of their excellencies.

A carnival-like atmosphere pervades the temple throughout the nine-day festival. During this period of time, the constant tinkling of a prayer bell and chants from the temple priests are heard. Most devotees stay at the temple, eat vegetarian meals and recite continuous chanting of prayer. It is believed that there will be rain throughout the nine days of celebration.

The ninth day of the festival is its climax. A procession which draws scores of devotees send the deities back home.

In Thailand, this festival is called Tesagan Gin Je เทศกาลกินเจ, the Vegetarian Festival. It is celebrated throughout the entire country, but the festivities are at their height in Phuket, where about 35% of the population is Chinese.

Mah Song

Mah song ม้าทรง are the people who invite the spirits of gods to possess their bodies. Mah ม้า is the word for horse in Thai, and the name mah song refers to how the spirits of the gods use the bodies of these people as a vehicle, as one rides a horse. Only pure, unmarried men or women without families of their own can become mah song. At the temple they undergo a series of rituals to protect them for the duration of the festival, during which flagellation and self-mutilation is practiced. This tradition does not exist in China and is believed to have been adopted from the Indian festival of Thaipusam.

The festivities in Phuket include a procession of mah song wearing elaborate costumes who pierce their cheeks and tongues with all manner of things, including swords…

Thick Needles…

Drilling Bits…

More swords…

Even Machine Guns…

Banners…

Swords again…

More Needles…

Saw…

Martial Arts Swords…

Grass Cutters…

and Model Ships you normally display in your living room too…

Well basically, anything they can poke through their mouth.

The mystery behind this is that this Mah Songs don’t feel any pain at all while entranced. In fact in the procession they will constantly shake their heads and dance as they walk, as if not paying attention to what’s ahead of them at all.

As unbelievable as it may seem, the fact that human beings can be entranced to withstand such deliberate infliction of wound on the flesh without pain is something worth awing about. Some may say it’s spirits taking over the human body and scientists may argue that it’s just an issue of Mind Over Matter, a testimony of how powerful the human brain is and what it is capable of doing.

What do you think?

Credits :  wikipedia.com

GROs or Prostitutes are people who will provide a certain service (eg. Sex) to a Client in exchange of money.

So he thinks he can expect the same reciprocal actions or “service” (in this case votes) just by declaring that he could just make deals and give money away. Watch this video, and then watch the next one.

I guess he might have watched this video before making this speech.

Imagine this video being broadcasted all over the world for others to see. How would other countries view our PM, and consequently, Malaysia?

Shame. A complete shame to our nation’s pride and dignity.

I’ve re-encoded those songs and made them available for you to download right here on this page, Guaranteed Playable on iTunes (which also means you can also sync them on your iPhone or iPod).

Plus, if you’re also looking for the OST of the 1st Ip Man Movie (叶问电影原声大碟), you’ve come to the right place.

All the songs played in both the movies are composed by Kenji Kawai (川井憲次), a very renown composer in Japan, most notable for his compositions in the Animes and Films such as Seven Swords, Dark Water, and Death Note. If you’re a fan of PS3′s Folklore, chances are you’re also in suspense on the tunes of his music.

I personally prefer the OST from Ip Man 2 because the songs are actually longer. Sounds more like a song rather than a clip.

So here it is, the OST for Ip Man 2 followed by OST of Ip Man, for your listening pleasure. You may also use the images below as your album cover.

Ip Man 2 OST Tracklistings

01 – 聚散
02 – 当下
03 – 武
04 – 师徒
05 – 无明
06 – 讲手
07 – 营救
08 – 泰然
09 – 以武会友
10 – 高下立见
11 – 不相上下
12 – 扰
13 – 止戈为武
14 – 目空一切
15 – 正义
16 – 仁义
17 – 锻
18 – 前夕
19 – 战场
20 – 同心
21 – 回家
22 – 叶问

Download

Part 1

Part 2

Ip Man OST Tracklistings

01 – Maestro 一代宗师
02 – Harmony 融乐
03 – Challenge 切磋
04 – Arrogance 嚣
05 – Insolence 傲
06 – Calmness 泰然自若
07 – City Of Sadness 悲城
08 – Lost 惘然
09 – In Vain 徒然
10 – Decayed 腐