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jonathan — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 16:08:00 +0000

#thingsthatbotherme Hearing a politician claiming that my ancestors came to Malaysia as prostitutes. #
RT @alphaque: u r vk lingam ? ‎#thingsthatbotherme He looks like me, sounds like me, but it's not me. #
ROTFLMAO! RT @orangasle: @jonathanfun some pronounce my name Vinod (v nod) as Ynot! #
#thingsthatbotherme People who are so influenced by tat stupid Korean song they start to pronounce "You" as "Chew". #
#thingsthatbotherme Durian flavor farts. #
Tell me about it RT @alphaque: that sure is no fun: ‎#thingsthatbotherme People pronouncing my surname as "Foon" instead of "Fun". #
Okay, enough ranting. It's leisure time! #
‎#thingsthatbotherme People who looks like me, sounds like me, but it's not me. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Clerics who insist that the word Allah be exclusive only to one religion. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Politicians who flick their traditional weapons on stage to exhibit their Stupidity. Eh sorry, typo. Superiority. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Mothers In-Law (though I don't have one, yet) #
‎#thingsthatbotherme People killing turtles for their eggs. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Coffee Luwak. How on earth can feces be so expensive? #
RM0.40 hav to pay tax RT @SamZzNg: RM5.80 RT @jonathanfun: ‎#thingsthatbotherme A minister saying that I can afford 3 meals a day w RM5.40. #
Oh animals. I mean humans. Homosapiens. RT @anthraxxxx: @jonathanfun your dog #
‎#thingsthatbotherme People pronouncing my surname as "Foon" instead of "Fun". #
‎#thingsthatbotherme People calling me Gao Lin. #
Yucks. U're telling me there ARE ppl humping their own tyres? RT @anthraxxxx: @jonathanfun luckily not humping on your car tyre. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Dealing with people who listens to nobody, and people who listens to everybody. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme A minister saying that I can afford 3 meals a day with RM5.40. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme People who don't brush their teeth. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Women (well, sometimes). #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Watching my own dog peeing next to my car tyre. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Dealing with people who always want to win arguments, for the sake of winning arguments. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme #bitchyMP 's calling my friends Empty and Stupid. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Politicians calling my kind "Pendatangs". #
‎#thingsthatbotherme People spitting right next to me. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Chicken feet found in a bowl of soup. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Toilet bowl seat left unlifted when entering the loo. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Driving and all of a sudden flies and mosquitoes appear in the cabin from no where. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Bad breath. #
@jessicarabbit5 Hahaha it's okay mum. Today you learnt something new in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
Gosh mum u really took it literally didn't you? Hahaha. RT @jessicarabbit5 my imagination was all over the place! #
Actually can, if MB stands for Making Babies. RT @stephendoss: unfortunately for him, his chances of becoming MB again is less than 50% #
I presume u r also a frequent consumer? RT @tashny: rofl. falling asleep at my desk and i see this! RT Eating cat carcasses. #
@annateoh Yes today 5 ppl fed me cat carcasses. in reply to annateoh #
@superredpatek Me is no joking. Me is kena forced to eat a dead cat today in my opit. in reply to superredpatek #
@jessicarabbit5 I mandarain, eating a dead cat simple means u r forced into an awkward situation for doing nothing wrong. Haha. in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
#thingsthatbotherme Watching another friend suffer at the hands of a girl. #
#thingsthatbotherme Getting caught in a quagmire for something not caused by me. #
#thingsthatbotherme Eating a dead cat. #
Eating cat carcasses is an art I'm trying to master. #
Pamol Kluang POM, Highest OER achieved in Pen. Msia in June 2010 according to MPOA at 23.45%. Now, how to beat UIE in KER at 6.03%? #lcly #
Win or Lose. 50-50 RT @stephendoss: Khir said BN's chances to regain Selangor, remains "50-50" nxt GE #
Hmm. Pity their wives RT @stephendoss: If MCA leaders support the DAP, they are chauvinists because the DAP is a chauvinist party. Khir Toyo #
@hyelbaine u should have done the same #
SUNGGUH SELESA. Telah makan #bitchyMP yang sungguh berselera RT @kushairi: @miri085 @elviza @stephendoss salam selasa tidor malam selesa? #
To make room for the RIGHT ppl in ur life, U have to get rid of the WRONG people in ur way #FUNdaMentals @woonfui @Limdash @kytkoh @oldchai #
Good Morning, You #
Good Morning! @bluetoad60 @kwangchen @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @SamZzNg @mrjefe #
I now go sleep. Good night! #
@cherietheangel read this to get an idea http://bit.ly/93jKZl in reply to cherietheangel #
I want my own father or boss to call me empty/dumb, I guess he will also hav to think twice. But this MP is the can one! #bitchyMP #fb #
Hey cum to think of it, we Msian's r lucky. Where else will u find an MP of a country openly declares his ppl empty/dumb? #bitchyMP #fb #
Im afraid so, We hav been called empty n stupid by an MP. RT @cherietheangel gosh is this the latest drama, aka politics, back home?? #
…And we crack our heads wondering y our country's still lagging behind others. W leaders like this, it's no wonder! @mpkotabelud #bitchyMP #
So accrd to @mpkotabelud aka #bitchyMP ppl who r against MPs calling others empty/stupid r labeled as crybabies. Hmm… #
Recently convinced some friends to be birds: @woonfui, @limdash, @oldchai, n @kytkoh. Pls give em a warm TJ welcome n follow em! TQ! #FF #fb #
Donald trump once said: Good publicity n Bad publicity is still publicity. RT @anthraxxxx flattering 2 have # dedicated just for u #bitchyMP #
@crispinsoo and kakistocracy means a gov at its worst form in reply to crispinsoo #
#Acronym of the Day: MPKOTABELUD – Malaysian Parliament's Kakistocracy Old Toad And Brainless Empty Lad Using Dildos #bitchyMP #
Internet makes it easy, at d tip of ur fingers! RT @anthraxxxx think very easy to see meow meow meh? (if you exclude internet) #
Yeah he challenged him to court. I back @syahredzan all d way!!! @bongkersz @bongkerzs @amuse_gueule @smellykatemoss @Karamaz0v #bitchyMP #
Good point. RT @alicia_lala: RT @TheLoveStories: Don't fall for a bad boy; fall for the unpredictable one. #
Er… I tot love for the meow meows? RT @anthraxxxx: The love for cleavage is the root of all evil … or maybe not. #
Of cos! We even hav $ to pay pay tax to afford part of d 1B! RT @amuse_gueule: @bongkersz @smellykatemoss @mpkotabelud @Karamaz0v #bitchymp #
Belut right? Belud shldnt hav tis kind of arse. @amuse_gueule @smellykatemoss @mpkotabelud @bongkersz @millemeow @Karamaz0v #
Pink Fllyod: "@mpkotabelud need no, education" @amuse_gueule @bongkersz @millemeow @Karamaz0v @smellykatemoss #bitchyMP #
There you go RT @crispinsoo The love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. 1 Timothy 6:10 #
Wah, just saw Belut's twit 2 @bongkerzs, in mandarin he really can speak 懒叫话！@amuse_gueule @smellykatemoss @mpkotabelud @Karamaz0v #bitchyMP #
Waste of public funds. RT @amuse_gueule: Would lobotomy work on the brainless #bitchymp @smellykatemoss @mpkotabelud @Karamaz0v #
RT @amuse_gueule wonder wat will @mpkotabelud do w the money huh. Ada kickback 10%? 20%? 50%? @Karamaz0v @smellykatemoss #bitchyMP #
Diff camp mah. RT @stephendoss: Madey says Ling innocent until proven guilty, funny bugger never said the same thing for Anwar #hipokrit #
Money, d root of all evil RT @amuse_gueule @mpkotabelud so arrogant nowadays. Billion dollars weyy @Karamaz0v @smellykatemoss #bitchyMP #
!!! Now a billion ringgit constituency RT @amuse_gueule: @Karamaz0v @smellykatemoss 1st inductee into d #bitchyMP *drumroll* -> @mpkotabelud #
You ARE doing something now RT @amuse_gueule: @smellykatemoss We should do something NOW kat Twitter. #bitchyMP #
Vote them out in the coming GE! RT @amuse_gueule: Tweeps, what do we do with arrogant MPs who refuse to engage us? #bitchyMP #
@limdash yes you are. Welcome aboard twitterjaya! @oldchai @woonfui @kytkoh #
@shakirameer vote him out the next GE! in reply to shakirameer #
Agree. RT @svsingam: Those in positions of responsibility are expected not to shoot freely. #
Everywhere. RT @stephendoss: If you had everything, where would you keep it? #
That will mean the very end of this country. RT @fahmi_fadzil: what would happen if the gov had no contracts to give out? #
@celestinetan Maxis should be bring in the iPhone 4 soon. Check their website. in reply to celestinetan #
Exhausted. I need to make it a point spend more time with myself. #
@shakirameer Ada udang di sebalik Kuey Tiao. in reply to shakirameer #
@jessicarabbit5 Good evening mum. September is on the horizon. Can't wait in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
Now you can get hauled into the disciplinary committee for tweeting about others. Hmm. What is d right definition of Freedom of Speech huh? #
Good Petang Comrades @teongtatt @SamZzNg @jessicarabbit5 @kavilan @AdrianNCF @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @mrjefe #
I Sangat Angkuh! RT @svsingam: How about – I Selalu Action! RT @jonathanfun: #Acronym of the Day : I.S.A – I Simply Abduct #
@SivarasaRasiah w/ the political rift going on rt now, I doubt u cn find time 4 a real break But I hope u cn take sum rest nonetheless. in reply to SivarasaRasiah #
@jerinelay RM12 for the transaction fee? in reply to jerinelay #
#Acronym of the Day : I.S.A – I Simply Abduct #
@pummkin Great videos you have there. SO many people! in reply to pummkin #
@SivarasaRasiah Not easy being an MP huh. Struggling to have personal time even for 1 day! in reply to SivarasaRasiah #
@pummkin Did you get detained too? in reply to pummkin #
@pummkin ISA vigil outcome? in reply to pummkin #
Good Morning, you handsome and beautiful guys and gals #
Selamat Pagi Malaysia! @SamZzNg @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @mrjefe #
My Twitter "Died" for almost an hour just now…. KNN. #
Thx baby. Yes let's put our hands together and support @Khairykj !!! RT @tashny Today is ibi ali vs KJ #teamkhairy #msls #
Suddenly the surrounding palms around my house are gone. It's going to be an oven in the afternoon from now on. http://twitpic.com/2al1ko #
Need to sign up for plans or not? RT @mikemmery: AppStore Singapore, iPad 16GB WiFi + 3G SGD988, iPhone 4 16GB SGD888 #
Ah… 1st of August. Goes to show how fast time has moved itself n how fast we're aging. Chinese New Year still felt like last week. #
RT @IamShannonDee: There is no future unless you forgive your past. #
@kwangchen @AdrianNCF @JeffriMS @IbnuHaris @aazek @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @walski69 @norm_noordin @SamZzNg morning great ppl! #
Damn I'm still awake now!!! #
Pseudonym. RT @AdrianneCurry: why do celebs change their names? it would be so fuckin weird to be called anything other than my name. #
Sounds rather familiar. RT @rengabrielle: I just wish that u GO!just forever! #
@svsingam the challenge lies in viewing the things that ppl say in different perspectives. No worries bro. We're cool. in reply to svsingam #
@svsingam in a democratic nation, u have d right to be wat u wanna be. I won't question ur motives, but as long as u r a gd citizen, I'm ok. in reply to svsingam #
It could be due to a phyco or med condition, but it's still a choice IMHO. RT @svsingam they had better choices in life that they spurned? #
@drchuaSL agree. Like Singapore, senior citizens are accepted to work in fast food outlets. Senior citizens can also be productive. #
@tanjoolee not all rapists commit rape due to violence n power only. The element of sexual deprivation is also a contributing factor. in reply to tanjoolee #
Oh well to most of them its business RT @svsingam: And that's not a bad thing? #
Hahaha. How to have discipline in mating la? See calendar? RT @ChrisLamPY mating season here is all-year round, no discipline at all. #
Okay. Time to leave office. Got a BBQ to go to. I'm lucky to have my mates here in Kluang. Else Saturdays will be so freaking boring. #
Actually, Having more Ah Kua's on our streets isn't such a bad thing after all. Most of the time these guys get raped more than they rape #
Okay lah. Add me to make it 2. RT @anthraxxxx yeah i am one noisy Malaccan :p @jasonmumbles #
I'd like to call it Complimentary Sarcasm But seriously bro. I'm proud of u. This one no sarcasm RT @anthraxxxx: @jasonmumbles #
I guess everyone starts off quiet RT @anthraxxxx to be honest, i was really quiet for the first 6 months until i got bored of Facebook. #
I'd rather hav more pondans in our streets than to have our girls' safety being at risk RT @skpang: Jadi pondan ke? #
@anthraxxxx Okay wat. 10,000 tweets a year. That's only 27.4 tweets a day. Damn you're quiet in reply to anthraxxxx #
Fair enough. I can understand that. RT @jessicarabbit5 I am totally against the death penalty no matter the severity of the crime, Jon #
Castration should also be considered as a form of punishment to convicted rapists. POTONG sama dia! POTONG! #
Now TAT's an Idea! I sapot! RT @jessicarabbit5 No to death penalty but YES to Castration! #
@anthraxxxx You already have more than 20,000 tweets? Gila Babi. Eh. Sorry, I mean. Congratulations in reply to anthraxxxx #
@ChrisLamPY Now is mating season meh? I thought it should be the Giving Birth season? O_o #
@anthraxxxx When was this? Oh. So we have all 3. Hmm. Maybe Rapist Beca "driver" next? in reply to anthraxxxx #
I call for bolder measures and stricter punishments against these bastards. Death Penalty should be imposed on those convicted of raping! #
Weeks ago we had that Rapist Taxi driver, now we have a Rapist Van driver. So, erm, Rapist Bus driver next? #
Do you guys noticed there are shit loads of Rape cases in recent months? What the heck is going on in our society these days? #
@ahpooki Hahaha. Nvm, we fix the bumper in reply to ahpooki #
Fuyoh, my sayang is a STUDENT LEADER yoh!!! RT @tashny malaysian student leader summit babe #
News has it that iPhone 4 will be offered by @maxiscomms very very very soon Register now at http://bit.ly/6vAeBi #
Minister shld resign too cos politics is FT. RT @jessicarabbit5 active in politics FT occupation, then d teacher has 2 resign fm teaching #
Great weekend guys! @JeffriMS @IbnuHaris @aazek @AdrianNCF @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @walski69 @norm_noordin @SamZzNg @kwangchen #

Read Jonth’s Tweets for 2010-08-07

jonathan — Fri, 06 Aug 2010 16:08:00 +0000

#thingsthatbotherme Hearing a politician claiming that my ancestors came to Malaysia as prostitutes. #
RT @alphaque: u r vk lingam ? ‎#thingsthatbotherme He looks like me, sounds like me, but it's not me. #
ROTFLMAO! RT @orangasle: @jonathanfun some pronounce my name Vinod (v nod) as Ynot! #
#thingsthatbotherme People who are so influenced by tat stupid Korean song they start to pronounce "You" as "Chew". #
#thingsthatbotherme Durian flavor farts. #
Tell me about it RT @alphaque: that sure is no fun: ‎#thingsthatbotherme People pronouncing my surname as "Foon" instead of "Fun". #
Okay, enough ranting. It's leisure time! #
‎#thingsthatbotherme People who looks like me, sounds like me, but it's not me. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Clerics who insist that the word Allah be exclusive only to one religion. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Politicians who flick their traditional weapons on stage to exhibit their Stupidity. Eh sorry, typo. Superiority. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Mothers In-Law (though I don't have one, yet) #
‎#thingsthatbotherme People killing turtles for their eggs. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Coffee Luwak. How on earth can feces be so expensive? #
RM0.40 hav to pay tax RT @SamZzNg: RM5.80 RT @jonathanfun: ‎#thingsthatbotherme A minister saying that I can afford 3 meals a day w RM5.40. #
Oh animals. I mean humans. Homosapiens. RT @anthraxxxx: @jonathanfun your dog #
‎#thingsthatbotherme People pronouncing my surname as "Foon" instead of "Fun". #
‎#thingsthatbotherme People calling me Gao Lin. #
Yucks. U're telling me there ARE ppl humping their own tyres? RT @anthraxxxx: @jonathanfun luckily not humping on your car tyre. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Dealing with people who listens to nobody, and people who listens to everybody. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme A minister saying that I can afford 3 meals a day with RM5.40. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme People who don't brush their teeth. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Women (well, sometimes). #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Watching my own dog peeing next to my car tyre. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Dealing with people who always want to win arguments, for the sake of winning arguments. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme #bitchyMP 's calling my friends Empty and Stupid. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Politicians calling my kind "Pendatangs". #
‎#thingsthatbotherme People spitting right next to me. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Chicken feet found in a bowl of soup. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Toilet bowl seat left unlifted when entering the loo. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Driving and all of a sudden flies and mosquitoes appear in the cabin from no where. #
‎#thingsthatbotherme Bad breath. #
@jessicarabbit5 Hahaha it's okay mum. Today you learnt something new in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
Gosh mum u really took it literally didn't you? Hahaha. RT @jessicarabbit5 my imagination was all over the place! #
Actually can, if MB stands for Making Babies. RT @stephendoss: unfortunately for him, his chances of becoming MB again is less than 50% #
I presume u r also a frequent consumer? RT @tashny: rofl. falling asleep at my desk and i see this! RT Eating cat carcasses. #
@annateoh Yes today 5 ppl fed me cat carcasses. in reply to annateoh #
@superredpatek Me is no joking. Me is kena forced to eat a dead cat today in my opit. in reply to superredpatek #
@jessicarabbit5 I mandarain, eating a dead cat simple means u r forced into an awkward situation for doing nothing wrong. Haha. in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
#thingsthatbotherme Watching another friend suffer at the hands of a girl. #
#thingsthatbotherme Getting caught in a quagmire for something not caused by me. #
#thingsthatbotherme Eating a dead cat. #
Eating cat carcasses is an art I'm trying to master. #
Pamol Kluang POM, Highest OER achieved in Pen. Msia in June 2010 according to MPOA at 23.45%. Now, how to beat UIE in KER at 6.03%? #lcly #
Win or Lose. 50-50 RT @stephendoss: Khir said BN's chances to regain Selangor, remains "50-50" nxt GE #
Hmm. Pity their wives RT @stephendoss: If MCA leaders support the DAP, they are chauvinists because the DAP is a chauvinist party. Khir Toyo #
@hyelbaine u should have done the same #
SUNGGUH SELESA. Telah makan #bitchyMP yang sungguh berselera RT @kushairi: @miri085 @elviza @stephendoss salam selasa tidor malam selesa? #
To make room for the RIGHT ppl in ur life, U have to get rid of the WRONG people in ur way #FUNdaMentals @woonfui @Limdash @kytkoh @oldchai #
Good Morning, You #
Good Morning! @bluetoad60 @kwangchen @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @SamZzNg @mrjefe #
I now go sleep. Good night! #
@cherietheangel read this to get an idea http://bit.ly/93jKZl in reply to cherietheangel #
I want my own father or boss to call me empty/dumb, I guess he will also hav to think twice. But this MP is the can one! #bitchyMP #fb #
Hey cum to think of it, we Msian's r lucky. Where else will u find an MP of a country openly declares his ppl empty/dumb? #bitchyMP #fb #
Im afraid so, We hav been called empty n stupid by an MP. RT @cherietheangel gosh is this the latest drama, aka politics, back home?? #
…And we crack our heads wondering y our country's still lagging behind others. W leaders like this, it's no wonder! @mpkotabelud #bitchyMP #
So accrd to @mpkotabelud aka #bitchyMP ppl who r against MPs calling others empty/stupid r labeled as crybabies. Hmm… #
Recently convinced some friends to be birds: @woonfui, @limdash, @oldchai, n @kytkoh. Pls give em a warm TJ welcome n follow em! TQ! #FF #fb #
Donald trump once said: Good publicity n Bad publicity is still publicity. RT @anthraxxxx flattering 2 have # dedicated just for u #bitchyMP #
@crispinsoo and kakistocracy means a gov at its worst form in reply to crispinsoo #
#Acronym of the Day: MPKOTABELUD – Malaysian Parliament's Kakistocracy Old Toad And Brainless Empty Lad Using Dildos #bitchyMP #
Internet makes it easy, at d tip of ur fingers! RT @anthraxxxx think very easy to see meow meow meh? (if you exclude internet) #
Yeah he challenged him to court. I back @syahredzan all d way!!! @bongkersz @bongkerzs @amuse_gueule @smellykatemoss @Karamaz0v #bitchyMP #
Good point. RT @alicia_lala: RT @TheLoveStories: Don't fall for a bad boy; fall for the unpredictable one. #
Er… I tot love for the meow meows? RT @anthraxxxx: The love for cleavage is the root of all evil … or maybe not. #
Of cos! We even hav $ to pay pay tax to afford part of d 1B! RT @amuse_gueule: @bongkersz @smellykatemoss @mpkotabelud @Karamaz0v #bitchymp #
Belut right? Belud shldnt hav tis kind of arse. @amuse_gueule @smellykatemoss @mpkotabelud @bongkersz @millemeow @Karamaz0v #
Pink Fllyod: "@mpkotabelud need no, education" @amuse_gueule @bongkersz @millemeow @Karamaz0v @smellykatemoss #bitchyMP #
There you go RT @crispinsoo The love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. 1 Timothy 6:10 #
Wah, just saw Belut's twit 2 @bongkerzs, in mandarin he really can speak 懒叫话！@amuse_gueule @smellykatemoss @mpkotabelud @Karamaz0v #bitchyMP #
Waste of public funds. RT @amuse_gueule: Would lobotomy work on the brainless #bitchymp @smellykatemoss @mpkotabelud @Karamaz0v #
RT @amuse_gueule wonder wat will @mpkotabelud do w the money huh. Ada kickback 10%? 20%? 50%? @Karamaz0v @smellykatemoss #bitchyMP #
Diff camp mah. RT @stephendoss: Madey says Ling innocent until proven guilty, funny bugger never said the same thing for Anwar #hipokrit #
Money, d root of all evil RT @amuse_gueule @mpkotabelud so arrogant nowadays. Billion dollars weyy @Karamaz0v @smellykatemoss #bitchyMP #
!!! Now a billion ringgit constituency RT @amuse_gueule: @Karamaz0v @smellykatemoss 1st inductee into d #bitchyMP *drumroll* -> @mpkotabelud #
You ARE doing something now RT @amuse_gueule: @smellykatemoss We should do something NOW kat Twitter. #bitchyMP #
Vote them out in the coming GE! RT @amuse_gueule: Tweeps, what do we do with arrogant MPs who refuse to engage us? #bitchyMP #
@limdash yes you are. Welcome aboard twitterjaya! @oldchai @woonfui @kytkoh #
@shakirameer vote him out the next GE! in reply to shakirameer #
Agree. RT @svsingam: Those in positions of responsibility are expected not to shoot freely. #
Everywhere. RT @stephendoss: If you had everything, where would you keep it? #
That will mean the very end of this country. RT @fahmi_fadzil: what would happen if the gov had no contracts to give out? #
@celestinetan Maxis should be bring in the iPhone 4 soon. Check their website. in reply to celestinetan #
Exhausted. I need to make it a point spend more time with myself. #
@shakirameer Ada udang di sebalik Kuey Tiao. in reply to shakirameer #
@jessicarabbit5 Good evening mum. September is on the horizon. Can't wait in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
Now you can get hauled into the disciplinary committee for tweeting about others. Hmm. What is d right definition of Freedom of Speech huh? #
Good Petang Comrades @teongtatt @SamZzNg @jessicarabbit5 @kavilan @AdrianNCF @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @mrjefe #
I Sangat Angkuh! RT @svsingam: How about – I Selalu Action! RT @jonathanfun: #Acronym of the Day : I.S.A – I Simply Abduct #
@SivarasaRasiah w/ the political rift going on rt now, I doubt u cn find time 4 a real break But I hope u cn take sum rest nonetheless. in reply to SivarasaRasiah #
@jerinelay RM12 for the transaction fee? in reply to jerinelay #
#Acronym of the Day : I.S.A – I Simply Abduct #
@pummkin Great videos you have there. SO many people! in reply to pummkin #
@SivarasaRasiah Not easy being an MP huh. Struggling to have personal time even for 1 day! in reply to SivarasaRasiah #
@pummkin Did you get detained too? in reply to pummkin #
@pummkin ISA vigil outcome? in reply to pummkin #
Good Morning, you handsome and beautiful guys and gals #
Selamat Pagi Malaysia! @SamZzNg @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @mrjefe #
My Twitter "Died" for almost an hour just now…. KNN. #
Thx baby. Yes let's put our hands together and support @Khairykj !!! RT @tashny Today is ibi ali vs KJ #teamkhairy #msls #
Suddenly the surrounding palms around my house are gone. It's going to be an oven in the afternoon from now on. http://twitpic.com/2al1ko #
Need to sign up for plans or not? RT @mikemmery: AppStore Singapore, iPad 16GB WiFi + 3G SGD988, iPhone 4 16GB SGD888 #
Ah… 1st of August. Goes to show how fast time has moved itself n how fast we're aging. Chinese New Year still felt like last week. #
RT @IamShannonDee: There is no future unless you forgive your past. #
@kwangchen @AdrianNCF @JeffriMS @IbnuHaris @aazek @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @walski69 @norm_noordin @SamZzNg morning great ppl! #
Damn I'm still awake now!!! #
Pseudonym. RT @AdrianneCurry: why do celebs change their names? it would be so fuckin weird to be called anything other than my name. #
Sounds rather familiar. RT @rengabrielle: I just wish that u GO!just forever! #
@svsingam the challenge lies in viewing the things that ppl say in different perspectives. No worries bro. We're cool. in reply to svsingam #
@svsingam in a democratic nation, u have d right to be wat u wanna be. I won't question ur motives, but as long as u r a gd citizen, I'm ok. in reply to svsingam #
It could be due to a phyco or med condition, but it's still a choice IMHO. RT @svsingam they had better choices in life that they spurned? #
@drchuaSL agree. Like Singapore, senior citizens are accepted to work in fast food outlets. Senior citizens can also be productive. #
@tanjoolee not all rapists commit rape due to violence n power only. The element of sexual deprivation is also a contributing factor. in reply to tanjoolee #
Oh well to most of them its business RT @svsingam: And that's not a bad thing? #
Hahaha. How to have discipline in mating la? See calendar? RT @ChrisLamPY mating season here is all-year round, no discipline at all. #
Okay. Time to leave office. Got a BBQ to go to. I'm lucky to have my mates here in Kluang. Else Saturdays will be so freaking boring. #
Actually, Having more Ah Kua's on our streets isn't such a bad thing after all. Most of the time these guys get raped more than they rape #
Okay lah. Add me to make it 2. RT @anthraxxxx yeah i am one noisy Malaccan :p @jasonmumbles #
I'd like to call it Complimentary Sarcasm But seriously bro. I'm proud of u. This one no sarcasm RT @anthraxxxx: @jasonmumbles #
I guess everyone starts off quiet RT @anthraxxxx to be honest, i was really quiet for the first 6 months until i got bored of Facebook. #
I'd rather hav more pondans in our streets than to have our girls' safety being at risk RT @skpang: Jadi pondan ke? #
@anthraxxxx Okay wat. 10,000 tweets a year. That's only 27.4 tweets a day. Damn you're quiet in reply to anthraxxxx #
Fair enough. I can understand that. RT @jessicarabbit5 I am totally against the death penalty no matter the severity of the crime, Jon #
Castration should also be considered as a form of punishment to convicted rapists. POTONG sama dia! POTONG! #
Now TAT's an Idea! I sapot! RT @jessicarabbit5 No to death penalty but YES to Castration! #
@anthraxxxx You already have more than 20,000 tweets? Gila Babi. Eh. Sorry, I mean. Congratulations in reply to anthraxxxx #
@ChrisLamPY Now is mating season meh? I thought it should be the Giving Birth season? O_o #
@anthraxxxx When was this? Oh. So we have all 3. Hmm. Maybe Rapist Beca "driver" next? in reply to anthraxxxx #
I call for bolder measures and stricter punishments against these bastards. Death Penalty should be imposed on those convicted of raping! #
Weeks ago we had that Rapist Taxi driver, now we have a Rapist Van driver. So, erm, Rapist Bus driver next? #
Do you guys noticed there are shit loads of Rape cases in recent months? What the heck is going on in our society these days? #
@ahpooki Hahaha. Nvm, we fix the bumper in reply to ahpooki #
Fuyoh, my sayang is a STUDENT LEADER yoh!!! RT @tashny malaysian student leader summit babe #
News has it that iPhone 4 will be offered by @maxiscomms very very very soon Register now at http://bit.ly/6vAeBi #
Minister shld resign too cos politics is FT. RT @jessicarabbit5 active in politics FT occupation, then d teacher has 2 resign fm teaching #
Great weekend guys! @JeffriMS @IbnuHaris @aazek @AdrianNCF @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @walski69 @norm_noordin @SamZzNg @kwangchen #

Read Jonth’s Tweets for 2010-07-31

jonathan — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:08:00 +0000

Can't believe this. RT @PixelProject: #India Woman drowns child, self in pond aft harassed by in-laws over #dowry http://bit.ly/asOsrP #
@Karamaz0v highly paid individual in reply to Karamaz0v #
U are a JKKP inspector? Atau u from inspecting authority? @Karamaz0v @bumilangit #
Dan palm oil mill jugak RT @bumilangit: @Karamaz0v tmpat aku pakai eddy current dgn x ray saja. Setahu aku NDT high demand dlm oil n gas. #
Biasa kita punya header guna liquid penetrant. Tapi dengar kata x ray paling best! @bumilangit @Karamaz0v #
Tak yah go into detail on codes, FMA sudah cukup pening. Tapi mau bikin baru refer to sch 2, 3, dan 4 la untuk IA @Karamaz0v @bumilangit #
Gua tahu sikit tentang ASME n BS je. My boiler is designed on BS1113 design code. @Karamaz0v @bumilangit #
U orang2 boiler n UPV kah? RT @bumilangit: @Karamaz0v owh! Kau ada lesen NDT? Aku boleh buat dye penetrant. Eddy current dgn x-ray gagal. #
RT @orangasle: V, d Malays in Spore shld b proud of our achievements, coz v hav attained thru hard work—Guntor Sadali, Berita Harian editor #
Wats MSLS dear? RT @tashny I'm good dearest last day of internship, this weekend i have #MSLS and then on Monday class resumes. #
So Dear Msian Gov, try continue to be Dili-deli in ur foreign policies n very soon u may start gazetting Oil Palm jungles as national parks. #
The Palm Oil industry is now facing an ever growing labour shortage problem. Locals shy away from this job due to hardships n inconvenience. #
@tashny awwww…. *melting* I'm Fun here darling now in segamat heading for a meeting b4 heading back kluang. how about you Sayang? in reply to tashny #
Romantisnya RT @tashny: After much thought, I've decided my 5001st tweet will BE: Dear @lightyoruichi & @sepetfairy. Fuck you both. #
@bongkersz bila u free? Gua serious punya ni. in reply to bongkersz #
Can. 1 Malaysian save 1 Ringgit. RT @anthraxxxx i'd be surprised if BN can save 1 ringgit @simtzetzin #
A newly opened Mister Potato Rice Crisps so called Extra Tall pack is only filled up 3/4. This is a con job! http://twitpic.com/29xhiw #
When will BN ever learn… RT @simtzetzin PR turn around total RM103mil: RM40mil deficit (2008/3) – RM 63 mil surplus (2008/3-2008/12). #
Eh when wanna company me to do one lar? RT @bongkersz: The goal of tattooing was never beauty. The goal was change. #
All within a year? RT @simtzetzin: Under PR gov 98mil surplus! RT @imShahidah Perak BN gov created 104 mill deficit, n ask 80mil more in Aug #
#FF followed all of ya @amelialing911 @arystle @vangeyzel @finafedora @liewcf @fahriee @eklern @vin_ann @marc_ky @CKGord @ericyong77 @zeffri #
Yes come lets meet up! RT @Karamaz0v: @jessicarabbit5 Oh really? @jonathanfun is going to KK? Nice ..not sure yet,imma let u know #
#FF Morning great ppl! @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @SamZzNg @kwangchen @mrjefe #
Only in my dreams (( RT @stephendoss: Saya tak mampu @bumilangit: Gaji berapa sebulan baru dapat beli rumah 600k? @Khairykj @Aisehman #
@jessicarabbit5 lost count i reckon u meant princess I'm no gay. Hahaha. in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
Smashed my head a few times RT @jessicarabbit5 Men seldom are, Jon ;p Dont beat urself up over it… )))) #
RT @TheLoveStories: Girls don't need to be perfect, they just need to be interesting to attract guys. #
Im obviously not very good in emotional seduction RT @jessicarabbit5: Men are seduced by the visual, women by the emotional #
Sarah? RT @bongkersz: Feels good to be inside Sarah again… *cries* #
@liewcf @fahriee @arystle @eklern @vin_ann I'm dizzy already after a few rounds of todhi with my dad O_o zzzzz #
Can be anything also wat :-p RT @vin_ann: Gan Chx Bxi ? @eklern @liewcf @fahriee @arystle @vin_ann G for Gan (in hokkien) #
@arystle if u ask me, u is G for Gorgeous. Only u. Not McD @liewcf @fahriee @eklern @vin_ann #
@woonfui RT @TheLoveStories: "Love" is a four letter word – just like ‘shit.’ #TLS #
@eklern @liewcf @fahriee @arystle @vin_ann G for Gan (in hokkien) #
@liewcf @fahriee @arystle @eklern @vin_ann oh that campaign? The way I c it, it's like "where's ur G spot campaign" #
@woonfui RT @TheLoveStories: Negativity and pessimism are such attention whores. #TLS #
@woonfui RT @TheLoveStories: Sometimes, your closest friends end up hurting you more than your worst enemies would ever come close to. #TLS #
I report u to JAKIM RT @orangasle Dun wear anything then i come @SamZzNg @KhirOmar @katyperry! reminder, dun wear nythin underneath ur shirt #
@woonfui RT @TheLoveStories: If you have to try and convince yourself you don’t care about someone, you care about them more than you think. #
@woonfui RT @TheLoveStories: What’s done is done. The past is unchangeable, so just move on and fix your mistakes along the way. #TLS #
@vin_ann @arystle @mikecampton @eklern @liewcf Great Ciplak Burger! #
#FF THX! @BobbyRingstrom @essensu @destinyblog @sathishisaac @randyeagar @MinuteMindset @TheTop10Blog @stefsch @RascalTwee #
@ahpooki hahaha that I agree. Nuggets too. in reply to ahpooki #
Got Cheated Burger @arystle @eklern @vin_ann @liewcf @fahriee #
Yeah, was replying @arystle I called it Got Conned Burger RT @fahriee: You said it. "@jonathanfun: Got conned by GCB. not tasty at all." #
Got conned by GCB. not tasty at all. RT @liewcf: @arystle GCB is not new at all, existing in China for long time already. #
Beware of d religious department! RT @SamZzNg: hear hear! RT @KhirOmar @katyperry! reminder, dun wear nythin underneath ur shirt #
Todhi + Guinness tastes like… Malta :-S #
@netraKL I wish I'm leading your life bersyukurlah… in reply to netraKL #
Tun Ling must be very Lin by now… No one to stand by him till now. Where's his good fren Madey? Samy? I tot u all Kam Ching one last time? #
Tell him ill sell mine to him RT @vin_ann: haha.. saw my Singaporean friend FB said Ah beng shop willing to jiak iPhone 3GS for $500 #
No need to recall. They let u write it off urself in d accident. Settle RT @anthraxxxx proton still the best. no recalls. #
RT @juanajaafar: National Council of Churches in Aus joins global BDS to boycott Israeli goods – Jewish Chronicle http://bit.ly/diad5I #BDS #
Oh no. RT @BreakingNews: Toyota recalls 412,000 cars, mostly Avalon model, in U.S. for steering problems after 3 accidents are reported – AP #
I say go for it bro! Pls bitch slap him for us kthxbai! RT @Khairykj I've been invited to square off with… Ibrahim Ali. Should I go? #
@bongkersz then Samy the day after. Samy's chubby too right? in reply to bongkersz #
Drama minggu depan: Samy Vellu gets charged to court for substandard public projects… @ahpooki @amuse_gueule #
@amuse_gueule good point. Tun also not above d law now. I'm hoping one day madey will suffer the same fate. Haha. in reply to amuse_gueule #
And so the saying goes: Every Dog will have its Day. Even a mighty Tun gets charged today. But will it be a fair trial? http://bit.ly/dplnxr #
Why u say so? RT @amuse_gueule: I think PRU13 gonna happen soon soon soon. #
??? Strike lottery? RT @missyblurkit: wearing my HAPPY SMILE #
@svsingam and what do you think would be the best way to edu our young in order to be able to think n not dumb down? in reply to svsingam #
@anthraxxxx I'm the only chinaman around. The rest all melayu. Wait kena Sula in reply to anthraxxxx #
@anthraxxxx yeah. This guy sitting behind me had his phone rung 5 times, n even after telling him, he still ignored! NiamahCCB!!! in reply to anthraxxxx #
@drchuaSL welcome aboard to twitterjaya Dr Chua. Looking fwd to hear from you #
Followed! Thanks! @jessicarabbit5 @CKGord @carribeanking7 @Viknes18 #
Hey wat's Chua Soi Lek's twitter username? #
Seriously, I hate these buggers who dun bother switching their phones into silent mode in seminars, even after ringing a few times! #
Currently at Prime City attending a bearing training session. Ze lectorer zis Jherman, me no undershdand zhis England. #
Mana pigi? RT @audreycsm: Whao! The air ticket that I was supposed to buy yesterday went up RM43 this morn #
@spinzer #soilek will be nice. in reply to spinzer #
Question: What is that one thing u wanna say to Dough, Paris' ex? Jho: Being muscular doesn't beat Being Fat, so suck it! #interviewtipu #
Stars are Blind! RT @amuse_gueule: @AdrianNCF @skthew @walski69 whenever she gets drunk, she hijacks mic to sing. #
Question: Wat do u think abt d Oil Palm industry in Msia? Jho: I heard they're more useful than Grapes. Can make champagne? #interviewtipu #
Tukang kipas? Haha wat u want 2 fan? My sailormoon skirt? Oh pls u won't wanna c wat's down thr! @amuse_gueule @AdrianNCF @skthew @walski69 #
Q: Why Crystal? Jho: Because it's affordable. #interviewtipu #
LOL RT @AdrianNCF bring the party home for Twitterjaya, @jonathanfun said he'll be sailormoon RT @skthew: @amuse_gueule @walski69 #
Oh tell me about it. Parents be warned if their children are Virgos! Hey u Virgo too? :-p @ChrisLamPY @Sexstrology #
I agree to a certain extent. But even kids should be taught to do d right things. Not completely left to their own devices. @svsingam #
I think guidelines shld b there to limit their involvement e.g holding important positions in parties. Wat u think? @svsingam @Khairykj #
DUH. RT @svsingam: U r being sarcastic, right? RT @jonathanfun @Khairykj student's priorities shld b still in their studies. #
@kwangchen @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @walksi69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @SamZzNg @mrjefe @woonfui good morning!!! #
Okay gua pigi tido. Good night great people! Tmr is my half day. Can't wait. Oh yes! #
But u got a nokia phone ok. RT @bongkersz: @annna86 @jasonmumbles eh I talk about politics everyday on twitter no business no money geh?? #
Ah like tat can :-p RT @annna86: @bongkersz i always pay 5% tax lehh.. so i can cow bu?? Hahahahahahaha! #
We go further upstream. Starts b4 u were born. Fighting to get into fertilizing d ovum in mummy's womb :p @annna86 @jasonmumbles @bongkersz #
Lu mana skarang? KK u coming in sept? @bongkersz @annna86 #
@shakirameer that time I was helping my ketua kampung only. But you're right. Should support in full awareness n not blindness. in reply to shakirameer #
K la you sleep tight alright. Nice chirping to ya. @annna86 @bongkersz #
I know ppl who eligible but dun pay @bongkersz @annna86 #
The politics of Silence RT @bongkersz @annna86 aware or not, by keeping silent, or sitting atas pagar, that IS a political decision 2 #
2 types of ppl I dislike; ppl who cow peh abt pol but dun vote, n ppl who cow bu abt gov spending but dun pay taxes @annna86 @bongkersz #
Aristocracy cums in whn ur teacher picks his fav student RT @bongkersz: @annna86 @jasonmumbles collective decision, political process #
It starts even when u r fighting to go into the better class in schools ler @annna86 @jasonmumbles @bongkersz #
Of course, if u choose to take a atas pagar approach to things, fair enuf, but dun complain if things doesn't favor u. @bongkersz @annna86 #
Nothing wrong at all. Everyone who calls themselves a citizen should care for the affairs of their own nation. @bongkersz @annna86 #
Thats correct. RT @bongkersz @jasonmumbles @annna86 can trace almost everything around you to political decision… if you dig a little #
@annna86 @jasonmumbles @bongkersz haha. Imagine one day we have a ketua pemuda who is still studying in uni. Whoa. #
@weekasiongmp lack of sense of belonging exists everywhere in dis nation. We need to tackle it from d roots in young children in schools. in reply to weekasiongmp #
@annna86 if u have tried to convince others 2 share ur views n aspirations so tat they will align themselves w u, u r already a politician. #
Not only tat, FYI we r all politicians in our own rite. @jasonmumbles @annna86 @bongkersz #
@vanessagan Gin Seng or Birds Nest. in reply to vanessagan #
@weekasiongmp u know wat's d value we r all missing in our sch? Sense of Belonging. Teach em tat n we'll hav clean toilets n less vandalism. in reply to weekasiongmp #
@annna86 it shouldn't. We young ppl shld know wat r our rites n wat's happening in our country, which shapes our future n our childrens'. in reply to annna86 #
@shakirameer speaking of which, I helped campaign for Datuk Md Sirat MP Bukit Katil at that time too was helping my Ketua Kampung. Haha. in reply to shakirameer #
Students shld b allowed to participate in politics for awareness in politics n their rights as citizens of the country. #
Yes. RT @annna86: correct me if i'm wrong. If I am a student, I get involve with politics, in accordance to AUKU, i will be detained? #
RT @TheLoveStories: To get through the life, you must always prepare for the best times, and for the worst times. -@helloelvia #TLS @woonfui #
@bongkersz They had their days bro. It's time for ppl like KP @Khairykj to step up. Good night. #
@weekasiongmp who are the twitterers attending? By invitation or open to anyone? in reply to weekasiongmp #
#thosewerethedays Sesame Street was my favorite TV show in Kindergarten. #
#thosewerethedays MacGyver was my favorite TV show in primary school. #
@bongkersz consider Muhammad Taib, Said Alba, etc. They still went very far despite their… Erm… academic shortcomings @Khairykj #
@bongkersz I think hosting d WC shldnt be prob for us as long as we r ONLY hosting n not taking part @orangasle @Khairykj #
@Khairykj failure 2 reg their involvement may result in us having pol activists who flunk their undergrad programs. Not sumthing we want. in reply to Khairykj #
@Khairykj student's priorities shld b still in their studies. There4 their pol involvement shld be clearly defined. in reply to Khairykj #
@Khairykj u hav a gd point there on having overseas pol party eg UMNO but not locally. I support this cause but it shld be regulated. in reply to Khairykj #
And the technology of unsinkable submarines. North Korea n Singapore should start peeing their pants. @anthraxxxx #
@orangasle and before u know, we'll be d first to build an unsinkable submarine! Dun play play ah! in reply to orangasle #
@Khairykj what's ur take on allowing uni students to take part in politics YB? many hav joined pol parties in uni regardless of AUKU. in reply to Khairykj #
I guess the only true Malaysian tat has successfully lived up to d "Malaysia Boleh" slogan is none other than Low Taek Jho. Be proud! #
@orangasle when's Malaysia building our own jets? I'm looking fed for Tat day to come. We'll design a fighter jet Tat flies w/o engines! in reply to orangasle #
It's Jibby and his brain, it's Jibby and his brain, tot it's a genius, but he's actually insane! *spoof from pinky n d brain @crispinsoo in reply to crispinsoo #
@AdrianNCF I'll volunteer to dress up like sailor moon!!! @chunwai09 @spinzer @Aisehman @SamZzNg #
Yeah babay yeah! RT @anthraxxxx 1World is in place. #
To plan to take over the vorld? RT @ahpooki: anybody knows why jibby going on leave?? #
@spinzer Ask him to bring Paris to Malaysia too. Robert deniro, step aside kthxbai. @AdrianNCF @chunwai09 #
@alithelady I have naps every afternoon for 2 hours and yet I still feel like shite in reply to alithelady #
Okay ill try starting from now RT @alithelady: It isn't difficult. Just steal a few minutes here and a few minutes there. #
Jungle ie oil palm plantation consider park? :-p RT @alithelady Take an afternoon lunch break at a local park #
How to bubble bath without bath tub? Use my kola air ke? RT @alithelady have that relaxing bubble bath or candle lit supper. #
If Silence is Golden, then what is Noisiness ? #
If Silence is Golden, then what is Noisiness is … ? #
Yeah d paper is suitable 4 burning RT @ahpooki: http://ow.ly/2hACN time to save on electricty or gas.. use star paper as fuel for cooking.. #
Shld hav said it 7 years ago la. I wld gav been KP by now :-p RT @syahredzan: " Let students join politics too" http://bit.ly/cWYGQN" #
@jessicarabbit5 who? #
Errr… How ah? RT @alithelady: 7. REDUCE YOUR STRESS: YOU NEED TO DO THIS NOW #
Busy and tired at the moment mum. Going back home for a siesta now. RT @jessicarabbit5 Good, Jon Howz u? #
Me too. Been sleeping around 3am to 4am these days. Wake up at 6.30am for work. Can die. RT @Nicheuji Zombie. #
Yeay! A New Divesite! RT @anthraxxxx U can also try scuba diving inside SMART tunnel when it is off limits to cars on rainy season #macamYB #
How come? Actually I'm having the same feeling also. RT @KevCKW: Dont feel good and under stress. #
How's everybody today? #
Morning tweeples! I've just discovered a website called OBerita, whr all new's headlines r compiled All in One. http://bit.ly/b0xK3X #
Morning great ppl! @woonfui @teongtatt @jessicarabbit5 @kavilan @AdrianNCF @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @SamZzNg @kwangchen #
@pummkin oh I'm so head over heels for you right now! Haha! in reply to pummkin #
@ahpooki we are going to die anyway right? Haha. in reply to ahpooki #
@jasonmumbles curiosity kills the cat I guess but NOW I know! Haha! in reply to jasonmumbles #
@ahpooki seriously, sometimes I do crave for the burgers at the roadside, even though I know it's unhealthy #
@pummkin I have a dog, can I have your number? :-p in reply to pummkin #
#Acronym of the Day: GCB = Got Conned Burger. It really doesn't tastes as good as it looks. http://twitpic.com/296404 @jasonmumbles in reply to jasonmumbles #
@hannahyeoh another power struggle? Hahaha… @leeyouhin #
Speechless… RT @deceptionist13: Is me. =) #
@SamZzNg Okay for curiousity's sake I'll go try it. Fingers crossed. If it sucks, TJ will know @jasonmumbles in reply to SamZzNg #
@deceptionist13 Cool. Don't tell me you know how to do this. in reply to deceptionist13 #
You serious??? I'm on my way to MCD now… Argh RT @jasonmumbles Sucks. Dont. #
Try buying a Persian cat then RT @anthraxxxx most of the women I know seem to be afraid of dogs :p #
@anthraxxxx You should. Next time I see you in Melaka, I'll know I'm screaming at the right person in reply to anthraxxxx #
@anthraxxxx Ah… finally, I see your real face on FB. in reply to anthraxxxx #
@deceptionist13 Hahahaha. Wah. Exams also need letterhead ah? Susah la like that. We're so fucked with bureaucracy! in reply to deceptionist13 #
@deceptionist13 Huh? Eh not yet la bro. Still waiting for the official letter of my results bro. U're welcome anytime to my place. Just cum! in reply to deceptionist13 #
Come to Kluang! RT @deceptionist13 Gonna see you guys though, wanted to learn more bout golf. =) #
A man’s likelihood of obtaining a woman’s phone number increases three-fold when accompanied by a dog. #
Suddenly felt like eating the GCB tonight for dinner. Any takers? #
He's also a Palm Oil Mill engineer like me but w a different co. Cheerful chap, great golfer and close friend RT @deceptionist13 @woonfui #
Sumtimes being simple will sound superficial RT @pipis I like plain and simple "She's beautiful" kind of saying better. #
Twiends, please welcome my dear friend from Kulai, @woonfui to the beautiful world of Twittersphere! Can we give me an orientation? #
Depends on how u interpret it RT @pipis I hope you're not talking about her writings. :p #
I normally say "she is hawt" RT @pipis You tell me. #
Was surprised. He shld b too bz to calculate men women relationships. RT @KevCKW: @Flipbooks did Albert Einstein really say that? #
@PrincessJoLing where you heading to? Kluang? in reply to PrincessJoLing #
The Dragon has fallen ill RT @stcom: Thai spiritual adviser – the White Dragon King has been warded in a hospital #news http://bit.ly/9Rzzwt #
Then how to describe extremely beautiful women? RT @pipis: Making Out in Chinese: http://twitpic.com/2931lh #
Siesta Time! #
Enuf to get contracts can d RT @ahpooki i got..u want? ahpooki's regal mahpookiland letter-head.. how many pieces u want?? #
Anyone got Letterhead to borrow? #
I liked a YouTube video — 吳克群明天過後 ktv http://youtu.be/BzXsNz8SzZ8?a #
I liked a YouTube video — 泳兒, 林峯 – 明天以後[國] (港版) http://youtu.be/xLLlhsgPK-s?a #
Kena cow peh cow bu till guilty RT @insider_latest: FLASH – All 12 'cow head' protesters plead guilty to causing 'public unrest' last Aug 28 #
RT @Sexstrology: Going to date a Virgo? Manage your appearance. Virgos prize neatness and cleanliness. #
天下的政治人物都是一样的！哦，天下的政治人物都是一样的！RT @bongkersz @Aisehman: DAP veteran used exco man’s letterhead 2 obtain contracts http://bit.ly/coMdvd #
You wanna go? RT @Esther_N ur goin for singfest huh #
@alithelady @ChowPong @firdaushussain @Karamaz0v @kwangchen @miri085 @judicious_wife @bugbitesandco 星期二快乐！ in reply to alithelady #
Next week? RT @Esther_N when? Lol #
Singapore! RT @Esther_N: O_o! Where to? Kluang or malacca? Hehe RT @jonathanfun: Come i give you one. RT @Esther_N: I need a vacation. #
@jessicarabbit5 mummy, why the sudden pondering upon penises ah? :-/ in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
Come i give you one. RT @Esther_N: I need a vacation. #
Lucky not contraception RT @YouTiup: lepas inception, conception lah. RT @imShahidah: Its Inception nite! Woot! #
wat is psychokinesis? RT @5tevenw: All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. #
@IamShannonDee so does facebook n many other SNS's. #
Just to clarify, I'm Christian myself, but in tis discussn I tok consider other relign 2 @PrincessJoLing @amuse_gueule @svsingam @JeffriMS #
Our God needs faith fr us. Others mayb joss sticks, offerings, sacrifices @PrincessJoLing @amuse_gueule @svsingam @JeffriMS #
Depends on which God u talking abt RT @PrincessJoLing w/o faith impossible 2 pls God! @amuse_gueule @svsingam @JeffriMS #
@annna86 nice songs like the 1 Malaysia song??? in reply to annna86 #
Yes. I agree. RT @amuse_gueule: @svsingam @PrincessJoLing @JeffriMS Impossible to believe without faith. #
Via d Holy Spirit? RT @amuse_gueule @PrincessJoLing @JeffriMS Faith isnt sumthing we can acquire on our own. God must give. #
Cannot tell in detail. All wearing tudung RT @shakirameer I mean chicks in general haha #
U're saying non-Christians do not hav faith, then? RT @amuse_gueule @PrincessJoLing @JeffriMS Hebrews 11:1 Only those w faith will believe. #
Our facts may not be facts for ppl of other religions. @amuse_gueule @PrincessJoLing @JeffriMS #
@amuse_gueule @PrincessJoLing @JeffriMS Different interpretations I guess. #
Eh… By that u mean Golok chicks? RT @shakirameer I heard chicks in kb quiet cun? #
@amuse_gueule @PrincessJoLing @JeffriMS yes I'm aware of d Isaac & Ishmael story. Ishmael wasn't d son God promised n had to leave d family. #
Morning ppl! @AdrianNCF @kwangchen @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @SamZzNg #
Datuk Seri tak yah tido kah? RT @mohd_ali_rustam: dewan melaka akan bersidang hari ini tk dar #
In kluang la bro. Yeah kelantan definitelt got beer RT @shakirameer U in k'tan now? Got beer ah? (yes i had to) #
By that you mean the Muslims are the Jews??? O_o @amuse_gueule @JeffriMS #
@JeffriMS apparently I heard a story abt this. Related to Noah n d ark. Pigs were sent by God to "clear" d carcasses left by d flood. in reply to JeffriMS #
Kelantan is an amazing state. True it's a state w/o much dev prob due to lack of funds,but ppl r happy w PAS. @amuse_gueule @JeffriMS #
Ah.. Kelantan. Prob d only plc in d country whr I saw a pork n a Malay woman vege stall side by side. No prob also. @JeffriMS @amuse_gueule #
Apologies for my ignorance. She must be a strong woman. RT @YouTiup: she's a working single parent, bro. i'm the surrogate dad. #
@YouTiup oh. Her mum must be a frequent promise breaker I presume in reply to YouTiup #
Lack of Sleep, Stress n Fatigue can cos a man's mustache to grow faster. Fact or Myth? Any medical guys out there who can clarify? #
Cute. Your kid? RT @YouTiup: kiddo to her mother: but you must promise not to break the promise. #
@Khairykj theme? what about? #
@amuse_gueule Good analysis of Imelda on FB. Her antics are sum wat similar to our lady here too. Is our lady following her steps then? #
Okay enough of work. It's Golf time #
Scoo be doo be doo RT @faliqfahmie: To be is to do – Socrates, To do is to be – Sartre, Do be do be do – Sinatra #
LOL. RT @kushairi: Do the Saiful method RT @ChowPong: ok, I want to get my MBA, who wants to grant me scholarship? #
I'll make sure I'll send to u for verification RT @ahpooki @anthraxxxx hahaha..better be careful, sekali, hair comes from hamsor !!! #
Imagine, being able 2 clone d gal u love most n make her ur wife… Hmm… I shld start collecting pretty girls' hair 4 DNA. @anthraxxxx #
@anthraxxxx Yeah. Maybe the time has come for us to consider cloning our wives. in reply to anthraxxxx #
Fair if they say our ruling is confusing bcos it really is but we also tolerate their restrictions in their country also wat. @Viknes18 #
Working today Going for siesta now! RT @alithelady: Full of actvities! Tired! How's urs? @judicious_wife @amuse_gueule @alithelady #
So now we can look 4 wives fr overseas via agencies. Virginity tests provided summore! Satisfaction Guaranteed! Hey, got warranty or not? #
Singaporeans should learn how to stop (and I mean STOP) complaining n reflect upon the fact of just how lucky u buggers are. #
A S'porean asserted tat it isn't fair 4 them to pay higher prices 4 petrol. I tell him it isn't fair 4 me to pay S$11.60/pack of ciggies 2. #
Seriously, I dun see any reason y S'poreans shld complain paying slightly higher 4 RON97. It's still cheaper than pumping it from S'pore! #
Come on… cheaper Petroleum prices is not the ONLY reason you Singaporeans come to Malaysia, right? #
No wonder having a lipstick mark on ur collar when u reach home looks fishy. RT @stephendoss: Most lipstick contains fish scales #fact #
@kushairi Totally agree with ur view. Tat's why religious extremism must be diminished so as to not halt our intentions to grow as a nation. in reply to kushairi #
My colleague is an Indian RT @jessicarabbit5 Hugely impressed!! )) U hv a human tamil translator on stand-by or smthg? ;p #
Kelantan mayb xtreme 2 us but local Muslims r ok w it. But PAS does hav sum fanatical 2nd liners. RT @faliqfahmie if PR rule Malaysia, PAS? #
@faliqfahmie Becos d gahmen is very lukewarm twds d issue n trying to evade. During Madey's time, this wouldn't have surfaced. in reply to faliqfahmie #
Nannum inge sowkiyam than RT @jessicarabbit5 LOL* Naan, sowkiyam…nanri Neege? #
TQ Totally agree. We shld move fwd, not d other way round. RT @ladymissazira Extremists of any religion should be packed off elsewhere. #
@kushairi Gahmen revenues from any sector 4 tat matter shld be used to dev d country 4 EVERY citizen. Sin or no sin, 2 me it makes no diff. in reply to kushairi #
No offence to Muslims. My tweets r towards extremists. We need d country to go fwd. If u're fanatic, I think u're better off in Aghanistan. #
I also propose that all gahmen income which is fr non-muslim sources be declared non-Halal, n can only be used only among non-Muslims. #
Another option – Exhausted RT @ChrisLamPY hahaha! Sadly no everyone else is married #
How's your sunday so far my beautiful ladies? RT @judicious_wife good morning @alithelady @amuse_gueule #
Kaalai Vanakkam mummy Yeppedei Irike? RT @jessicarabbit5 Gooooooooooooood Morning Jon #
All forms of martial arts except SilaT shld be banned 4 d same reason. Eg – Yoga: Hindu, Taekwondo: Yinyang symbol, Karate: Sun n not Moon. #
N to remove pagan symbols tat dampen their faith, I call upon gahmen 2 mk compulsory tat d letter "t" b written in capital "T" in all lang. #
Since d cross is now forbidden among Muslims on grnds of misleading believers, I call upon d gahmen 2 convert all crossroads 2 roundabouts. #
Perhaps, one of the key ingredients of becoming a successful person is to master the art of being alone. #
Yeah. Almost. Haha. Y u providing match making services too? :-p RT @ChrisLamPY have u already exhausted all ur options on local women? #
Good Sunday ppl! @christineblues @jennifercheah @jasongan @unclebotak @leochimaera @terencekung @herbalsoup @laukaukia @clchow #
Am I eventually going towards this direction? "Busy Msian bachelors seek foreign wives via agencies" http://bit.ly/byDS5Q @anthraxxxx #
Good Morning People. A beautiful Sunday indeed. #
Off to Pamol St. Anne's Chapel for their feast day. I'll be doing offertory today alongside Mr. Kuppusamy. #
Gun Die lets hope he'll starve fir us too! RT @anthraxxxx another "Gun Dy" wannabe? #
Wah ur progress so fast? RT @anthraxxxx: Suddenly the word "marriage" scares the hell outta me. Can't wait to meet the Monsters in Law. #
6th element movie out soon? RT @AdrianNCF: Wan meh :p RT @sabrinaooi: What do you think of red heads? I'm thinkin of goin red… #
Cuba too. RT @anthraxxxx: North Korea is the perfect model to learn from if BN is aiming to achieve "Pembangkang Sifar". #
Twittersphere, pls allow me 2 intro fellow birdie @EzamNor, d Gandhi of our time. Gave up his Lecturing career 4 politics. I'm "humbled" #
Gua Hailam panggil Siao Gao. RT @9W2WIL: Gua 'Cainis' panggil 'Chao Kau' @bongkersz siapa @EzamNor ni? #
@bongkersz siapa @EzamNor ni? Macam Tak pernah dengar pun. Tapi sudah berucap seperti Tunku Abdul Rahman #
U shouldn't have come back to Malaysia. Should have stayed in Cardiff. RT @hueyjuen HAHAHA nice! shut everything down lah. #
In Perlis, Karaoke & other forms of Entertainment outlets r not allowed to operate during Ramadan. Hey, y not shut down Bursa 4 a month too? #
I'm predicting ths fanatics will nxt b callin bans on products made by non-Muslim co. Unilever, Coke, McDonalds etc shld all get out of Msia #
Wat pisses me off is tat ths Muslim fanatics also consider d Cross a Pagan symbol. So muslims shld b forbidden fr using crossroads too.Rite? #
@pummkin anything with crosses cannot be used. So they shld also propose to gov to convert all crossroads into roundabouts too. in reply to pummkin #
A Belief or Faith, is a r'ship btw U n GOD. It's not btw U n a Symbol. One will only b paranoid w/ symbols if 1one's faith isn't strong. #
Therefore, it can also be concluded, that: Football which is related to CROSS/DEVIL (Symbol) = Cannot PLAY that Football (Action). #
Mathematically, consider d equations CROSS/DEVIL (Symbol) = Cannot WEAR Jersey (Action), Alcohol Logo (Symbol) = Cannot WEAR Jersey (Action) #
Cos if u analyze whr all this is coming from, Muslims r forbidden from an "action" if it's related to a "symbol of heresy". #
If Muslims "advised" not support football clubs related w symbols of heresy n alcohol, they shld also b "advised" not to play football too. #
Fanatics. Period. RT @pummkin: It's their perception of faith. Not the perception of d wearer. #
I got very MAD reading this piece of news. Wearing MU jersey = Worshiping Satan???! Oh F*ck Off… http://yhoo.it/cPDb84 #

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RT @redsheep: Once a liar, always a liar. I should wake up. #
He's been quiet… RT @jessicarabbit5 Will contact @JustinAWg. He's the only one I know ) #
@jessicarabbit5 sure mum! September is on the horizon :-p who else is there in KK? we shld org a tweetup! in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
Good Morning Ladies n Gentlemen. It's a short but sweet trip back home. Back in d woods for work n goin kukup tonite! Have a great weekend! #
@jessicarabbit5 morning mum, just wanna thank u so much for ur help in the hotel bookings. Appreciate it lots! Muaks! #
Lack of confidence, in both BN n PR states. RT @wongholeng: FDIs to our country last yr fall by 81%! Is that bcos of lack of confidence? #
@pummkin good work by these ppl fir ths turtles. Turtles r my fav sea creatures n can't help feelin sorry 4 em. @RayBeckerman @mireyamayor #
@jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @lightyoruichi @walski69 @norm_noordin @SamZzNg @Ibnuharis morning! Back in jungle! #
Good night Great People. #
Talk abt #thosewerethedays RT @nikicheong: Just caught up with friends from primary school. How do we still talk about childhood #
I get liberated at times RT @hueyjuen aren't you stuck in the jungle? #
Great. Got another kaki d RT @hueyjuen yes I'm back. for good this time. #
#thosewerethedays my very first PC was what they used to call the "clonal" ones. It was a 386DX w 8MB RAM n 100MB Hard Disk space. #
RT @bluetoad60: #FF @limmengkeong @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @AdrianNCF @walski69 @qalis148 @Ibnuharis @lightyoruichi @SamZzNg @unclebotak #
With Liverpool's new sponsor being Standard Chartered Bank now, their slogan will be changed to "You'll Walk Alone, For Good." #
Spore too RT @matkeri Japanese now outsourcing themself! By working in Thailand, Indon, M'sia as call center for Japanese company in Japan! #
Lol! RT @Aisehman: Aku rasa JAKIM patut suruh jersey distributors dapatkan certificate halal gak supaya umat Islam dapat guna tanpa was2 #
#Acronym of the Day : WINE – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract #
#Acronym of the Day : BEER – Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter #
#Acronym of the Day : WORK – Weekly Overload Recreational Killer #
@crispinsoo use your phone in reply to crispinsoo #
Did tat last night. RT @5tevenw: TWITTER ADDICT: You wake up at 3am to go to the bathroom and stop to check Twitter on the way back to bed. #
By 2050, icebergs in d northpole will all be melted, n sea levels will increase by 7 meters. For every 1 meter, 150m ppl will be displaced. #
We shld do a census on twtshpere to ascertain RT @jasonmumbles I know a few bloggers who are hainanese @thatjames @CKGord @anthraxxxx #
@CKGord like asking "Lu main mana punya?" haha. @anthraxxxx #
Contrary to wat ive read this morn, im starting to believe hailam ppl make up >4% of cainis RT @anthraxxxx: @CKGord lu also hainam @eelnerak #
Karen lee, u hailam also meh? RT @eelnerak I'm a part of the minority too #
If i can predict my angin, then im not a hainanese RT @CKGord: When u 'angin' coming? kekekeke. Short tempered is our "traitmark" #
I know. Wa lang bo tai bonkang. RT @anthraxxxx i don't speak but doesn;t mean I don't understand #
Lang bo ti lang, gui bo ti gui! RT @CKGord: Lu ada angin? RT @anthraxxxx Saya orang Hainam bukan Hainam because I can't speak the dialect. #
Hope its not ke-20. RT @anthraxxxx: Rancangan Malaysia ke-10 RT @NajibRazak touched that some Penans walked for 2 days to attend my function #
U back in Mlk d? RT @hueyjuen: off to see my babynephew and sister in law! #
LOL! RT @NatAsasi: Mr. Bean isn't my hero for nothing How to keep generating kentuts? O_o RT @ahpooki: #thosewerethedays #
How to keep generating kentuts? O_o RT @ahpooki: @NatAsasi #thosewerethedays when me & my frens used to throw kentuts at each other.. #
Short tempered is our "traitmark" RT @CKGord: Hainanese always got angin. Fast changes. RT @YouTiup izzit rue that hainanese got angin? #
If not because of my ancestors, u guys won't have Chicken Rice Balls, Hainan Kopi, Half Boiled Eggs n Roti Bakar :-p #lcly #ChineseFacts #
I'm proud to be of Chinese heritage. And proud to be Hainanese too. #ChineseFacts #
#ChineseFacts Sir Julius Chan, half PNG n half Chinese, was twice the Prime Minister of Papua New Guinea from 80-82 n 94-97. #
Where the hell is that? RT @anthraxxxx don't forget Lan Fang Republic #
#ChineseFacts Singapore is d only other country in d world, outside China n Taiwan, majority populated n controlled by d Chinese. #
#ChineseFacts Batavia, now Jakarta, was also known as the Chinese City, in the days of the Dutch East India Company. #
Dun make me blow my Hainan Wind ah… :-p RT @ahpooki: @NatAsasi ai pia cia e yia..hehehehe..but hokkien song sounds terrible.. #
#ChineseFacts In case u didnt know, This "Uncrowned King of Sarawak" is also the founder of the United Overseas Bank in S'pore. #
#ChineseFacts Wee Kheng Chiang 1890-1978, a Sarawak bizman, was so influential tat Lady Sylvia Brooke called him "Uncrowned King of Sarawak" #
#ChineseFacts Singapore was asked to leave Msia in 1965; a result of an egalitarian "Malaysian Malaysia" idea proposed by LKY. #
#ChineseFacts MCA had played a key role in shaping Msian economy in '57-'69 period. Tan Siew Sin was Minister of Commerce n then Finance. #
#ChineseFacts at time of independence, Chinese formed majority populations in Penang, Perak n S'ngor. Today they're only majority in Penang. #
According to this book im reading now, yes we are minorities. RT @jasonmumbles Hainanese so little meh? #
#ChineseFacts Chinese population in Msia can b divided into 5 major dialects: Hokkien 37%, Hakka 22%, Canto 19%, Teochew 12%, Hainanese 4%. #
#ChineseFacts Babas were d earliest mercantile n prof class of d Msian Chinese, instrumental in financing gambier n pepper plantations. #
#ChineseFacts Baba culture is predominantly Chinese, overlaid w Malay n British features. #
#ChineseFacts The Baba & Nyonyas are actually the progeny of intermarriage between Hokkien Males n local Females. #
#ChineseFacts Earliest recorded Chinese settlement in Malaya was a small community established in Malacca in 1400 by Hokkien traders. #
#ChineseFacts Chinese exp in Pen. Msia: Malacca Sultanate, British, Jap Occu, Decolonization n Indp, Alliance gov, n National Front gov. #
#ChineseFacts Peninsular Malaysia has d largest Chinese minority of all d countries in Southeast Asia, at abt 7 million in 2008. #
Alrighty! RT @anthraxxxx asked why did u break up w your other half, tell them "Irreconcilable differences".Works like magic #
U met an accident just now? RT @aprilyim: Early morning accidents can only tell me one thing… I need coffee!!! #
How to pronounce it? RT @so_you_know: "Niente accade per caso" used & frequently misunderstood phrase “everything happens for a reason”. #
Err… UMNO Baru Baru? RT @stephendoss: Perkasa calls 4 new Malay party if UMNO-PAS talk fails, jeng jeng jeng guess who's coming back? #
Good morning Great People. Thanks for the #FF #
#FunFact Foxconn, the manufacturer iPhones for Apple, employs 300,000ppl in Shenzhen, China. Tats 1/2 d pop of Melaka employed by 1 company. #
Morning! #FF @AdrianNCF @arystle @stephendoss @auzani @quachee @runningandrew @alphaque @altimet @zilch @kzamri @azri83 @kruel74 @acaPAWN7 #
#FF good morning ppl @arystle @stephendoss @auzani @quachee @runningandrew @alphaque @altimet @zilch @kzamri @azri83 @kruel74 @acaPAWN7 #
@jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @lightyoruichi @SamZzNg #FF Good Morning from Melaka! #
Good night great people. #
#thosewerethedays He then cut one teeth of that wild boar n gave it to me, saying it will protect me from ghosts. #
#thosewerethedays Followed him for wild boar hunting once, n got huge one. Couldn't rmb how heavy it was, but its testes' as big as my palm. #
#thosewerethedays There was a Jaga who'll come at nite to guard our home in d estate, n will sleep in dad's car. No electricity after 12am. #
#thosewerethedays Every sch hols, we would go stay with dad in the plantation in Keratong, Pahang, 30mins away from Segamat. #
Lol! I saw tat before! RT @shakirameer: 8 fellas in one kancil #thosewerethedays #
#thosewerethedays The Hare n d Tortoise was d 1st story I told in my 1st english story telling competition, with which I won 1st prize. #
#thosewerethedays I represented my school for Syarahan competition during primary. "Muhibah n Perpaduan" was d most common phrase in d text. #
U notti boy!!! RT @shakirameer remember EP theres this bistro selling bali hai?? and remember texas 5 fags? #thosewerethedays #
#thosewerethedays One of d most precious rewards fr dad was a holiday trip to Beijing in Std 6 after UPSR. It was my 1st time flying. #
And 7 seas, and Thai song too RT @shakirameer cheap beer frm seng fatt #thosewerethedays #
#thosewerethedays my 1st clubbing experience was in a place called Intro in Mlk Raya. It is now the Office Bar. #
#thosewerethedays there's an Uncle w mustache always driving a Nissan Sunny n wearing a journalist vest, selling music tapes wherever we go. #
#thosewerethedays a bowl of soup noodles in my primary sch canteen was 50cents, n if u wanna upgrade, ask 4 d "teacher's noodles" 4 RM1.20. #
#thosewerethedays wish I could see these leatherback turtles again when I go diving, but to no avail. Missed those creatures. #
#thosewerethedays The 1st live turtle I'd seen was a Leatherback turtle in Rantau Abang. I was only 5 then. Cousin Kok Hong freaked out. #
#thosewerethedays mum's ancestral home is by d beach in Kuala Sg Baru, n we used to go to d beach to look for Kupangs by doing d "twist". #
Yes. We set a new standard in prom nites RT @shakirameer that prom was like a benchmark n trinite fellas followed #thosewerethedays #
N did u go botak after tat? RT @shakirameer i joined tennis club so that i can have long hair like andre aggasi's lol #thosewerethedays #
#thosewerethedays …n it was d first prom w celebrities invited to perform, namely Reshmonu, Rudy Hitz.fm, Disagree, n Msian Idol Vick. #
#thosewerethedays …which I've been to n impressed with. It was d largest prom ever in MMU at tat time with 85 tables in EQ Melaka…(cont) #
#thosewerethedays …I named d theme "Impressions" after a show in Guilin, China called 印象刘三姐, directed by Zhang Yimou… (cont) #
#thosewerethedays MMU Basketball Club was d 1st sports club ever to organize a prom nite together w SPARC n Tourism Club… (cont) #
#thosewerethedays Yang Yang was the reason why I played badminton. #
#thosewerethedays My mother was the reason why I play the piano. #
#thosewerethedays Thomas Gump was the reason why I played Ping Pong. #
#thosewerethedays Michael Chang was the reason why I played tennis. Then there was Pete Sampras. #
#thosewerethedays Michael Jordan was the reason why I played basketball after watching a Chicago Bulls vs Lakers game in Standard 6. #
That's right. I also have a full collection of em. I also have d NBA ones @SamZzNg @shakirameer #
Me too. Its been 2 decades already! Gosh! RT @shakirameer dei…ur stories senti #thosewerethedays #
#thosewerethedays I was so into Aaron Kwok, I followed his hairstyle n replicated his 对你爱爱爱不完 dancemoves wherever I went. #
#thosewerethedays Chun Wei was our top student in primary. 1st place in d class from standard 1-6. Unbeatable :-s #
#thosewerethedays Thomas Wee's d most famous Add Maths teacher. Lim Siong Gao d most famous Mandarin teacher. Genga d most famous BM teacher #
Wtf?! U must b damn rich wei. RT @shakirameer sold a rare dragonball z card for RM150 when i got it frm this shop in alor setar for 40sen #
#thosewerethedays One of my fav cousins was Ley Chuan. Nice chap. Left in a motorbike accident in Bkt Baru. I still have his bowling ball. #
Miss em too! RT @SamZzNg i lurve it especially that queuing up for public phone & call gf. these days those usable payphone is a rare scene. #
#thosewerethedays as a kid I was scared of my grandfather (mum side) cos he had no teeth. I'd scream n rum away. How I wished we're closer. #
#thosewerethedays Used to b crazy in sports. Sat morn play bball in tmn kerjasama, noon go badminton, eve go bball again. Sun morn tennis. #
#thosewerethedays …transfered w immediate effect d next day. @cmlimguaneng asked my fren 2 give press con but he refused in d end. #
#thosewerethedays …at his wife's legal firm in Mlk Raya n played d recording to him. He called d Sergeant all 2 of d cops were… (cont) #
#thosewerethedays …w d whole demanding of bribes recorded. Next day we went to @cmlimguaneng who was just released fr prison… (cont) #
#thosewerethedays …us for help. Choon, Kar Boon n I went d scene n secretly recorded conversation w d cops using hand phone… (cont) #
#thosewerethedays A fren got caught in Air Keroh by cops 4 paktoh-ing at a park. Demanded bribes. Fren didn't have cash n called… (cont) #
Haha im sure everybody else's too. RT @SamZzNg wow, still on a #thosewerethedays streak ey. haha ur history is very interesting leh =D #
#thosewerethedays Mr. Sasidharan was my PE teacher. A good one. But I couldn't help remembering him as Mr. Sarsaparilla, a soft drink. #
#thosewerethedays we're fans of The Rock, n purposely ask our frens their name n b4 they answer we shout "IT DOESN'T MATTER WAT UR NAME IS!" #
@crispinsoo where in Singapore? in reply to crispinsoo #
How was he? RT @anthraxxxx Chin Kiao was my discipline teacher #
#thosewerethedays my 1st car accident took place in Senawang, Negeri 9, on the North South Highway. An Iswara hit my car from the back. #
#thosewerethedays There were 3 principals in d 5 year period I was in St. Davids High. 1 of them was by the name of CHIN KIAO. Chin Tiao. #
@alithelady Yeah boring. So I'm driving back to mlk now. Reach home I will think again those memories #
A very disappointing evening. #
Same here. The green n white one. Usually we go bowling together. RT @anthraxxxx: #thosewerethedays took Town Bus dating kat Mahkota Parade. #
@andysaedah yes, I used to have a pencil box with that brand @n_izzah #
Not surprising. Best friends think alike
RT @anthraxxxx hey, we used the same tactic :p #
Okay, enough reminiscence for the day. I'm supposed to be working half day n here I am still tweeting in the office. Bye for now #
#thosewerethedays Used to ponteng school to go to the Library in Bkt Baru to check out d chics, on d pretext of studying for SPM. #
#thosewerethedays A tanned girl staying opp my Bball coach's house in Tmn Kerjasama used 2 catch my attn. She later bcame my gf, then ex. #
U also pakai those shirts??? O_o RT @n_izzah #thosewerethedays In secondary, a No Fear shirt w/o seams@ d side is considered Original #
#thosewerethedays A classmate named Geron used 2 lend me a PC Game called "Seymore Butts". Played in front of mum and got slapped. #
QQ? RT @Nicheuji: You guys noticed that with each passing day @vanessagan's tweets are getting more and more QQ? #
#thosewerethedays The hottest game console those days was Micro Genius. Then came Nintendo, then Sega Saturn, then PS changed everything. #
#thosewerethedays Another fashion statement among boys n girls too, was to tug in our T-Shirts only in front n let d rest cover our arses. #
#thosewerethedays At 1 time, d hottest fashion among us boys was 2 have a chain (d longer d better) from our wallet 2 d front of our pants. #
Haha oh yes! That's one of the shops I used to go to! RT @bugbitesandco u bought in mahkota parade? Ruffey perhaps? #
#thosewerethedays We wld use liquid paper 2 write d name of d girl we liked, all ovr R desk in sch. Then scrape it off whn target changed #
#thosewerethedays Those days, almost all the prints on these Billabong, etc. shirts were d same, small print in front, big print at d back. #
#thosewerethedays In secondary, a No Fear, Quiksilver, Billabong, n Rip Curl shirt w/o seams @ d side is considered Original. Got Standard. #
Haha it's still around right? RT @superredpatek What ever happened to that brand eh? #
#thosewerethedays 1st pair of "branded" shoes was Reebok w/ the Pump feature. Everybody wanted a pair of Reeboks at tat time. #
No joke. Took me 5 hours to get there with my LeRun bike. RT @bugbitesandco tanjung kling – bkt beruuang : that was far!!! #
#thosewerethedays 1st "branded" apparel was No Fear T-shirt I pestered mum 2 buy 4 RM69. Wanted it becos my frens have it 2. Peer Pressure. #
MHS were no match for us in St. Davids RT @anthraxxxx i thought SFI's bitter enemy has always been MHS :p #
#thosewerethedays I also used to cycle to Tanjung Kling from Bkt Beruang for a BBQ party among my primary mates at Tanjung Motel. #
#thosewerethedays During Form 1, I used to cycle from Bkt Beruang to Semabok every Wednesday for Miss Chua Piano Lessons. #
#thosewerethedays I used to go to secondary school by means of Roller Blades. A 5km journey from Bkt Beruang to Bkt Baru. #
#thosewerethedays Mum used to tapao 10 chicken rice balls from d Duck Mee shop in Bkt Bruang to bring to sch. I finish it on the way to sch. #
#thosewerethedays Used to wear my shorts within my school long pants for PE, n my pants will bulge up in d hip n thigh areas like Napolean. #
#thosewerethedays Generally us boys from St. David's are enemies with St. Francis Xaviers. Y? Becos of d girls from Infant Jesus Convent. #
#thosewerethedays There used to be a disciplinary teacher in my highschool by the name of HO KAM PUI. #
#thosewerethedays Every CNY/Raya, during Monday assembly in St Davids, some bugger will let off fireworks in d toilet near d assembly point. #
#thosewerethedays Was so addicted 2 Dragon Ball Z in primary, I had a FULL collection of their comics. Rented them 2 frens 4 50 cents/week. #
Some makes my eyes watery… RT @jessicarabbit5 @anthraxxxx reading ur memories and im smiling…… good stuff! ) #
#thosewerethedays There was an uncle selling Lime Juice & ABC just near St. David's High, my alma mater. I would go there everyday aft sch. #
Naked themed parties. RT @Xiaxue: Wtf monster themed party is so hard!! Any (easy) suggestions?!! #
#thosewerethedays We used to guard our Dragon Ball Z card collections more serious than our own Balls. We would even die for them. #
#thosewerethedays Another game we used to play is to blow ice cream sticks. If mine overlaps urs, then ur ice cream stick is mine. #
#thosewerethedays The most common game among boys in primary was – catching (grabbing, pulling n sumtimes kicking) each other's kukuciao. #
Today I work half day. Tomorrow off RT @ngcasper: @jonathanfun yo, not working?? thinking of those were the days good memories? #
#thosewerethedays We used to buy Choc Milk in primary sch supplied by Gov. A fren named Bong Siew Eng once accused me of stealing her milk. #
#thosewerethedays I used to be afraid to use the jamban squating down fearing I might fall into it. So I passed motion, standing above it. #
#thosewerethedays Watched my 1st porn movie in Form 1. Our gang of friends relabeled those porn tapes as Power Ranger 6, 7, 8, etc. #
#thosewerethedays There was a Goreng Pisang stall just opposite Petronas in Bukit Beruang. I like their Pisang Tanduk. Best in d World! #
#thosewerethedays My primary classmate Ng Mayyi's parents own a confectionery in Bkt Beruang. I'd cycle there to buy their Tau Sah Pia. #
#thosewerethedays I would play Gasing, Guli and Congkak w my Malay neighbours nxt to mum's ancestral home in d Kampung. No racial barriers. #
#thosewerethedays Whenever I go back to my Kampung, my late grandma wld make me a glass of Glucolin. She said the drink was named after me. #
#thosewerethedays I'd cycle to Bank Simpanan Nasional in Bkt Beruang every Friday after primary school to deposit RM5 into my savings acc. #
#thosewerethedays Thursdays were my fav cos I could attend Mr. Lim's chinese tuition at nite in Bkt Cina, n watch my 1st crush for 2 hours. #
#thosewerethedays Was prefect in secondary sch. Liquid papers r banned. Caught a student hiding his in his spender. Gave it to my headboy #
Yes I am RT @crispinsoo: I take it you're Hainanese then? @jonathanfun Must be that Hainanese wind blowing again. #
#thosewerethedays My Malay neighbour in kampung wld come ovr 2 our ancestral home. We eat Pork while they eat Ulam on d same table. No Prob! #
#thosewerethedays A girl named Deborah Yong used to cycle past my house everyday, n I'd shout at her "AH POHH!" n she will reply "AH PEKK!" #
#thosewerethedays I was headboy in primary sch. 1 day it rained, n I went out of school to direct traffic flow with Ricky. We got canned. #
#thosewerethedays I still rmb how my peers n me used 2 take turns 2 hog ard public tel 2 make calls 2 R crushes. Now we have handphones. #
#thosewerethedays We used 2 write luv letters on Fragrant papers & envelopes w printed patterns (light green or pink). Now we have email. #
So if you guys, like me, are also in the mood of reminiscing of your younger (and mischievous) days, direct ur tweets to #thosewerethedays #
But anyway, since that Hainan wind is blowing, might as well just enjoy the moment. With that I'm starting a new hashtag : #thosewerethedays #
Suddenly I'm in the mood for reminiscing my childhood days. Gosh. Must be that Hainanese wind blowing again. #
So MACC's saying tat d media shld protect our country's image. It's like saying Trash Cans shld protect our Garbages. No need to dispose la? #
Every Thursday is a day that reminds me of the end (and coming) of another week. #
At least u got card. I had to go pasar malam to exchange 20 cent coins. RT @anthraxxxx dunno how many phone cards I bought #
Haha! Then came the wireless house phone, n mum started eavesdropping at my room door every night @anthraxxxx in reply to anthraxxxx #
I made mine myself by mixing colored A4 paper RT @anthraxxxx my book is the "lockable" type. #
Morning Mr. Blowjob whats blowing today? RT @YouTiup good morning, bro. #
I still remember how my peers n me used to take turns to hog ard public telephones to make calls to our crushes. Now we have handphones. #
Morning darl! @arystle @runningandrew @missyblurkit @amelialing911 @marc_ky @wackybecky @vin_ann @quachee @crispinsoo @ericyong77 @bboyrice #
Yes it is. Those were the days RT @jennifercheah I still have those books with me till today! memorable and meaningful @anthraxxxx #
I fed mine to the termites RT @anthraxxxx mine is collecting dust. #
And became a fortunist? RT @Nicheuji: I was an optimist until I started reading fortune cookie messages. #
Kale vannakam! @tashny @bumilangit @akil_y @YouTiup @Aisehman @spinzer @thealia @bethsamuel @MelissaLoovi @liy @carolynfoo @Moxy_Tod #
Not very long ago, we used 2 find out ppl's bdays by browsing autograph books we asked our peers 2 sign b4 graduation. Now, we use Facebook. #
@jessicarabbit5 morning hawt mama #
Morning great ppl! @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @wlaski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @lightyoruichi #
Where there is attachment, there is suffering. Where there is awareness, there is understanding. Where there is Trust, there is bliss. #TDL #
Another classic RT @TheLoveStories: It's better to lose your pride to the one you love, than to lose the one you love because of pride. #TLS #
@anthraxxxx yes. That's a good thing. He is a very charismatic actor. @missyblurkit #
Come jalan2 in kluang. RT @missyblurkit @runningandrew what should we do to @amelialing911 on 22nd september? #
Classic. RT @Flipbooks: "I haven't failed. I've identified 10,000 ways this doesn't work" ~Thomas Edison #quote #
RT @Flipbooks: "I haven't failed. I've identified 10,000 ways this doesn't work" ~Thomas Edison #quote #
I like him in the last samurai. RT @anthraxxxx: Ken "What A Nabeh" is getting many good supporting roles nowadays. #
Yeah u? RT @amelialing911 wrong le.. Hehehe.. So u is on 14 sep? @missyblurkit @runningandrew #
Assuming that your bday is 911 RT @amelialing911 u knw mine is when meh? @missyblurkit @runningandrew #
Its 3 days after yours, actually RT @amelialing911 eh! How u knw is 3days be4?? @missyblurkit @runningandrew #
@missyblurkit guess what, my bday is also in sept 3 days away from amelia's @runningandrew @amelialing911 #
Pahang. RT @KevCKW: Mana raub? RT @melvinjunius Today went to Raub… Saw a lot of durians but didn't buy any… #
BS. Economy Beehoon here in Kg Gajah Kluang already costs RM3.5 w/o drinks. @NatAsasi @anthraxxxx: Gamen says RM 5.80 buy 3 meals. #
Having Inferiority Complex is also a cause of having Superiority Complex. #
@jasonmumbles why you bought em from the robbers n now selling back to the owners is it. Haha. #
U must b either very good looking, very rich, or very kuailan. RT @anthraxxxx 2nd phase but that's already more than 3 women to me #
@amelialing911 you nyonya too? Hey which part? Me from bear hill! @missyblurkit #
In a man's lifetime, he will have 3 women – One that he loves; one that loves him; and one that he marries. All 3 are different women. #
@missyblurkit you are making me hungry already. Haha. in reply to missyblurkit #
The hilly driving range u familiar with it? RT @missyblurkit golfy at the hilly course? #
And with this tweet, I'm calling it a day at work. It's Golfy time! #
Dun need moolah. Got BF or Plastic can d. RT @alicia_lala: I need some moolah to shop here #starhill http://tweetphoto.com/33992526 #
North Korea? I'm lost. RT @anthraxxxx: @jessicarabbit5 i was referring to the North Korea thing. not Mr Fun's mysterious phone call #
Later. I'm going to KCC range. Anyone like to join me? #
Mr. Low Taek Jho. RT @cloco: @anthraxxxx @jonathanfun who who?? #
Will tell you more when we speak, mummy. RT @jessicarabbit5 No clear answers? Then perhaps, time to move on….. #
Call me! We shall go for BKT, Coffee, and Steam boat. Haha. RT @missyblurkit will return to kluang quite soon with parents for a visit. #
Bossing your SON around, to be exact RT @jessicarabbit5 Ur giving me too much power….I so loooove bossing the guys arnd ))))))) #
@jessicarabbit5 Oh yes I did. And now it's back to square one :-S @anthraxxxx in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
Oh you looked from the back. Should look from the front. RT @anthraxxxx i just looked at one angle and I gave up :p #
Mummy decides. Son follows RT @jessicarabbit5 I'll get on it, Jon and let u know tmrw. Beverly Hotel, it is ))) #
Then u haven't looked at ALL the angles RT @anthraxxxx I have looked at them in many angles and I still don't find them attractive :p #
Hahaha. Depends on which angle you are looking at, my friend. RT @anthraxxxx I don't find these two girls attractive :p #
Paris or Lindsay, Wrong type of girl??? RT @anthraxxxx hahhahahaha doesn't work for me, bro. I will be attracting the wrong kind of girl :p #
How in the world can a 28 year old Msian afford to rent a condo in NYC for RM340,000.00/month and have Craig David n P.Diddy as neighbors? #
Pretend to be the rich rich guy. Like Mr. Low. RT @anthraxxxx like what? pretend to be the shy shy guy? :p #
Okay I'm starting a small craiglist page on my blog. Anyone want to Swap a DJ headphone with me? http://bit.ly/d0lV6y #
Got lah. The last time i went there I got watermelon. RT @jerinelay no… ribena is only ribena with lychee. no watermelon inside #
@NatAsasi Damn you can write fast @samzzng @mikecampton @Aisehman in reply to NatAsasi #
Doesn't work for me though. We must break out from the conventional ways and try a new tactic! RT @anthraxxxx something like that #
The "Sei Qin Lan Da" tactic? RT @anthraxxxx but most of my friends who got their girl is via mukatembokness :p #
Great to visit for 1 or 2 days i guess Come lah. RT @missyblurkit i miss kluang. @amelialing911 kluang is a great place to visit! #
@anthraxxxx Me too. No wonder we are still single. Hahahaha. in reply to anthraxxxx #
Okay lah. We twtup when I'm in KL. RT @amelialing911 no thanks pertol+toll also will kill me #
2.5 hours Not tat far actually. RT @amelialing911 wah lau so far.. Crazy drive alone there all the way.. #
We can be best friends in this aspect. Again RT @anthraxxxx the latter :p #
Then she should bring Jenna Jameson RT @laychkoh: Just skewed concepts of 'international recognition'? @bongkersz #
@jerinelay Ribena blended also got watermelon and mata kuching also right. in reply to jerinelay #
@NatAsasi All I know is tat he graduated from Wharton Uni. Consultant to a few public companies. Now bank Director. @SamZzNg @mikecampton in reply to NatAsasi #
@jessicarabbit5 Hahaha. Okay mum. I'm Flying in 25th. Flying out 29th in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
Yes. Kluang. The land of the Train Station Coffee RT @missyblurkit kluang? #
The Drunken part or the In Love part? Hahaha. RT @anthraxxxx: @Flipbooks no wonder i was very obvious :p #
From KL, drive south towards JB on the NS Highway. Exit Ayer Hitam toll. Turn right. You have reached Kluang RT @amelialing911 how to go?? #
@SamZzNg anyone knows who this flashy 28 year old low taek jho is? I read Tat he rents a RM340k a month condo in NYC. @mikecampton #
Y deniro going to bring FDI to Msia? :-/ RT @bongkersz speechless RT @laychkoh: Robert De Niro & Rosmah http://bit.ly/93eybv #
@jessicarabbit5 mum any news about good hotel deals in kk this sep? #
I see. I miss their ribena blended. RT @jerinelay im not sure though. havent been to the one in aman suria #
Good reason to come to kluang for visit! RT @amelialing911 I'm jobless now.. #
You dont need to work? Im in kluang ler. RT @amelialing911 some where in pj kua.. #
RT @syahredzan: 'perpecahan' Melayu harus diraikan! Melayu semakin demokratik, semakin matang, semakin boleh berfikir dengan sendiri. #
@jerinelay are the tables still 15 shoplots long? @yyvonn @kukujiao #
Where to meet? RT @amelialing911: Who is free now?? Wanna meet up?? I'm dam free lo.. #
Gentlemen. Ladies. How do you do? @teongtatt @jessicarabbit5 @SamZzNg @walski69 @Ibnuharis @kavilan @AdrianNCF @norm_noordin @lightyoruichi #
Good Morning All #
Thats an eye opener. RT @stoner_stuff: Marijuana contains far less calories than beer #
@kennywong now confirm can d bro in reply to kennywong #
So now you know hows things with you recently? Everything good? RT @n_izzah methinks so! Still, ask ask hahahha #
Now you can RT @kennywong you're welcome; sori couldn't DM u back as u r not following me…cheers! #
Not yet but my colleagues have n i dun intend to kena also RT @jennifercheah hehehehehe……. you mean u always kena taruh from him? #
Ooooh Saaaah. Ooooh Saaaah. @SamZzNg @walski69 @jessicarabbit5 @Ibnuharis @kavilan @AdrianNCF @norm_noordin @teongtatt @lightyoruichi #
Thx! Fun if I never kena taruh from him RT @jennifercheah Looks like it is going to be a fun n interesting day for you! #
Oil Palm Plantations. Ur grandfather's close friend n ex colleague Ring any bells? RT @n_izzah how he made his riches ;p #
One of the Richest Man in Malaysia might be visiting today. Can see everyone in this operating unit look tensed. Very tensed. #
Morning Bung! RT @bongkersz: Good morning, you! #
Yes you're right. Cannot stand people who only provide lip service and no actions. RT @thegentlesnail talk is cheap #
@jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @lightyoruichi @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @SamZzNg Morning!!! in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
After all is said and done, there is usually more said than done. #
Good night great people. #
@ahpooki We would be better than singapore for sure in reply to ahpooki #
Not funny at all. Dun tok shit! Dun tok shit! I repeat 3rd time dun tok shit! RT @anthraxxxx @ahpooki it's funny when they claim Liberal. #
To me this Perkasa bugger's deliberately telling us, minority races will obligatorily have to rear d Malays. @shakirameer @staronline #
@ahpooki another Malay supremacy fanatic's antic. Our country can never progress with ppl like him around. in reply to ahpooki #
Better check whethee u're banned fr exiting d country! RT @shakirameer @staronline Which reminds me. Havent sorted ptptn yet lol. #
RT @TheLoveStories: "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, and the middle one’s for YOU Ib Ali!" -Funny Junk Site #TLS #
Why not??? PTPTN loan defaulters can??? RT @staronline: 'Mara loan defaulters cannot be banned from foreign travel' http://bit.ly/dnQcnz #
@crispinsoo Nolah. It's those biscuits olden day parents used to pacify their kids with. Reminds me of my childhood days… in reply to crispinsoo #
Oh I just LOVE Marie biscuits! Yummy! #
Make I dunno. But Eat I know RT @ahpooki eh..u hainanese..can make chicken rice ah? #
@orangasle I'll DM you mine, n you share with me also k? in reply to orangasle #
In any moment of decision d best thing u can do is d right thing, d next best thing is d wrong thing, n d worst thing u can do is nothing. #
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. #
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be overcome first. #
What our country deserves from everyone who enjoys its fruits and freedoms is a little more gratitude – and a lot less greed. @NajibRazak #
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war – Dr. Martin Luther King @n_izzah @elizabethwong @hannahyeoh #
The Taj Mahal was built by a ruthless but incredibly rich Mugal Emperor, Shah Jehan, for his wife. Both are now dead. #
It all depends on whether you have things, or they have you. #
Hainanese wind blowing strong today RT @ahpooki why so philosophical today???????? or you giving sermon ah?? #
The best things in life aren't things. #
If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy. #
A straight one of course. More cost saving RT @YouTiup: even a crooked bridge? He that would be a leader must be a bridge. @Khairykj #
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled – Matthew 5:6 @n_izzah #
If you want peace, you must work for justice – Pope Paul VI @Khairykj #
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere – Martin Luther King @JonsonChong #
He that would be a leader must be a bridge. @Khairykj #
The test we must set for ourselves is not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us @Khairykj @cmlimguaneng #
Let your light shine before men, that they may see your good deeds and praise your Father in heaven. @NajibRazak #
The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but reveal to them their own. @Khairykj #
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. @Khairykj #
The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. @Khairykj #
Let's not just transform those in need, we can also find ways to help transform those in power. @Khairykj #
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. But no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. #
A reasonable man adapts himself to d world. An unreasonable man adapts d world to himself. But all progress depends upon d unreasonable man. #
You really can change the world if you care enough. #
Example sheds a genial ray which men are apt to borrow, so first improve yourself today, and then your friends tomorrow. #
Everyone's life is an object lesson to others. #
Each time sum1 stands up 4 an ideal, or acts 2 improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a ripple of hope. #
Every time we open our mouths, men look into our minds. #
@lovelydhia03 I'm from Melaka, Malaysia. in reply to lovelydhia03 #
Check this video out — This is Call Singapore 这就是新加玻! Hilarious! Made in conjunction of the WC n Flood! http://youtu.be/NXWnU9MYt5o #
@lovelydhia03 I miss lembeh very very much. in reply to lovelydhia03 #
Exactly my point. It's ironic. Even in vices, we still lose out! RT @LeoChimaera: Y many foreign skills r better than our local's ah? #
Funny how other countries always do better than us, even in vice activities. How are we to survive in this globalized world lah? #
Our local theft syndicates will not be pleased to know that they now have competitors from South America, who seemed to do better than them. #
@amelialing911 @arystle @shamsulkoka @crispinsoo @shingying @missyblurkit @UncleBotak @jennifercheah @PaulOcto @amuse_geule Monday Blues! in reply to amelialing911 #
@IbnuHaris @kwangchen @walski69 @jessicascabit5 @qalis148 @norm_noordin @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @lightyoruichi Morning! in reply to IbnuHaris #
@desertlioness @CalmTheDragon @idaremyidea @ShebaJo @dwbjr69 @urbanjag @Sonnymalek @zeninspired @TwangyTexan Morning! in reply to desertlioness #
@KevCKW Any new kang tao this morning? in reply to KevCKW #
@judicious_wife @pickyin How are you guys today? in reply to judicious_wife #
@qalis148 @norm_noordin @IbnuHaris @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @lightyoruichi @walski69 Morning Great Tweeples! in reply to qalis148 #
@danielngsh Haha it's the first day of the week. Definitely busy. For me it's my 3rd day of the week Body aching all over. Getting old. in reply to danielngsh #
@orangasle How are you this morning? in reply to orangasle #
@danielngsh How have you been bro? in reply to danielngsh #
Wow. U're saying u wont spend ur dad's money too? :-p RT @tperfectionista lol i wont use guy's money. can't bring myself to do that #
You are from Manado??? RT @lovelydhia03: SELAMAT PAGI MANADO. . . #
RT @desertlioness: RT @paulvharris: The difference between a successful person and others is rather a lack in will -Vince Lombardi #
Good Morning great tweeples! #
Good night lovely people. #
Then ur hunch is wrong. U think too much RT @candysabella its RM130.98 with unbilled amout of RM3.98.hehehehe #
I noticed tat too RT @pummkin: I think @TunTanChengLock has a heart to defend those he feels for & becomes a friend when the need calls 4it. #
@candysabella check your usage now and see. Sometimes u may overuse… in reply to candysabella #
Wow ur kid really looks like u. Photocopied! Nights! RT @orangasle: Goodnight. #
@candysabella I kena before. For me it's one day. Either ur credit limit is up or u have overdued bills. in reply to candysabella #
Definitely. Others will b at a losing end. RT @ladymissazira: mayB, at the cost/disfavor of others? @auzani @amuse_gueule @limmengkeong #
U need a rich BF. RT @tperfectionista: So many stuff on my list: Robocam, NERF guns, iPad, fish eye lens and flight tickets! #
U must hav received d sms from maxis. RT @candysabella: Why do I have a strong hunch that my BB line will be barred tomorrow? #
Twts abt how certain race have given in too much to d other @ladymissazira @amuse_gueule @auzani @limmengkeong whats makes a racist kat TJ? #
@auzani @amuse_gueule @ladymissazira @limmengkeong a racist is a person who cares more abt d wellbeing of his/her race discriminating others #
I have to work Every sundays infact RT @shingying you had to work today? there there *pats back* #
Muscle aching all over the body after basketball tournament. Some more had to work today RT @shingying why tiring? #
@shingying @missyblurkit @UncleBotak @crispinsoo @jennifercheah @PaulOcto @amelialing911 @amuse_geule @arystle tiring Sunday! #
Lol! RT @jerinelay: Samy Vellu said, "Kemaluan saya sangat besar" RT @CincauHangus: Biggest shame = kemaluan terbesar #
#KJretirementsuggestions from d clip on 15 Msia, I'd say @khairykj would make a good cab driver? #
#KJretirementsuggestions @khairykj can also consider organizing workshops to teach ppl how to make money thru investment banks :-p #
Kj Being Without posts n a free man, I can now invite @khairykj for scuba diving trips. #KJretirementsuggestions #
RT @orangasle @zeffri trudat RT @bongkersz @M_Jacksparrow: It's bettr 2write 4urself n hav no public, than writin 4d public n hav no self. #
@Khairykj noticed I used the word "perhaps" bro in reply to Khairykj #
#KJretirementsuggestions very passionate towards mat rempits, @khairykj may consider becoming d advisor for d Night Rider's Association. #
#KJretirementsuggestions a loving father, @khairykj can spend his time nurturing his kids from now on, refraining them from using the keris. #
#KJretirementsuggestions an oxford graduate, @khairykj can consider giving political lectures in his Alma mater. #
#KJretirementsuggestions a brilliant man in his own right, @khairykj can contribute greatly in d Bill n Melinda Gates foundation for Africa! #
#KJretirementsuggestions with d money he made from ECM Libra, n perhaps Khazanah, @khairykj can buy a yatch n sail along Selat Melaka 4life. #
Before u talk cock abt a dead person's morality, pls stand in front of d mirror n look at ur poor self.U're no better than a bastard either. #
Old McJibby had a farm,EIEIO!n all his farm will hav sum chics, EIEIO!Tok cock here,tok cock there,cock here cock there everywhere cock cock #
Omaigot. The latest Man Utd kit for season 2010/2011 SUX !!! Dun think I'll be paying for this design :-/ yucks! http://twitpic.com/26ck7e #
Just Pulling ur leg. But I'm abit surprised w ur recent decisions. Share? RT @Khairykj Your premise about me is wrong. No need to reply. #
@Khairykj an opportunist like u will have a reason for everything action one. Cmon brather, tell me, wat caused this sudden transformation? #
@Khairykj hey brather, y are u declining to defend every post u once fought for? Wat happened to d Napolean? Or u wanna be Gandhi now? #
My body is aching like mad today. Both thigh muscles are in pain. How to play in our last 3th & 4th placing game later? Jialat. #
@AdrianNCF japan girls? Oh I'm going there again baby!!! Haha! @SamZzNg @Karamaz0v #
Good morning! @PaulOcto @crispinsoo @shingying @uncleBotak @missyblurkit @arystle @amuse_gueule @jennifercheah @amelialing911 #
Any nice thaigirl pics? RT @SamZzNg: Huan ying hui lai. RT @Karamaz0v: welcome back RT @AdrianNCF: Kembali ke tanahair #
Ditto. RT @TheDailyLove: Choose short term pain that leads to long term pleasure over short term pleasure that leads to long term pain. #TDL #
@crispinsoo @shingying @uncleBotak @missyblurkit @arystle @amuse_gueule @jennifercheah @PaulOcto @amelialing911 afternoon! #
Speaking of which. Try kentut after durian. RT @stephendoss: Orang BERWAWASAN 2020 tahu masa yang terbaik untuk kentut #rahsiakentut #
@mpkotabelud Datuk this @Khairykj serious about not defending his KP post again ah? Mau try fight for VP is it? #
U forgot to mention heaven w 7 virgins too. RT @bluredfrank: Science will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into buildings. #p2 #

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jonathan — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 16:08:00 +0000

Oh c'mon Steve why are you comparing Apple with a company you greatly condemned once for their ugly keypads n styluses? #iphone4conf #
@Nicolekiss but the best remedy I tried so far is still watermelon frost. Works like magic. in reply to Nicolekiss #
Do tat if u wanna Die faster or u haven't cried 4 a long time RT @Nicolekiss rub salt help. but they are insane! it will make your tear. #
Gua pigi Tido. Bagus Malam semua. #
Politicians shld stop over-politicizing only 1 political sacrificial lamb n look upon d so many others who suffered d same fate @JonsonChong in reply to JonsonChong #
U speak from experience RT @ParisHilton successful person take note of mistakes, learn & move ahead. Dwelling in the past waste of time. #
@weekasiongmp you are one heck of a busy man, YAB Wee. in reply to weekasiongmp #
Well said. RT @jerinelay: Amen! RT @dilaariff: sometimes, the person you miss the most is the person that you shouldn't miss at all #
RT @jerinelay but then… U love the world so much u didn't want to screw it up n so u didn't become a politician. Thank God for that! #
U get a wife n she can't produce. N ur introducer gives u a condom. Will it satisfy ur urge to hav children? #iphone4conf #
C RT @CKGord: Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti 'Do' = C D E F G A B ' ? ' … What's the last 'Do'? http://4ms.me/aFA1zO #
@jerinelay use watermelon frost dear. in reply to jerinelay #
Dun like d rubber, give d wife back. RT @cnnbrk: Jobs says ppl who aren't happy with the free case can bring iPhone 4 for a full refund. #
Apple is giving away free rubber for fucking up. Hmm. RT @liewcf: those who get iPhone 4 unofficially won't get free case tho. #iphone4conf #
Listerine is painful enuf; i dun wanna commit suicide. Haha RT @jerinelay try putting oral aid. you;ll cry #
@limkitsiang YB, wat abt so many others, known n unknown, who hav been sacrificed 4 d greed/corruption of man? Eg: Altantuya? @skaizer23 #
I'm having 3 now. Bottom lip, right cheek n gum on left. Not brushing tonite. Guggling listerine! RT @jerinelay: @Nicolekiss urs double! #
Alright this is not how a great company handles problems. RT @liewcf: PR 101: Downplay the problem, check! #
Tired like hell  #
RT @Flipbooks: “Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have” ~Unknown #quote #
Siapa tu? RT @shakirameer: Stop telling everyone your business and your plans cause not everyone is happy for you! #fb #
*jeles* RT @alicia_lala: Love is just an hours away… #
Gosh. They've been praying towards Africa all along. RT @msiakini: Indonesian Muslims told to change prayer direction http://bit.ly/bi9DTj #
Just had Durian with Frankie, Tai, Lim, Loh, Henry and Leong! http://twitpic.com/25rc9g #
Used to be 103kg RT @tashny you weigh 92kg? #
@liowtionglai YAB, just got news that your nephew has opened his eyes. This is great news! Congrats! #
I realized that I'm starting to enjoy walking long distances with my new pair of ASICS. I can't feel my 92kg load on my heels anymore! Yay! #
Q: Why are our leaders in UMNO so morally corrupted? A: Cos their slogan is "Dulu, Kini, Selamanya" #
Not was. It has been, its now, n will be. Dulu, Kini, Selamanya RT @peteteo: Everything is politically difficult if one was morally corrupt. #
Didnt know youre so senior! RT @crispinsoo: @jennifercheah I have 8 nephews and 7 nieces to call me uncle. #
Politically difficult. RT @peteteo: MACC feels remorse for TBH one year on. But how difficult is it to dig up the duty roster? #
Sorry sorry. Just woke up. Tot its morning. RT @tashny ape ni morning. already lunchtime! #
Haven't worn a running shoe this comfy bro. You shld go get a pair too! RT @julianchow looks pretty damn cool, bro! Its so sick! #
@AdrianNCF which part of thai are you at now? Bkk? @CKGord #
@tashny @jessicarabbit5 @bumilangit @amuse_gueule @YouTiup @liy @thealia @raffithng @melissaloovi good morning tweethearts! #
@jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @lightyoruichi @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @SamZzNg good morning! Just woke up! #
@topekketopekan @AsyiQinOmar @norm_noordin @ffaisalehsan @najatboden @saimayub @faartfa @liza_maz @shero_vermiz @azreen18 @famfasdiary #FF #
@jasonmumbles creating a dream and mindheist. #
Is it a full album now? I previously only managed to dl 2 songs. RT @jasonmumbles: Downloading Inception OST, by Hans Zimmer. #
@crispinsoo solar panels make your wallet emit smoke too in reply to crispinsoo #
@crispinsoo cheaper than solar panels in reply to crispinsoo #
@crispinsoo that's why we must use candles n books! in reply to crispinsoo #
#ubahgayahidup be a good citizen. Contribute 5 cent extra per liter of petroleum to allow d gov to save RM750 million for edu n health! #
#ubahgayahidup save rubber. Stop using condoms. Use plastic wraps instead. It's reusable too #
Good point! RT @crispinsoo: Besides, grass doesn't have nicotine @jonathanfun Start wrapping ur own [cigs] with A4 paper n dried grass #
#ubahgayahidup start to learn how to harvest rain water for domestic use to save on ur water bills! #
Well its a simple but complicated formula. Ez to remember! RT @CKGord: U know the chemical formula for KY? Wow, you're good. @AdrianNCF #
#ubahgayahidup Cotton is getting scarce n towels r getting more expensive. Dun use towels. Just jump around after u bathe. Can exercise! #
#ubahgayahidup Stop buying cigarettes. It's a waste of money. Start wrapping ur own with A4 paper n dried grass from ur lawn! #
As in KY? RT @CKGord: I thot Polyprophleneethyl. @AdrianNCF #
Remember to always wear PPE. Personal Protective Equipment. Eg helmet. RT @AdrianNCF 'ya I'm addicte to sex' #
And u, e Tiger Woods dream :-p im not talking about golf RT @AdrianNCF well done bro!!ur r fast realising e sakuragi dream :p #
#ubahgayahidup save electricity. Use candles for lighting n books for airing. #
Just finished our basketball tournament. Won. Another match against Ayer Hitam on Saturday 8pm. If we win we'll be thru to the finals. #
Is it good? That promoter kept saying its one of the best around. ASICS Gel-Kinsei 3. RT @julianchow that pair of kicks is damn sick! #
#ubahgayahidup ladies, be environmentally conscious. Use cloth instead of tampons/pads. It's washable! #
#ubahgayahidup Stock up Coffee powder in ur car. Nxt time when u're stopped by d cops, say "Duit Kopi Takda, Serbuk Kopi Ada"! Save money! #
#ubahgayahidup bring Anya Hindmarch "I'm not a plastic bag" bags for groceries shopping next time. Save mother earth from ugly plastic bags! #
Enjoy ur trip bro! Dun notti! @AdrianNCF @SamZzNg @walski69 @jessicarabbit5 @norm_noordin @teongtatt @kavilan @lightyoruichi @Ibnuharis #
#ubahgayahidup Why need to pay for expensive memberships or court rental fees? Play FREE Tennis at a bball court! http://twitpic.com/25hi8e #
#kiamsiap RT @skpang: Discount 50 sen #ubahgayahidup RT @alphaque Wei, penang lang still take egg to char kuey teow fler to save money #
Finally got myself a pair of shoes to replace my Kaputed one for today's match. I'm lovin it so far! http://twitpic.com/25hhdu #
Im Starting a new hashtag – #kiamsiap RT @anthraxxxx: @alphaque that's what my friend's mum did. she took her own eggs to the mamak stall #
Works for me RT @bongkersz: Not true #ubahgayahidup Cut your hair botak. That will save you at least 8 months of hair saloon expenses. #
#ubahgayahidup learn to love sambal belacan. Suitable for breakfast, lunch, high tea, dinner n supper. Save living costs! #
#ubahgayahidup RT @alphaque Wei, penang lang still take egg to char kuey teow fler to save money, wei! #
#ubahgayahidup bring your own Chinese tea leaves to your favorite bak kut teh restaurant next time. Save the tea trees! #
#ubahgayahidup Cut your hair botak. That will save you at least 8 months of hair saloon expenses. And shampoo too. #
#ubahgayahidup carilah lebih kawan2 yang kaya raya untuk keluar minum bersama sama. Tak payah bayar untuk arak. #
#ubahgayahidup bawalah air dari rumah sendiri ke kedai mamak untuk minum. Boleh jimat duit. #
#ubahgayahidup jangan komplen harga minyak naik mulai besok; pakailah kereta Perodua kancil. #
@pummkin what breed is it? in reply to pummkin #
Who's Rufus? RT @pummkin Rufus loves his bath very much! LOL! #
ROTFLMAO! RT @fahriee: Why am I not surprised? "Kuching lass missing after going off to China with an African man. http://bit.ly/aQUSuC" #
Just gave Figo a bath. He doesn't like water very much http://twitpic.com/25eyo9 #
Alright, with tat pile of paperwork done, I'm declaring myself a free man as of now till Saturday. Gonna put work aside, and SLEEP. #
Kuching lass missing after going off to China with an African man. http://bit.ly/aQUSuC #
PAS Harakah's permit has been renewed under d condition that it can only be sold in their own HQ or Offices. Press Freedom this is? #
My favorite Adidas shoe tat I wear for everything has worn out. Gotta get a new pair. If not no sports shoe to wear for tonight's match. #
Funny how certain ppl who like to bring others down r whining about being brought down by others now. One's own medicine is awful to taste. #
Good morning great ppl! @AdrianNCF @jessicarabbit5 @norm_noordin @teongtatt @kavilan @lightyoruichi @walski69 @Ibnuharis @SamZzNg #
Im going to bring my fila there next time! RT @ChowPong @TourismMalaysia: Ruby's Resort welcomes guests with pets http://bit.ly/c2YKgT #
I just finished golf RT @amuse_gueule @jessicarabbit5 @bongkersz ok are we the waltons now? exactly who is going to bed early… hehehe #
@amuse_gueule @jessicarabbit5 @bongkersz good night #
@norm_noordin night bro. in reply to norm_noordin #
Warm RT @amuse_gueule @AdrianNCF @jessicarabbit5 @anthraxxxx love our malacca (and cheras) boys… u guys may rant as much as u want. #
You missed 2 Malaccan boys ranting about their personal nonsense @amuse_gueule @AdrianNCF @jessicarabbit5 @anthraxxxx #
Okay. It's Dinner and Golf Time. Signing off folks! #
Tat explains it I guess. RT @jessicarabbit5: LOL @Sexstrology: Virgo men enjoy receiving attention from women, so much they may never marry. #
Opposite of the men? RT @audreycsm haha interesting…how about Virgo Women? #
OH NO. RT @Sexstrology: Virgo men enjoy receiving attention from women, so much they may never marry. #
Just found out from FB that it's @SamZzNg 's Bird Day today. So, brother, HAPPY BIRD BIRD DAY!!! #
Wished i was born decades earlier… RT @jessicarabbit5 Reason a man is gay is bcoz he hasnt met 'ME' @AdrianNCF @anthraxxxx #
Hey @anthraxxxx we need to do sumthing… RT @jessicarabbit5: @AdrianNCF Indeed….#Brokeback #bromance Malaccan style! @amuse_gueule #
@AdrianNCF You mean what kind of hotties? Guy hotties or girl hotties? @anthraxxxx @jessicarabbit5 @amuse_gueule in reply to AdrianNCF #
Er. I'm straight. I intend to stay that way. At least for now RT @AdrianNCF: @anthraxxxx LOL #brokeback :p @jessicarabbit5 @amuse_gueule #
LOL. Precisely. This is bro-share-the-same-shit-mance. RT @anthraxxxx @AdrianNCF this is beyond #bromance :p @jessicarabbit5 @amuse_gueule #
@kennysia That GOOD this inception movie? in reply to kennysia #
I noticed me and @anthraxxxx have a lot in common, especially in recent weeks. Spirit of 1 Melaka. @jessicarabbit5 @amuse_gueule #
Kanasai, ini Macam punya orang cannot give him too much money. All spent for nothing! Nanti Tak cukup guna pulak! @Karamaz0v @SamZzNg #
@pummkin who's that? #
Okay peeps. Time for a Siesta. Catch you later. And @peteteo try drinking lemon juice w/o sugar. Those yellow ones. Worth a try. #
@tashny Got la. I can chat with you on DM. No need to go public with my private shit. Haha. in reply to tashny #
@peteteo Mum's formula. But I realized after drinking it for a while, my joint pains are gone. Drink every morn with a tablespoon of honey. in reply to peteteo #
@peteteo Try Sleeping on hard wooden floor or on a very hard mattress. It helps. And try drinking lemon juice w/o sugar. in reply to peteteo #
Yeah it sucks. I have a slipped disc last time n d acute sharp pain comes back occasionally RT @peteteo: Not sick. Bad back acting up. Sucks #
@peteteo In sick bed bro? Get well soon. in reply to peteteo #
Oh, sorry with MOH I meant Matters Of the Heart RT @tashny poor thing what they did haha. #
So now we have Perkasa for the Malays, and PerChiBai for the Chinese & Bengali's? What nonsense is this??! #porkosa #
RT @TwitJayaMACC Corrupt leaders are the main threat to the position of the Malays and bumiputras, a survey here found. http://bit.ly/a1he5q #
@jessicarabbit5 Mama miya! @teongtatt @AdrianNCF @norm_noordin @kavilan @lightyoruichi @walski69 @Ibnuharis @SamZzNg in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
Generally very good; except for some heartaches from the MOH Department RT @tashny and how are things there? #
Cos I know it's your favorite RT @tashny why is it we always talk about food – particularly burgers? LOL. #
Now, u can turn to MCA to seek 4 your stolen car. Turn 2 Michael Chong. U can even stand a chance to strike 4D http://twitpic.com/253mvf #
Hey Tat one is priceless k. Lol RT @shakirameer When u say 'bird in the black market' i started thinking of something else (brown actually). #
@tashny I suggest burger ayam special telur tambah bawang double king Benjo roti John. in reply to tashny #
Yeah. This 2 birds can fetch 1 million ringgit on d black market. Its name is Cenderawasih. RT @shakirameer Really? #
Yes we can, mate. I'm tired of all this shit. RT @anthraxxxx you and i can become best friends in this aspect. #
Morning dear hows it going there? RT @tashny g'morning #
So what's this easy way to be a millionaire? Simple. Read @thestarnation front page n rmb this 2 birds. Catch em! http://twitpic.com/253eh8 #
It's not going to cost you any investments, u do not need to join any MLM or insurance companies,n it's not physically very hard to achieve. #
I have just found the easiest way to be a MILLIONAIRE. #
Great morning guys! @uncleBotak @jennifercheah @leochimaera @princessjoling @jasongan @chewmeiling @mychng @laukaukia #
@amuse_gueule believe me, this is not the first time I got myself in this quagmire! Memperdisappointingkan! @jennifercheah @PrincessJoLing #
@PrincessJoLing what's with girls these days huh? They lead u in, makes u think u've got a shot, n slap u in d face whn u reciprocate! in reply to PrincessJoLing #
I'm starting to realize, that I am better off a bachelor. I don't think I'm ever going to be good in this lovey dovey shit. #fail #
UMINO? Haha. Sounds good tho. RT @crispinsoo If UMNO and MIC merge, will they call it UMINO? Will this domino fall at GE13? #
Apa ini? Kejap support #porkosa sekarang pulak cakap nak "Get Rid of Perkasa"? UMNO dan MIC sudah mau merge ke??! http://bit.ly/cVRHnI #
I've come to realize that I have a lot of "Friends" on Facebook whom I really don't even know. Guess it's high time for a clean up. #
Richard Durand. I'm also surprised this time it's not from Tiesto. RT @shakirameer Tiesto? #
#nowplaying Something For The Pain – Ad Brown featuring Renee Six (In Search of Sunrise 8 South Africa by Richard Durand) #
Morning hot mama @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @lightyoruichi @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis @SamZzNg #
@bongkersz who's that girl? in reply to bongkersz #
@AdrianNCF @laukaukia @daaditsu @princessjoling @jennifercheah @unclebotak @leochimaera @mikefoong I like this feature. I call it Multitweet #
He always has been one RT @bongkersz @9W2WIL Donald Lim now an OUTCAST @edgemy Lim's Chinese Perkasa plan http://bit.ly/9ub5Vh #
RT @Flipbooks: "The most valuable thing I have learned from life is to regret nothing" ~Somerset Maugham #quote #
@daaditsu play FIFA 2010. It might help! @mikefoong @princessjoling @jennifercheah @unclebotak @leochimaera @laukaukia @adrianncf #
@Kukuchingching what? So @TunTanChengLock is ACTUALLY @aizley ???? O_o"" #
@TunTanChengLock hello Tun, YOU were the one who gave in to the bumiputras in the 1st plc one ok. Remember cobalt commission report? #
@TunTanChengLock LOL! hey apa ini? Tun u're supposed to be pro-gov lah! Hahaha! @YouTiup @tonypua #
#NED players more tension. Haha. RT @KevCKW: Maybe that referee also tension la. #
@tashny Not exactly in JB. It's Kluang. Halfway down towards JB in reply to tashny #
Haha. Tell me about it. I'm also confused myself! RT @Karamaz0v Well Im confuse by reading ur twt ,hows dat! :p #
I was asked to sign here.She didn't say I cannot sign here. He said I always sign here but not supposed to sign here. Niaseng. I'm confused. #
The 14 yellow cards handed out in the #NED vs #ESP match by referee Howard Webb is the record for most ever in a World Cup Final. #worldcup #
Morning gentlemen n Hot Mama!!! @norm_noordin @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @lightyoruichi @walski69 @SamZzNg @Ibnuharis #
Yeah. I'm seriously deprived of sleep… RT @cherietheangel really? U're gonna give the finals a skip?? #
Overtime goal gives #Spain its first World Cup victory, defeating Netherlands 1-0 (CNN) http://on.cnn.com/diSK58 #WorldCup #
Acronym of the Day: PAUL – Pundits Are Ultimate Losers. #fb #worldcup #
Omg they're confused! RT @elizabethwong: Asked some youths at Dsara Damai who they supported, they yelled "Selangor!" #
Good night tweeps. Too tired. Going to miss the finals in real life. But I'll try to "watch" it live later in my dreams Go Holland! #
Im thinking d same thing. RT @jennifercheah: Yeah just not easy to find someone who will love me the way I am @PrincessJoLing #
Mai siao siao… Take care there! RT @jennifercheah: Yeah… Don't tweet n drive @AdrianNCF: @PrincessJoLing ehhh drive safe girl!!!!!! #
Jealous! RT @shakirameer: In bangsar now going for street party for #worldcup finals! Wohooooooo! #fb #
@orangasle @paulong62 @pummkin @plenteh @victorliew @danielngsh @NileshBabu @saadkamal @yohanik I hope Ned can win! in reply to orangasle #
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain RT @nesarajah It's not even my first name. Christ. #
I think he was referring to the donkeys and erm… Llamas? RT @crispinsoo There were no cars in Jesus' time. #
N btw rajah is shortform of nesarajah to me. U know, like Tun Locksmith from @TunTanChengLock? RT @nesarajah Change my name to rajah? #
I dont know man. Go Ask the Lord RT @nesarajah: The lord wants me to car pool. And change my name to rajah? #
@nesarajah hahaha we not talking behind ur back bro. If u're following me it's RIGHT THERE on ur timeline! @crispinsoo @tuntanchenglock #
@ariefsaid come to Kluang I bring you there next time… in reply to ariefsaid #
Wah niaseng. This @TunTanChengLock uses true twit validation some more. Mai Siao Siao… #
@TunTanChengLock send my regards to tunku for me will ya. Tell him he shld hav legalize every damn thing b4 he died @kukuchingching #
@crispinsoo I'm suspecting enemies of the kuku and the rajah @TunTanChengLock #
@ariefsaid Kluang country club bro. You know where? in reply to ariefsaid #
This is hilarious. Suddenly every freaking animal in this world are psychics. Sotong, bird, dog, n now, pandas? http://twitpic.com/24brng #
@ahpooki maybe we should register one on her behalf as well in reply to ahpooki #
And apparently this @TunTanChengLock is quite vulgar too. #
Welcome RT @thegentlesnail thanks for the sharing tip #
Oh so now @TunTanChengLock has risen from the dead and joined Twitter. Wow. #
Golf later at 8pm in KCC Driving Range! Any kakis? #
@thegentlesnail mum's formula. Cleanses ur body while on empty stomach. 10am is ok but try to eat at 8pm. 6pm go for sports. in reply to thegentlesnail #
Take a glass of lemon juice + honey in the morning n wait till 10.30am 4 bfast. Then Dinner. RT @thegentlesnail ooooo. how do you do it? #
U gotta learn that from me RT @thegentlesnail: famished. Training my body to eat only twice a day. #
Hehehehehe! RT @stephendoss: ☺☺☺☺☺RT @CKGord: Kekekeke RT @bongkersz Hahahahhaha! RT @bumilangit: Hahaha! RT (cont) http://tl.gd/2egvnp #
@jerinelay dear how's my tattoo design? Me still waiting for it ya. #
@9W2WIL @CKGord ass cream sounds much more delicious than ais cream #
Sleepy Sunday! @danielngsh @victorliew @plenteh @NileshBabu @orangasle @yohanik @pummkin @saadkamal @paulong62 #
So anyone want to kill the sotong today? Or has it become an idol for worship? #
The feeling of being back to work after a battery recharge (now 99.5%) is very refreshing I loike! #
Not surprising innit? RT @trendfacts: The first owner of the Marlboro Company, Wayne McLaren, died of lung cancer #trendfacts #
@ChowPong oh then you're normal, looking from d norturnal animal point if view @thegentlesnail #
Me no speak Ger but I guess it's good morning? @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @lightyoruichi @walski69 @Ibnuharis @SamZzNg #
Sounds like sumptuous breakfast to me RT @NNiran Cephalopod mollusk Broth anybody? #paul #
Good Sunday Tweeps. #
RT @Flipbooks: “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it” ~Franklin P Jones #quote #
@thegentlesnail @chowpong haha okays… I'm driving back to Kluang for work. On the way now… #
@NNiran the octopus was right again? #
Why you guys up so early on a Sunday morning? @thegentlesnail @ChowPong #
Tell me about it. RT @deceptionist13: Heal me, i'm heartsick. #
RT @stephendoss: If a man says I’ll call u n if he doesn’t, he didnt forget,he didnt lose yr number, he didnt die,he just didnt wan 2 call u #
Need to force myself back to sleep… @pummkin @victorliew @orangasle @yohanik @NileshBabu @saadkamal @plenteh @danielngsh @paulong62 #
This movie INCEPTION starring Leonardo DiCaprio looks interesting. I like the soundtracks being played on their website too. #
@AdrianNCF Yeah I'm praying for him too. Hope YAB @liowtionglai can inform me his hospital & ward location. Will pay him a visit soon. in reply to AdrianNCF #
Is it my Besset Hound who couldn't stop barking, or is it my bio clock? I took leave today to sleep at home one lah! Y am I wide awake?! #
@leroyng To Ibrahim Ali, 1 Malaysia is nothing more than 1 Malays, Ya! @bluetoad60 in reply to leroyng #
@AdrianNCF I used to be very close w his nephew. He, anthr fren n myself used to win 2nd plc in Adidas 3on3 in Mlk. @liowtionglai in reply to AdrianNCF #
Happy Morning Folks. On Leave today! Whee! @victorliew @orangasle @yohanik @pummkin @NileshBabu @saadkamal @plenteh @danielngsh @paulong62 #
@liowtionglai whr is he now YAB? Wld like to pay him a visit. We used to b in d same mlk state bball team n adidas 3on3 team yrs ago. Sigh. in reply to liowtionglai #

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@liowtionglai how's your nephew doing, YAB? in reply to liowtionglai #
Familiar. I said this before. RT @aaron1kee: Seriously, I just don't have a time for a partner now. Life's good for me as it is. #
@tashny whoa, so my prophesy came true huh? it's called burger ayam special cheese! in reply to tashny #
@norm_noordin #FF @IbnuHaris @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @lightyoruichi @walski69 @qalis148 @imShahidah @loveykatz @yantieo @victorliew #
Just done with golf with Howe and Kiat Lee. Blisters! Blisters! Blisters! No Pain, No Gain! So they say… http://twitpic.com/23qche #
@tashny take me or Carlos? :-p in reply to tashny #
@Nicolekiss you malaccan??? in reply to Nicolekiss #
Just trying to live up to the 1 msian spirit bro :-p RT @CLChow: bad john RT @tashny #
Come we exchange phones for 1 week k. RT @ahpooki aiyoo..u say me LCLY !! kaphiak 3 !! #
@tashny good choice. It's the true 1 Malaysian delicacy! in reply to tashny #
Like a wolf saying he's not from canine family. RT @Aisehman: Perkasa's views not Govt 's position http://bit.ly/cs4FAX @MukhrizMahathir #
Eh hem. *biasalah…* RT @tashny: OMG MY ABSOLUTE FAV. U pyschic like Paul! #
Classic #lcly RT @ahpooki: @jonathanfun i got my HTC Desire oredi..playing wif it now…hehehe #
@tashny okay honey, I'll get you a burger ayam special double cheese benjo in reply to tashny #
@tashny okay give me your address I courier one burger special double king for you in reply to tashny #
Kalau mlk takda, Kluang lagi takyah cakap d lah. @limmengkeong @Aisehman @stephendoss #
Okay I'm not going BK d. Going to tapao burger at Malay burger stall by the roadside  @bugbitesandco @limmengkeong #
@limmengkeong @Aisehman @stephendoss carls junior is very nice I agree. But not available in mlk #
A lot of ppl complaining about burger king these days. I'm on my way there now. Wats wrong with them? @limmengkeong in reply to limmengkeong #
@patrickteoh on 2nd tot, u can bring the sotong back, n auction it off in dsara village. bet u'll make enuf $ to cover u w/out work for yrs. in reply to patrickteoh #
Gd luck bro. If shooting's in Ger, kill d sotong 4 me. Kthxbai. RT @patrickteoh: gng to casting session for German telemovie. #
@tanjoolee you dunno??? Aiyoh, to hulu selangor, sibu, pkfz, Sime Darby, etc. Lah in reply to tanjoolee #
Ask d bird from singapore RT @bongkersz no Germany connection @tashny @stephendoss have Paul tell us who actually killed Altantuya #
@jennifercheah it's raining here too. Must bring Him for a wash later la k :-p in reply to jennifercheah #
@jennifercheah yeah back for the weekend going back Sunday. Need some rest. Tired of work. Wifey's gorgeous like a shining star! in reply to jennifercheah #
Morning gr8t ppl! @amuse_gueule @tashny @nursamad @Moxy_Tod @raffithng @MelissaLoovi @brianritchie @sureshdr @alphaque @bumilangit @YouTiup #
Been great! Glad to be home. Yourself? Hows hubby? RT @jennifercheah Morning morning…. wah… laksa…. yummy….. How are you? #
I meant laksa for bfast! :-p RT @uncleBotak Laksa or breakfast? Both breakfast la! #
MORNING!!! Laksa or Bfast! @uncleBotak @jennifercheah @leochimaera @princessjoling @adrianncf @laukaukia @lissasays @christineblues @mychng #
Karaoke with howe, jiaye and a person I haven't met since primary 6. Andy Lau in the house!!! #
@motor_takaful okay, how to make my Suzuki grand vitara go from 148bhp to 200bhp? :-p #
I think u got the wrong person? RT @dierdrenbp Clear your DUI record http://duisolution.tk/?=nzux #
The feeling of going back to your hometown (nyonya laksa here I come) and can lepak longer there sungguh menggembirakan! #
Blue Ring Octo! @LeoChimaera @uncleBotak @princessjoling @nexuskhan @jennifercheah @xanderxxavier @jasongan @mychng @laukaukia #
Go germany n protect the sotong from assassination. RT @alicia_lala Any suggestions what I should do then? #
Its a hoax! RT @sarahghm Go google it! #
Youre joking right? RT @sarahghm: So uhhhh, Paul the Octopus is dead? Wow, this is news! #
DJ Shadow ft. Mos Def : 6 Days latest modified lyrics-CHORUS: Tmr is another day, 2day is another PAUL. PAUL-PAUL-P-PAUL-P-PAUL… #worldcup #
PANAS!!! Hot + Hot = HAWT!!! RT @AdrianNCF @ahpooki damn farnee even ma grandma knw tt… #
Like what we Cainis say everytime : Not everyday is Sunday RT @svsingam: The #GER breakaway attacks failed this time. #
An MP got food poisoning or somthing like that after eating Durian + Mutton. RT @ahpooki wat's on the front page? #
Yeah. Read the Star paper today. Front page. RT @seutnee really? I didn't know that. Haha #
In addition to the Alcohol, we learned today that we CANNOT also eat Durians with Mutton at the same time. #FB #fact #
K Okto RT @bongkersz: Ali Ketam. RT @altimet: RT @2side: If Malaysia going to have its own version of Paul Oktopus, what animal would it be? #
All of a sudden, Paul has become the most wanted figure in the Universe. Obama, Osama, n Lady Gaga will be dearly missed. For now. #worldcup #
The German Football Association has made it compulsory tat all footballers in Germany eat Cephalopods at least once a day #worldcup #
Anyone feel like eating Calamari today? #worldcup #GER #ESP #
As a symbol of wrath twds Paul d sotong, d gov of Germany decided tat all octopus dishes be given a 50% subsidy for 4yrs #worldcup #
As a symbol of gratitude towards Paul d sotong, d gov of Spain has decided to erect a statue of an octopus in Madrid in his honor #worldcup #
@cherietheangel 1st time ever. Good also. Should give chance to other teams instead of south American teams all the time in reply to cherietheangel #
Wanna eating calamari 2day @LeoChimaera @uncleBotak @princessjoling @nexuskhan @jennifercheah @xanderxxavier @jasongan @mychng @laukaukia #
@jessicarabbit5 didn't watched the game but heard spaniards played very well. Germany was like Argentina yday. in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
Okay. Ask. Whatever it is, my abswer will be YESH RT @tashny: I don't do hints :p I'd come right out and ask. #
Mai siao siao Sotong can!@uncleBotak @princessjoling @nexuskhan @jennifercheah @leochimaera @xanderxxavier @jasongan @mychng @laukaukia #
Puyol header! OH YESH! RT @thegentlesnail 0-1 @AdrianNCF #
See mummy? The sotong was right! @AdrianNCF @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @lightyoruichi @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis #
Whoa i heard possession was 70% – 30% to Spain in the early minutes? RT @cherietheangel damn straight Germany lost! #
What was the scoreline? RT @thegentlesnail Yesh spain spain!! #
Morning! See? Sotong wins!:) @PrincessJoLing @NexusKhan @jennifercheah @uncleBotak @LeoChimaera @xanderxxavier @JasonGan @mychng @laukaukia #
Morning peeps! So the SOTONG was right, right??? Germany lost? #
Sad but true gd night! RT @busiestyoong hahaha u shud go to sleep then. U can 'rewatch' it on twitter tomorrow anyway #
Good night tweeps. Keep me updated with #GER vs #ESP will ya. #worldcup #
@joshlim I guess I'll just hit the sack and hope for you guys to update me on twitter later @Karamaz0v #
Using GPRS??? RT @Karamaz0v watch online then #
@busiestyoong can't watch. No Internet connection fast enuf for online streaming. I live in the jungle I guess I'll "watch" on twitter. in reply to busiestyoong #
I hear this since i was born. RT @UN: More should be done to prevent unlawful or arbitrary killings http://bit.ly/bdLgkQ #UN #news #
@joshlim no phone or streamyx at my jungle home here. Only can twit using GPRS connection on my cell. I need 3G to watch on Bplayer. in reply to joshlim #
Cannot. Too blur. Like watching moving sand. Argh. Signal blocked by oil palms. RT @Karamaz0v tv1 bro #
My timeline is now full of love quotes n philosophies. This is odd. Where are those football twundits? #worldcup #
Suddenly I feel regretful of not fixing astro in my house. I'm gonna miss #GER vs #ESP Nearest mamak w astro is 30mins away. FML. #worldcup #
@rengabrielle going thru a breakup my friend? in reply to rengabrielle #
@anthraxxxx you're still gonna stay gay. Cos u're never gonna see her naked, unless, of course, gutteruncensored finds it in reply to anthraxxxx #
@busiestyoong the work can wait in reply to busiestyoong #
Hmm. God himself is sayin tat God is man-made? :-/ RT @almightygod: 'The one place gods inarguably exist is in the human mind.' – Alan Moore #
Tats cos youre gay. RT @anthraxxxx: I think I am one of these weird guys who do not find Larissa Riquelme attractive. #
Ask the speaker to fix astro n projector screen in Dewan to watch live lah. RT @hannahyeoh @niknazmi how to Dewan on 12th? Finals… #
Exactly. But sotong chose spain today! RT @syahredzan Maybe 100pc for German matches? #
Is that a hint to ask me to reciprocate? :-p RT @tashny who doesnt love being stalked, man? :p #
@tashny feel free to do so I LOVE being stalked!!! :-p hahaha! in reply to tashny #
The star said 100% today… RT @syahredzan 100pc? I thought 80pc? #
Central Euro 2010 to be more specific. RT @bongkersz @anthraxxxx: With the demise of Uruguay, WC 2010 is now officially known as Euro 2010. #
@farhaniqbal @jennifercheah @NexusKhan @PrincessJoLing @uncleBotak @LeoChimaera @xanderxxavier @JasonGan @mychng @laukaukia Go Spain! #
Work makes me agonizing n sorrowful too RT @tashny you make a compelling argument. don't be agonised and sorrowful #
Oh yes she is pretty RT @Jacky0571 hug hug~~~I don\'t like her~~~I like Katy Perry #
I'll b over d clouds if I can play half as well as him thanks bro! RT @AdrianNCF ehh bro…good luck in ur game…go become Sakuragi :p #
Me neither. 100% record is no coincidence. RT @syahredzan: Seriously, I can't get over the Octopus. #
Sounds so familiar RT @KevCKW: I should be copying a movie but once I started with fb, msn and twitter, I have totally forgotten that. #
Why u waiting for his in search of sunrise 8 ah? RT @shakirameer: Is tiesto dead or something? #
@jessicarabbit5 dun worry mum, it's not gonna make much of a difference to me anyway, cos I'm not betting :-p in reply to jessicarabbit5 #
@tashny And if more girls like you go join the convent, more guys like me will celibate in agony and sorrow all their lives in reply to tashny #
B-b-b-becos the Sotong said so! 100% record wei! RT @jessicarabbit5 Ur going with #ESP B-b-b-but why? ;p #
@tashny Why wanna join convent just because you wanna avoid Lindsay? I'm sure she's not that worthy to you is she? in reply to tashny #
I believe in Paul the big Sotong! @LeoChimaera @NexusKhan @PrincessJoLing @jennifercheah @xanderxxavier @JasonGan #
@tashny Haha. Just don't buy her songs, switch channels if you hear her voice on d radio, and dun watch her movies! in reply to tashny #
Spain! Germany go home! @jennifercheah @NexusKhan @PrincessJoLing @uncleBotak @LeoChimaera @xanderxxavier @JasonGan @mychng @laukaukia #
@Jacky0571 @Viknes18 Yes! Lindsay Lohan. I used to like this girl so much Now? Sigh. in reply to Jacky0571 #
And drugs! But why only 90 days? RT @Viknes18: too much tani! #
Haha! She'll b "kept away from the general jail population for the safety of everyone involved." RT @andrewcmy DUI… #
Funny. It's said tat she'll b "kept away fr gen jail pop 4 d safety of every1 involved." @tashny @optikpop @ilyana @CLChow @crispinsoo #
Huargh!!! RT @BalvinSingh: Go yap tau sah! 2 important games today: 8.00pm Yap Tau Sah vs Go Swee Eng, and 2.30am Germany vs Spain. #
I didnt say wrong right? :-p RT @ahpooki basket… kaphiak !! #
Overheard on the radio that Lindsay Lohan got sentenced to 90 days of prison. Anyone knows what offense she committed to get this? #
@ahpooki extravagance, another forte of BN good! @NajibRazak @SamZzNg #
@ahpooki yes only if your name is @NajibRazak @SamZzNg #
The former match, not the latter one :-p RT @christineblues wow,u playing? #
2 important games today: 8.00pm Yap Tau Sah vs Go Swee Eng, and 2.30am Germany vs Spain.  #
@ahpooki yer why you so inconsistent one. Like jibby lah. Kejap ini, kejap itu. Dun be like our gov can or not? @SamZzNg #malaysianenglish #
YES! Gov shld be grateful we can afford to give them $$$ to squander! RT @bongkersz: Our govt is very lucky to have us @Aisehman #
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Malaysians are rich! RT @Aisehman: Over 870,000 taxpayers overpaid RM10bil last year #
@9W2WIL at least u got croissants. We only get nasi lemak w 2pcs cucumber, 2pcs fried anchovies n 1/100th egg. WTF @limmengkeong @bongkersz #
@crispinsoo guess that's why my dad gave me that surname huh to allow me to find fun in anything I do, even d shittiest of things… in reply to crispinsoo #
@ahpooki pokey nvm. Don't pooki can d in reply to ahpooki #
*Kiss on forehead* Good night, deary. RT @Esther_N: Make me sleep. #
What exactly is the use of this "Poke" feature on Facebook? When I've been poked all I can do is poke back. Like tat also Fun? :-/ #
The NATO principle. RT @shazyra: our kedai kopi style, me thinks! @limmengkeong @bongkersz #
Sadly, MOST meetings end with no actions. All NATO. RT @bongkersz @limmengkeong I only hate those meetings that end with no actions. #
And made it even worse. Just look at how much our corporate players spend every year on meetings and seminars. @limmengkeong @bongkersz #
Originally Americans. Then we localized it. RT @limmengkeong: Wonder whose meeting culture we adopted, British? Or uniquely ours? @bongkersz #
Then talk and plan for the next talk for more talk RT @bongkersz: And still talk and arrange for more talk @limmengkeong and talk and talk #
and talk and talk and talk RT @bongkersz: @limmengkeong and talk and talk #
Yes!RT @norm_noordin RT @jessicarabbit5 Looks lk quite a few of us hv been ODing on de happy pill….mks me smile & go wheeeeee!! @teongtatt #
Hooray! Hooray! It's a Holland Holland Day! What a world of Fun, everyone, Holla-Holland day! #worldcup #
It's a holland holland day! @teongtatt @jessicarabbit5 @kavilan @AdrianNCF @lightyoruichi @walski69 @norm_noordin @Ibnuharis #
Morning! @hoongchai @herbalsoup @NexusKhan @uncleBotak @princessjoling @leochimaera @jennifercheah @jasongan @daaditsu @peteteo #
New house? RT @shakirameer roof leak 3 times…drainage issues…sigh #
Hmmm. You've got period. RT @judicious_wife I cudnt figure out why too! #
Segafredo Coffee? RT @jennifercheah what drink do you want? #
I wanna drink @herbalsoup ! @NexusKhan @uncleBotak @hoongchai @princessjoling @leochimaera @jennifercheah @jasongan @daaditsu @peteteo #
Wow. Must have been a big job there huh. Where's ur studio? Bn fine bro. Still in d jungle RT @peteteo: BZ with sound design job. How u? #
Sometimes u hav more than 2 RT @svsingam: Like everything else Malaysian RT @msiakini: 1 Home Ministry, 2 standards http://bit.ly/aPHgdW #
Apa defects? RT @shakirameer My family home in shah alam #
@shakirameer what house? Where? in reply to shakirameer #
@thegentlesnail @lightyoruichi @BFMradio try using flip4mac. #
Why so my friend? RT @judicious_wife: I'm overwhelmed with emotions #
Afternoon taukeh. Long time no contact. Hows things with you recently? RT @peteteo: Good afternoon machas. #
Okay! RT @spinzer yeap! http://Www.ycm.org.my I'll tell you more later, driving now #
Have u watched d "Write Ur Future" ad by Nike? Notice All those players in d ad have already gone home. So, Write Ur Future Home. #worldcup #
Kejap grow, kejap slow. RT @victorliew: I was just enjoying myself RT @jahabarsadiq: Najib says economy may slow down: http://bit.ly/bovQTw #
@spinzer I see what does this org do? Membership open to anyone? in reply to spinzer #
@julianchow Hahaha. No lah. We were lucky I guess. Next opponent is quite strong. Dun think we can repeat that again. in reply to julianchow #
Haha. Sounds really familiar… Is it some lyrics to some song? RT @svsingam: Have you heard "tuts my barreh" ? #
@spinzer Good Luck! What's the YCM CEO series thingy? in reply to spinzer #
Good Morning! @norm_noordin @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @lightyoruichi @walski69 @Ibnuharis #
Still not sleeping yet??? RT @Esther_N: I'm hardworking like that -.- #
Salam walking zombie tmr I need to wake up at 6.30am. Jialat… Jialat… @NatAsasi @spinzer @hannahyeoh #
@spinzer work? What do you do? @NatAsasi @hannahyeoh #
It's more like a safety helmet. Bomb-proof! RT @alphaque: Yes, it's called The Helmet. Tabik, tuan ! #
I used to count jumping lambs to make myself sleep. Now I'm counting tweets I've sent today to make myself sleep. Times have changed. #fb #
I'm still awake for no reason. Argh. RT @NatAsasi: i still awake most prob on green tea buzz @hannahyeoh: is still awake replying emails… #
We should have a style guide for Rosmah's hair RT @TelegraphNews: Iran government issues style guide for men's hair http://tgr.ph/a0wMa3 #
I suck in history. I think I'm more interested to know the present than the past, unless it concerns me much. @arystle @crispinsoo #
@crispinsoo yeah. I go on a roll sometimes when I'm bored or feeling restless. in reply to crispinsoo #
@arystle I think you are referring to @crispinsoo right? #
@crispinsoo you can choose not to reply my tweet, my friend in reply to crispinsoo #
@arystle @crispinsoo so when did melaka joined federation of Malaya? #
Ure afraid of ISA. RT @icednyior: @jonathanfun could be many reasons : avoidance, embarrasment, decide to lay low, got in trouble #
Im impressed w ur knowledge on US history. Msian one u know? RT @crispinsoo: The state of Nevada joined the Union in 1864. #Americantrivia #
#malaysianenglish if your bottom head think, your upper head cannot think. #
@icednyior what are the reasons they quit? in reply to icednyior #
I want nobody nobody but chu! I want nobody nobidy but chu! RT @svsingam: I helpt cu, cu helpt me. #malaysianenglish I help you, you help me #
No wor. I catch no ball leh… RT @KevCKW not understooded meh? LOL.. #
#malaysianenglish Wah… Like that oso can ah? #
#malaysianenglish you jangan main sama I punya heart. I Akan sedih! #
#malaysianenglish I help you, you help me. #
#malaysianenglish I under the stand. You so stupid. Like that also no stand. #
#malaysianenglish my boy friend is manazier. So very the standard lah he! #
Enter wind d good what, sexy! RT @edwinaldrianto #indonesianEnglish My body is not delicious, coz enter wind :d #
#malaysianenglish I have six pack… United! #
#malaysianenglish I no appetite! Stomach enter wind already… #
#malaysianenglish I damn tulan ibrahim Ali lor… #
#malaysianenglish I lap you, you lap me, together-gether we make one big happy family! #
#malaysianenglish you don't talk cock lah! #
#malaysianenglish you damn #cheebuy one lor… #
#malaysianenglish hey jom! We go together-gether lah! #
#malaysianenglish your pattern is more than badminton! #
#malaysianenglish why you SOOO like that one???! #
#malaysianenglish Ah See Keh, Bo Lang Keh, Tomorrow Eat Tau Geh! #
Won! 93-32 RT @julianchow how's the match bro? #
Thanks! RT @cherietheangel good luck! #
@PrincessJoLing thanks! in reply to PrincessJoLing #
Thanks! Happy gyming! RT @julianchow good luck bro! #
Basketball Match later at 8pm. Yap Tao Sah vs Kampung Paya. Wish me luck! #
Err… Me? RT @thegentlesnai yeah, Don't forget to bring the groom ok ? #
Wedding registration ah? RT @thegentlesnail: i am still lost! and registration's on friday. sigh. what is wrong with me? #
@andrewcmy already said it RT @crispinsoo: What about Najib's "You help me, I help you"? #Mostpopularlies #
#Mostpopularlies I want to make a deal with you… #
LMAO! That one is a Classic! RT @andrewcmy: #Mostpopularlies You help me, I help you ok? @jonathanfun #
Ditto! RT @KevCKW: @ahpooki will see how. Frankly, after using iphone, it is a little bit difficult to change to other phone already. #
No one does! RT @_FrnNando: RT @lovelydhia03: I'm not. . .RT @jonathanfun: #Mostpopularlies I'm happy with my job. #
And that's a good thing. Right? RT @audreycsm: @teereei Haha. JonFun…u flooding my twitter la #
Good to hear from you RT @teereei OMG jonathan! pls stop it! #
Children? RT @judicious_wife: After got married, my husband/ wife don't let. RT @jonathanfun: #Mostpopularlies my father don't let. #
RT @originalsue: LMAO. Favorite. RT @jonathanfun: #Mostpopularlies on the way. #
#Mostpopularlies @bongkersz is a man with hair. #
#Mostpopularlies @khairykj does not have an iPad. #
#Mostpopularlies I'm happy with my job. #
#Mostpopularlies my company treat me very good. #
#Mostpopularlies I'm happy with my pay. #
#Mostpopularlies my boss is the best boss I could ever ask for in this world. #
#Mostpopularlies damn I look like David beckham! #
#Mostpopularlies *the next day* I was there lah bro… But cannot find parking so I left #
#Mostpopularlies *after 5 hours* I reach d! But finding parking!!! #
#Mostpopularlies *after 2 hours* I'm really at the junction there turning in. Reaching d! #
#Mostpopularlies *after 30 mins* another junction and I'll be reaching d… #
#Mostpopularlies I'm at the junction there d. Reaching. #
#Mostpopularlies on the way. #
#Mostpopularlies really, I was late because I was in the toilet. #
#Mostpopularlies I was late because I was in the toilet. #
#Mostpopularlies I'm really, still single. #
#Mostpopularlies I'm still single. #
#Mostpopularlies I'm single. #
#Mostpopularlies my father don't let. #
#Mostpopularlies my mother don't let. #
#Mostpopularlies Company no budget to do everything. #
Htc i never play before. RT @KevCKW I played with htc desire today, seems like not bad wor. @ahpooki #
I was referring to the samsung galaxy s, my lampahchi friend RT @ahpooki huh?? u want borrow my lampahchi for one week??? !!!! :O #
After you buy borrow me 1 week okay. RT @ahpooki oh those..priceless !! money cannot buy…hehehehhe #
Nvm. Ask from @ahpooki . He's rich. Very rich. RT @bluetoad60: wa boh lui #
@myegclub Yes can u explain y traffice summon records since 2005 only appear this yr n didn't appear when checked last yr? @PrincessJoLing in reply to myegclub #
Lampahchi RT @ahpooki going for rm 2599 !! i'm gonna get it !! in two words.. MUCH BETTER than iphone..hahahahaha #
@PrincessJoLing Better check fast. Before you suddenly get a shocker lumpsum… Sigh. in reply to PrincessJoLing #
How much is it? Better than iPhone? RT @ahpooki went to check out the samsung galaxy S..one word…AWESOME !!! #
And mine to yours! RT @teongtatt: Aye to that. I'll raise my glass in ur honor tonight. #
FML!!! RT @KevCKW I have the same feeling. Always like that one. #
All traffic offenses. Didnt know im michael schumacher. Nia seng! RT @KevCKW what a good start? Are they from police or city council? #
I'll still drink to this today. shit dun choose days to happen, so I won't choose days to drink! RT @teongtatt: If Friday I'd drink to that #
That is so farking true. I kena shit like this almost every other month! Ccb RT @teongtatt Especially when ur resolve is particularly strong #
Before. All the way from 2005. I checked b4 name transfer, all clear. But suddenly it "appear" wtf??! RT @svsingam: B4 or aftr sale date? #
@teongtatt Don't tell me you also kena before this kind of shit? in reply to teongtatt #
Somehow, my money seems to have a way to leave me, no matter how prudent I am. Nia Seng #
Good Morning! @hoongchai @PrincessJoLing @herbalsoup @LeoChimaera @jennifercheah @JasonGan @uncleBotak @NexusKhan @daaditsu @peteteo #
Good morning! @andrewjpan @teongtatt @AdrianNCF @davidlian @arystle @sivinkit @hoongchai @feicipet @linus_chew @CincauHangus @Mochchew #
Shitty News to start the Morning. I discovered tat I have 9 unpaid traffic summons carried over from my old car which amounts to RM1280! T_T #
I need to wake up in 3. RT @tperfectionista: In 5 hours, i have to be up for work lol #
Blisters all over my left palm after golf. Problem with my gripping. Argh. #
@daaditsu @TwitJayaMACC why you involved in corruption kah?! #
@orangasle you're free to join me for a drink in Kluang anytime can't finish this alone! in reply to orangasle #
HAAPPY DAAAYSSSS!!! HAAAAPPY DAAAYSSSS!!! #fb #ff http://twitpic.com/22cjy1 #
Me too RT @KevCKW after upgraded it to os 4.0, my love for it just grow deeper. Although no jailbreak. @ahpooki #
Easy peasy. Take MC RT @crispinsoo But I can't catch the semifinals live as they'll be at 2.30am in the morning and I've got to work. #
Either way, none of my fav teams are in the #WC so to me it's not that interesting anymore RT @crispinsoo #
@LeoChimaera Haha. Same here bro. This Galaxy S, at first glance, looks like a try-too-hard to be iPhone in the first place. in reply to LeoChimaera #
But I find iPhone still the most user friendly… RT @ahpooki oooooooo..i like..iphone too much hype.. #
Working Sunday T_T @LeoChimaera @herbalsoup @jennifercheah @JasonGan @uncleBotak @NexusKhan @daaditsu @PrincessJoLing @hoongchai @peteteo #
The Samsung Galaxy S looks poised to challenge the iPhone 4. But is it really that good? Anyone using it right now? http://bit.ly/dnYbuo #
Deal of the Day : Destroy Sammy and Get Vellu-ed #MIC #FB #
On how #MIC would take criticisms given thru newspapers, Sammy says: “They tell us to change our mindsets and we do it; like I farking care” #
"We do not take action against critics, we only act against those who want to destroy ME (not us)" – Sammy Vellu #MIC #
Sammy on Tamil Newspapers: “They just like to play politics. We do not take note of them, we will continue with our work”. Not funny at all. #
@crispinsoo And then Uruguay in the Finals. Hahahaha. in reply to crispinsoo #
@crispinsoo Hahaha. So they took revenge for England this time. But who will take revenge for England for what Germany did to them? in reply to crispinsoo #
New Blogpost and a Song for Download, only on jonathanfun.com : http://bit.ly/9QEpZP #FB #worldcup #ARG #GER #
@crispinsoo At least you know a bit. Still better than me. Langsung tak tau in reply to crispinsoo #
I didn't know TNB's an #ARG fan RT @auzani: TNB is teaching those Ttdi folks a lesson. LOL #
After being torn apart last night, the controversial coach of Argentina's name was also broke into pcs. It's now Die Go Maradona. #worldcup #
Due to #ARG 's lost? RT @auzani: Thanks for the update bro. RT @mafiz: Many shops in TTDI are closed for business today #
@ZiccoTees I think #arg did put up a fight albeit demoralization after the early goal. But the Germans are really darn great last night. #
@PixelProject welcome! it is a duty for all to promote womens rights, regardless of whether you're women or not #
Happy Independence Day! @jessicarabbit5 @teongtatt @kavilan @AdrianNCF @norm_noordin @walski69 @Ibnuharis @lightyoruichi @ryzzyusof #
@Khairykj come to Kluang later. We can mourn #ARG loss together at the Kluang railway station #
RT @PixelProject: If you are in Malaysia and need help re domestic violence, contact Women's Aid Organisation's helpline at 03 7956 3488 #
Have faith my young one… Support Spain from now on RT @thegentlesnail 1st time in my life i ever support a team, and they loose 0-4 #
I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.C.E. D.A.Y. #
Overconfidence kills! RT @crispinsoo Do cry for me Argentina, the truth is Germany is too good for you! #
@crispinsoo haha wat does it mean? in reply to crispinsoo #
Dun cry 4 me #ARG D truth is d #GER left u
All thru their wild ways
Swines Tiger's mad existence
U broke ur promise #WC in a distance #
Should. But the world isnt fair. RT @syahredzan There should be TWO goals. #
On a brighter note, #ENG England should feel fortunate for ONLY losing to #GER Germany 4-1. At least they have a goal. #worldcup #
OH. MY. GOD. #worldcup #
If u ask me, the Germans' killer edge in this game is their ability in performing superb counter attacks. #worldcup #

Jonathan What?

jonathan — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:55:46 +0000

Yesterday night before heading for bed, I was browsing through the web aimlessly and suddenly I got what I thought was a brilliant, and stupid idea.

I decided to Google my own name – Jonathan Fun. ( Yes, you can say I’m self-obsessed )

The list was long I found a lot of unrelated stuff. I kept clicking “Next”… Until a domain name caught my attention.

It was – www.jonathanfin.com

Being already quite sleepy at that time, I got excited thinking it was my own domain name www.jonathanfun.com ! I was like… wow… the blog is only 4 days old, but so fast already got listing on Google already! So I clicked the link, expecting it to bring me to my familiar “Hello” front page.

I was surprised to see this appearing on my monitor.

Potong Steam. Looks like me, Sounds like me, but Not me. ( Correct, correct, correct ) – I was referring to the name of the site

Oh well, not my site. It’s okay. Since I’m here I might as well explore this place.

So apparently this guy’s name is called Jonathan Fin. He lives in Chicago and calls himself a douche bag -_-” Okay. Not a very self-appraising term to promote yourself. Use that in any job interview and you’ll end up in that “jobless” category for the rest of your life.

However, I found him to be quite a talented guy. He’s a writer, comedian, musician and even an actor. He’s got a list of videos and songs composed by him on that site. Here’s a few of his creations I found pretty interesting from You Tube :

The Titty Song

That women’s stuff is really good I can see…. hahaha…

The Hand Job Protest Song

Damn cool right? Haha. Speaks of so many men’s unspeakable misery all this while.

This one is so pathetic but funny! It’s called :

Lickin’ Chicks!

Will you get caught under ISA for doing this in Malaysia? Eewww….

On second thought, I think we should exchange names. I think my surname would suit him so much better!